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Izzy Seabiscuit
@ijspurcell.bsky.social
Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
goddammit @theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yves Klein in 1957:
“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Myst, produced by Ryan Murphy
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Ida's mugs are the best! If you're looking for a beautiful gift this is your shot, get an order in early.
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I’m a potter and I make handmade mugs. Order early because I sell out fast for Christmas: littleedenpottery.etsy.com #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The “brain worm” story is perjury that RFK told during his protracted divorce proceedings to deny his ex-wife alimony payments, proceedings so protracted and cruel she ended her own life before they were finished. No doctor “reviewed his scans”, and the NYT never fact-checked them.
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
how many people on earth are you allowed to be this mean to without ever having met them. maybe 1000?
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm very uncertain about James Gunn being in charge of this but a longer form adaption that adopts the much more morally interesting tone of the comics is something I'm very interested in.

I like the Wachowskis but the movie throws away a lot of nuance for Bush Did 9/11-style criticism.
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC

James Gunn will exec produce

(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Izzy Seabiscuit
new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped

In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
as polls close, remember how nice it feels to lib out on occasion. just let yourself be happy when the not-ideal but clearly preferable candidate wins

you can go back to dooming next week
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The "all stick no carrot" administration continues a-pace
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i refuse to believe this is not a @pixelatedboat.bsky.social bit
In case you think this is a joke
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
yeah okay that’s absolute a bannable offense on any competently moderated forum

that said, there are also other users that are not banned that should be (hence this whole dust up in the first place)
Given that this was the post being quoted, this is well into doing-"I'm not touching you!"-with-death-threats-at-site-staff territory imo which uh yeah that's obviously grounds for a ban
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Literally the only times I ever go to Dallas is when I get paid my full billable hourly, including travel.

Just a soulless city. Built like Florida, weather like Phoenix.
What’s the worst city you’ve visited?

I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
September 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Izzy Seabiscuit
inspired by absolutely nothing that is currently happening please reply with the two Bluesky posters whose multiday vituperative shitfight would render the site least pleasant
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I once ran into Vince Vaughn outside a restaurant in Manhattan Beach.

As in, literally ran into, mid-jog.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
September 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lmfao art
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
so... why would i subscribe
Scott Hanson confirms RedZone will feature commercials.
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lmao
Did you know there’s a special election THIS Tuesday in Iowa that could break the GOP super majority in the Iowa state senate?

I had no idea.

Just saw it on Tik Tok.

Now…just out of curiosity, do you think the DNC should have rallied national Dems to support this election?
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Also, instead of long-form programming, all it shows are 30 second clips and ads, and the boundary between the two is blurred at best
it is super helpful to reframe it to "what if kids had a TV with them 24/7"
This is probably overstating the evidence a bit; but my main objection is that unlike video games, a phone (essentially a handheld computer) is going to be with these kids the rest of their lives and simply banning them will not actually help them develop the tools to regulate themselves.
August 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
today, as always, is the second best day to delete your Facebook and Instagram
Here's the related story. "Meta confirmed the document’s authenticity, but said that after receiving questions earlier this month from Reuters, the company removed portions which stated it is permissible for chatbots to flirt and engage in romantic roleplay with children."
Meta’s AI rules have let bots hold ‘sensual’ chats with children
An internal Meta policy document reveals the social-media giant’s rules for chatbots, which have permitted provocative behavior on topics including sex and race.
www.reuters.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i believe paralympians absolutely count for Big Oaf Midwestern Politics
I was born an underdog. 21 surgeries by the age of 12 for spina bifida. A kid wearing goodwill hand-me-downs. I knew nothing would come easy, but I never doubted my right to the American dream.

Now, I'm running for the U.S. Senate to make sure all Iowans have a shot at theirs.
August 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by Izzy Seabiscuit
Alexander Hamilton would be loving this
July 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it is once again time for the greatest run on earth

also Scott Jurek liked my hat so that’s cool
June 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM