impern.bsky.social
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Wedging this into my narrowest hallway
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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(2/2) !!! thanks for reading
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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[ocs] my toxic reverse isekai salaryman comic i did for
a salaryman zine :) an oldie but a goodie
(1/2)
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i love it when my dash turns into a Sportsball Interlude i love watching my friends having fun(??)
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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NORA IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! Victor Fries has gone missing, alongside his signature freeze ray, an experimental power core... and his wife! Can Batman put his latest scheme on ice before the trail goes cold?

Bump In The Night Season 2 has begun on Patreon YIPPEE

www.patreon.com/posts/149978...
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Looooooolllllllllllll they made Disney angry
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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As of today, Vintage Story is 10 years old. To commemorate, we're doing a 200 game key giveaway. Thank you for sticking with us!
www.vintagestory.at/blog.html/ne...
#vintagestory #sandbox #survivalgames #anniversary #giveawaycontest
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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We are about to go live, and I will now tempt you with the title of my Smash Bros Cinematic Masterpiece
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Here is my strategy board, not at all inspired by our group's first run in savage
#ffxiv
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Anna says no more doomscroll. what you get out of it? treat? if not treat then log off and get treat
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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the only strategy board ive ever been sent is this which the way i feel about it is like when a kid runs up to and hands you something they drew
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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This is the inspiration I needed today 💚
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Hooked a marlin
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
to the last few minutes of 2025, i say to this fleeting time with a gentle voice:

good-fucking-BYEEEE you little shit
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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this is a real move in metafiction btw
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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batman: okay that last one didn't really seem like a riddle-

the riddler: ah-ah, batman! you'll have time to chat... AFTER you follow the clue to the linked website!

batman: is this an ARG.

riddler:

batman: do not tell me you're doing an ARG.

riddler:

riddler: well-

batman: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM