Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance
@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social
All generalizations are false. My karma ran over my dogma. Opinions are those of my employer, not mine. Pronoun: The royal "We".
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
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AT LAST! Proof positive that we really are living in THE stupidest timeline.
I… uh don’t think Donner Lake is named after the reindeer
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
AT LAST! Proof positive that we really are living in THE stupidest timeline.
It would appear that the #1 requirement for any job in the Trump administration is that you have to be, or have to have been, a successful crook.
Despite that $50,000 in a Cava bag he denies taking, and having a run a company that helped clients get government contracts, Tom Homan is still involved in DHS procurement, the White House admits that. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Border czar’s former clients cash in on Trump’s immigration crackdown
“So we’ve been trying to get access to Tom Homan…”
www.motherjones.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It would appear that the #1 requirement for any job in the Trump administration is that you have to be, or have to have been, a successful crook.
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
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theonion.com/pete-hegseth...
My Governor! We're all so proud of him.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My Governor! We're all so proud of him.
Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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This is like in the Wizard of Oz when he gives the Cowardly Lion a medal.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is like in the Wizard of Oz when he gives the Cowardly Lion a medal.
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The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
This should be entertaining.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This should be entertaining.
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President Trump has decided to rename doughnuts to "edible O-rings". Everyone must begin using the new name immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President Trump has decided to rename doughnuts to "edible O-rings". Everyone must begin using the new name immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
how utterly ridiculous
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
President Trump has decided to rename doughnuts to "edible O-rings". Everyone must begin using the new name immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President Trump has decided to rename doughnuts to "edible O-rings". Everyone must begin using the new name immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Looks like Hegseth should investigate this JD Vance guy for insisting soldiers shouldn't just mindlessly follow orders.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Looks like Hegseth should investigate this JD Vance guy for insisting soldiers shouldn't just mindlessly follow orders.
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Newsom’s comms team still going hard
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Newsom’s comms team still going hard
If a thermometer measures "therms" then what does an anemometer measure?
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If a thermometer measures "therms" then what does an anemometer measure?
I've been listening to Neil Young since the 60s & he's been playing in the U.S. since the 60s, but I always knew that he was born a Canadian. So I just now got curious if he ever became a U.S. citizen. It turns out that this part of his story is rather interesting.
www.billboard.com/music/music-...
www.billboard.com/music/music-...
Daryl Hannah Claims Neil Young’s Citizenship Process Was Hindered by ‘Every Trick in the Book’
Actress Daryl Hannah has spoken about Neil Young's journey to become a U.S. citizen, claiming the process was delayed by “every trick in the book.”
www.billboard.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I've been listening to Neil Young since the 60s & he's been playing in the U.S. since the 60s, but I always knew that he was born a Canadian. So I just now got curious if he ever became a U.S. citizen. It turns out that this part of his story is rather interesting.
www.billboard.com/music/music-...
www.billboard.com/music/music-...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 ALERT
A video from a 9-day-old YouTube channel called VisionPointNews just popped up at random in my YouTube feed and it appears that the whole channel is just some wanker out there trying to cash in by making fake AI-generated content purporting to be videos made by Senator Bernie Sanders.
/1
A video from a 9-day-old YouTube channel called VisionPointNews just popped up at random in my YouTube feed and it appears that the whole channel is just some wanker out there trying to cash in by making fake AI-generated content purporting to be videos made by Senator Bernie Sanders.
/1
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🚨🚨🚨 ALERT
A video from a 9-day-old YouTube channel called VisionPointNews just popped up at random in my YouTube feed and it appears that the whole channel is just some wanker out there trying to cash in by making fake AI-generated content purporting to be videos made by Senator Bernie Sanders.
/1
A video from a 9-day-old YouTube channel called VisionPointNews just popped up at random in my YouTube feed and it appears that the whole channel is just some wanker out there trying to cash in by making fake AI-generated content purporting to be videos made by Senator Bernie Sanders.
/1
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
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