CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

We should never forget that this synagogue was targeted specifically because of their work with HIAS on refugee rights. Seven years later, we should honor their legacy by fighting antisemitism, but also by continuing to do the work of supporting refugee resettlement and migrant rights.

Watching the game as god intended, via live updating baseball scorecards

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googling "longest postseason game" to decide if history is happening or if i have to go to bed

If only Vlady could but get a whack at that—We'd put up even money now, with Vlady at the bat.

RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds

Horny dowsing rod that points to tall glasses of water

The teams: trying to give you more Content at same price, like the heroes they are

The ungrateful fans:

Maybe if the dodgers had humpty win the salmon run...

Boston, on Oct 17, 2004:

The Blue Jays have a secret weapon here as the Dodgers will run out of cash when Ohtani’s deferred money kicks in within another inning or two

goddamnit

jays please end this homophobe's career

(I say as a stata user)

Stata rules for when you want to spend $1000 but don’t really want any more functionality

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Gotta say, it’s been very depressing to see Jew-Belong type groups going from “you’re jewish if you call it schmear” to making fun of “AsAJew” in less than three years (not that I even particularly liked them before! I dont need their affirmation of my Jewishness!)

Retvrn

They can keep spring training i guess

Really we just gotta redo the whole classification: “I make a living,” “comfortable,” and “rich [nobody will ever self select this one]”

“Comfortable”

Women’s pro baseball is becoming reality ⚾
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New York, Los Angeles, Boston and San Francisco will host the first four teams in the Women’s Pro Baseball League, debuting next spring.

Former Little League World Series star Mo’ne Davis was among the hundreds who tried out this summer.

It lists every democratic candidate since 1992 (except al gore and kerry who under its definition would also be moderates) and acts like it’s making a new a profound point against “conventional wisdom”

I talked with someone on Saturday who was very upset because they thought “no kings” was against MLK