Ken Lowe 🐦⬛🐴
@illusiveken.bsky.social
Author of The Raven Knight saga, an Asian medieval Zorro who kills nobles and avoids therapy | Buy Book One: https://www.patreon.com/posts/now-available-in-139971381
Freelancer at Paste Magazine. My stuff: https://www.pastemagazine.com/author/kenneth-lowe
Freelancer at Paste Magazine. My stuff: https://www.pastemagazine.com/author/kenneth-lowe
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
August 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
I'm literally tired of having to share the same gender as you fools just because God wrote the line of code that was like "You loooooooove girls and have a beard."
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n.pr
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I'm literally tired of having to share the same gender as you fools just because God wrote the line of code that was like "You loooooooove girls and have a beard."
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= ...as part of an investigation into suspected offences including unlawful data extraction and complicity in the possession of child pornography. =
If you're still feeding the former bird app content after the past 72 hours of revelations, I can't help you.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
If you're still feeding the former bird app content after the past 72 hours of revelations, I can't help you.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The raid, involving cyber-crime officers, represents a dramatic escalation of an investigation that began in January 2025.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
= ...as part of an investigation into suspected offences including unlawful data extraction and complicity in the possession of child pornography. =
If you're still feeding the former bird app content after the past 72 hours of revelations, I can't help you.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
If you're still feeding the former bird app content after the past 72 hours of revelations, I can't help you.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
So, it turns out that you can go from Level 46 to Level 70 by:
1. Standing half a mile away from the mountain-sized turtle.
2. Holding the O button for about 5 minutes to stack a death effect on him.
3. Rent a double xp hotel room.
4. Repeat.
Anyway. I beat it.
1. Standing half a mile away from the mountain-sized turtle.
2. Holding the O button for about 5 minutes to stack a death effect on him.
3. Rent a double xp hotel room.
4. Repeat.
Anyway. I beat it.
Every now and then, to avoid responsibilities and waste my one precious life on this side of the veil, I boot up Final Fantasy XV again. And this time, I am so angry at it that I think I will actually play it all the way through.
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
So, it turns out that you can go from Level 46 to Level 70 by:
1. Standing half a mile away from the mountain-sized turtle.
2. Holding the O button for about 5 minutes to stack a death effect on him.
3. Rent a double xp hotel room.
4. Repeat.
Anyway. I beat it.
1. Standing half a mile away from the mountain-sized turtle.
2. Holding the O button for about 5 minutes to stack a death effect on him.
3. Rent a double xp hotel room.
4. Repeat.
Anyway. I beat it.
My wife (lawyer) and I have conceived of a game series in the vein of Hitman. One game casts you as a process server hunting down ever more elusive people to serve papers to. Another tasks you as a repo man with the final mission being to repo Air Force One.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My wife (lawyer) and I have conceived of a game series in the vein of Hitman. One game casts you as a process server hunting down ever more elusive people to serve papers to. Another tasks you as a repo man with the final mission being to repo Air Force One.
Mutually assured destruction and the asshole on all you people's dorm posters.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Mutually assured destruction and the asshole on all you people's dorm posters.
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Keep in mind that all the fash techbros despise the EU and want it gone, as even if it doesn’t do it enough yet, it is still one of the only entities that holds them accountable, and could hold them accountable even further
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Keep in mind that all the fash techbros despise the EU and want it gone, as even if it doesn’t do it enough yet, it is still one of the only entities that holds them accountable, and could hold them accountable even further
This is basically what we writers do. Just bide our time until our pet obsessions can make it into a longer piece.
I think it's funny that this interview gave Chotiner a chance to reference this thing he tweeted about 4 years ago
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is basically what we writers do. Just bide our time until our pet obsessions can make it into a longer piece.
Hey fuckin awesome. My daughter just got accepted into this school. Great thought, to have her walking around campus with these guys.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
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‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Hey fuckin awesome. My daughter just got accepted into this school. Great thought, to have her walking around campus with these guys.
Kodak employees: "And?"
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Kodak employees: "And?"
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If I have a choice between listening to you tell me about your D&D character and being hurled off a cliff, I will think long and hard before choosing.
cookie monster is sitting at a table with a tray of food and the words choices written on it
ALT: cookie monster is sitting at a table with a tray of food and the words choices written on it
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
If I have a choice between listening to you tell me about your D&D character and being hurled off a cliff, I will think long and hard before choosing.
If TX seats are swinging 30-35 points blue, it does not matter if Trump deploys ICE or the military or the army of fucking rotoscoped demon Nazi mutants from Ralph Bakshi movies. Elex authorities are decentralized. Rs are staring down a generational massacre.
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
If TX seats are swinging 30-35 points blue, it does not matter if Trump deploys ICE or the military or the army of fucking rotoscoped demon Nazi mutants from Ralph Bakshi movies. Elex authorities are decentralized. Rs are staring down a generational massacre.
I will never get over how primatologists landed on him from the top rope. Noam has BEEN an embarrassment.
one cool thing about noam chomsky living to be a billion years old is he has lived long enough to have every idea he has ever foisted upon the world proven to be stupid bullshit from an obnoxious asshole
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I will never get over how primatologists landed on him from the top rope. Noam has BEEN an embarrassment.
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
I was not aware that a school strike was even part of this, nor were my kids. But they report a low attendance day, and they both said if they had known they would have skipped.
Younger kid's whole middle school walked out today in solidarity with Minnesota. Apparently there were 13 year olds getting up and making impromptu speeches. They didn't prep a chant in advance, so they settled on "F*ck ICE"
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I was not aware that a school strike was even part of this, nor were my kids. But they report a low attendance day, and they both said if they had known they would have skipped.
I'd love to man but I'm dummy thicc
yeah yeah whatever pal, get in the tight black bodysuit that ive mysteriously procured for you. i ASSURE you, the belts that lift your ass and emphasize your crotch are completely necessary.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'd love to man but I'm dummy thicc
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i’m just so tired of donald trump man
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
i’m just so tired of donald trump man
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Hi everyone !
I’m going to have to open a few comms as as good as going back to school is, it’s rough financially
Do be advised that things might take a while on orders due to homework and lectures !
If you wish to support, here are my slots and my ko-Fi in general !
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I’m going to have to open a few comms as as good as going back to school is, it’s rough financially
Do be advised that things might take a while on orders due to homework and lectures !
If you wish to support, here are my slots and my ko-Fi in general !
ko-fi.com/radinsky/com...
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Hi everyone !
I’m going to have to open a few comms as as good as going back to school is, it’s rough financially
Do be advised that things might take a while on orders due to homework and lectures !
If you wish to support, here are my slots and my ko-Fi in general !
ko-fi.com/radinsky/com...
I’m going to have to open a few comms as as good as going back to school is, it’s rough financially
Do be advised that things might take a while on orders due to homework and lectures !
If you wish to support, here are my slots and my ko-Fi in general !
ko-fi.com/radinsky/com...
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Well, I'm just going to keep writing more books. It's got to pay off eventually, right?
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Well, I'm just going to keep writing more books. It's got to pay off eventually, right?
Manage your cooldowns, guys, it's almost down
Microsoft stock plunges as Wall Street questions AI investments https://aje.news/452j76
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Manage your cooldowns, guys, it's almost down
In case any of you should want this stupid fantasy novel, it's here. There's a note in it that says "No AI" so you know I'm serious. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FSWBF9R4
The Raven Knight, Book One: The Last Burden You Must Discard
Amazon.com: The Raven Knight, Book One: The Last Burden You Must Discard: 9798999746511: Lowe 余, Kenneth, Großlaub, Béla, Pantoja Jr, Jesus: Books
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January 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
In case any of you should want this stupid fantasy novel, it's here. There's a note in it that says "No AI" so you know I'm serious. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FSWBF9R4
Even the premise is fucking lazy. Another dumbass hagiography, can't WAIT. For this do our forgotten rural expanses choke on methane.
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Even the premise is fucking lazy. Another dumbass hagiography, can't WAIT. For this do our forgotten rural expanses choke on methane.
Do you fucking people know how long I sanded and polished my stupid fantasy novel to make sure it didn't suck? The things I googled and books I read, the goddamn time I spent. And you want me to watch some fuckcrap with AMEREAADAAD on the pamphlets, guys holding 8X11 printer pages, vinyl siding?
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Do you fucking people know how long I sanded and polished my stupid fantasy novel to make sure it didn't suck? The things I googled and books I read, the goddamn time I spent. And you want me to watch some fuckcrap with AMEREAADAAD on the pamphlets, guys holding 8X11 printer pages, vinyl siding?
Please keep ordering him to testify until the day after petitions circulate for '28, please and fuckin' thank you, signed: Chicago and all of humanity.
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered former Mayor Emanuel to testify about allegations that a “code of silence” among CPD officers led to a botched 2018 raid of a Back of the Yards apartment that violated the civil rights of a family with 4 children — ages 4, 8, 11 and 13. @wttw.bsky.social
Rahm Ordered to Testify About CPD’s ‘Code of Silence’ During Trial Over Botched Raid
A trial, set to start Monday, will decide whether CPD officers traumatized two women and four children in August when a CPD SWAT team broke down the door of their apartment, pointed assault rifles dir...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Please keep ordering him to testify until the day after petitions circulate for '28, please and fuckin' thank you, signed: Chicago and all of humanity.