Ian MacIntyre
@ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
Aging nerd, Beaverton, etc
The Patreon that the Beaverton started last year quite literally saved our website. If you feel so inclined, please consider throwing a couple of dollars our way so we can keep charting Pierre Poilievre's ongoing flameout.
The Beaverton Lives! It still needs your help to thrive
The Beaverton Lives! It still needs your help to thrive
Beloved Readers, It’s been just over a year since we launched our Patreon, and to say that it has completely saved our asses would be an understatement. From the bottom of our snarky Canadian hearts, ...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Patreon that the Beaverton started last year quite literally saved our website. If you feel so inclined, please consider throwing a couple of dollars our way so we can keep charting Pierre Poilievre's ongoing flameout.
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
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November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
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finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. Blue collar smart alecks vs the otherworldly
2. High status buffoon comedically learns to be better
3. Superhero but with feels
4. Old school Spielberg/Spielberg-adjacent
5. Very meta horror
1. Blue collar smart alecks vs the otherworldly
2. High status buffoon comedically learns to be better
3. Superhero but with feels
4. Old school Spielberg/Spielberg-adjacent
5. Very meta horror
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. Blue collar smart alecks vs the otherworldly
2. High status buffoon comedically learns to be better
3. Superhero but with feels
4. Old school Spielberg/Spielberg-adjacent
5. Very meta horror
1. Blue collar smart alecks vs the otherworldly
2. High status buffoon comedically learns to be better
3. Superhero but with feels
4. Old school Spielberg/Spielberg-adjacent
5. Very meta horror
It must've been something to read Frankenstein 200 years ago and be like "Well this dapper scientific genius is surely the hero of this novel" and then be like "Whoaaaa...", as opposed to nowadays when we're all immediately like "Fuck that nerd."
Del Toro said “I am going to make an adaptation of Frankenstein where Victor consistently gets the shit kicked out of him” and you know what? Deserved
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It must've been something to read Frankenstein 200 years ago and be like "Well this dapper scientific genius is surely the hero of this novel" and then be like "Whoaaaa...", as opposed to nowadays when we're all immediately like "Fuck that nerd."
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Trump accuses all 342 million Americans of also being in Epstein Files
Trump accuses all 342 million Americans of also being in Epstein Files
WASHINGTON D.C. - With the release of thousands of emails from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Donald Trump, the POTUS is deflecting by boldly alleging that every single...
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November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Trump accuses all 342 million Americans of also being in Epstein Files
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If Dems ever manage to take the reins of power again, they need to expose everything that happened at ICE through massive show trials. Not only as a moral imperative, but because throwing the book at these thugs and monsters WILL BE POPULAR.
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If Dems ever manage to take the reins of power again, they need to expose everything that happened at ICE through massive show trials. Not only as a moral imperative, but because throwing the book at these thugs and monsters WILL BE POPULAR.
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Canadian reality TV star threatens to go full Karen on most powerful elected official in NYC
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Canadian reality TV star threatens to go full Karen on most powerful elected official in NYC
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Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
OTTAWA – Milton Smolyak, a “red tory” who has been rumoured to be mulling over a switch to the Liberal Party, woke up this morning with the severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed. “I wa...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
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We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
No reaction because sociopath, or no reaction because dementia?
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
No reaction because sociopath, or no reaction because dementia?
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Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
OTTAWA - With Yarmouth MP Chris d’Entremont crossing the floor from the Conservatives to the Liberals due to "Poilievre's leadership style", the CPC leader has responded "My leadership style is the ab...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
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Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
OTTAWA - Onlookers at high end restaurant La Rivière report spotting celebrity couple Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau on a recent date, during which the former Prime Minister repeatedly drew favourable ...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
Come for the truly dorkiest photoshop I've ever made, stay for @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social's badass vision of an all-moose army.
New podcast just dropped!
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Come for the truly dorkiest photoshop I've ever made, stay for @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social's badass vision of an all-moose army.
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This gambling scandal has everything: the NBA, the actual mob, X-RAY SPECS
@ivimey.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social break it down
@ivimey.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social break it down
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This gambling scandal has everything: the NBA, the actual mob, X-RAY SPECS
@ivimey.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social break it down
@ivimey.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social break it down
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Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose
Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose
PALO ALTO, CA - A group of Silicon Valley tech CEOs assure North Americans that job losses from artificial intelligence could easily be mitigated by universal basic income, while also adding that they...
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November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose
Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.