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Works for a bug :(
High as hell after a long day at work playing video games, Mr. Urie, I finally know when 9 in the afternoon is.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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the horrors persist, but so do the posts
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey I just turned n the tv and the only thing playing is Swan lake. On every Channel. Is everything okay? 🩷
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Anybody else notice a sharp uptick in anti weed stories? And I’m talking like the past month and a half. Like there was the scromitting cnn story, Mass. doing a legalization recall, and now this…
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In Georgia, Coke is mandated by law. The roving death squads shoot you if you drink Pepsi. Happened to a feller I knew.
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Our plans are measure in centuries
my sister beth - an extremely normie 23 y/o straight girl, my barometer for what Normal Zoomers are aware of/into - just asked me if i'd heard of HEATED RIVALRY and said it was really good.

we have reached the fujoshi tipping point
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*Puts away zines that would make the women’s Christian temperance Union blush*

Y-Yeah!
they should categorically ban people with Kalshi and Polymarket accounts from having security clearances
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Pluribus,wow, I wonder what people are saying about it on social media.

Hmm…people seem to be focusing on the wrong things

while I wait for new episodes, let me watch mad men for the first time I wonder what people on social media thought contemporaneously

Okay so no one has understood art ever
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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“let the arts which we are talking of beautify our labour, and be widely spread, intelligent, well understood both by the maker and the user, let them grow in one word POPULAR, and there will be pretty much an end of dull work”

-William Morris, Hopes and Fears for Art
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
People lament the death of the humanities and media literacy and treat it like a recent phenomenon, but it has been a looooong death march.

See below, major contributor to a magazine for north east millionaires.
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
MISS PIGGY GET OUT OF THERE
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
MOUSTURIZE ME! MOUSTURIZE ME!
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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all brokies 🤧
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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watching this every morning to get motivated for the day
Erwin Smith last speech | English dubbed | Attack on Titan
YouTube video by KJSaikia
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Lenin is so fucking funny dude like cooooome oooon. True spirit of a poster.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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this is like when the frog dna they used to fill the holes and complete the code for the jurassic park dinosaurs accidentally made them more frog-like than they imagined and the girl dinosaurs got each other with pregnant and the velociraptors became soy bean farmers for their lysine deficiency
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A little bit of fairy doodle before bed. :3 Finding the harmony between my digital style and my traditional style is fun~~
#illustration #blackartist #fairyart #watercolor #marker #sketchbook
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My little boy is still so small 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:

“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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communism will abolish the big light in favor of many lamps
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Like yeah I know about the save plans I fucking have one (had). Biden promised to eliminate student debt as a major campaign promise and piecemealed it out (Ineffectively) over his term after getting slapped by SCOTUS. There’s like 1.66 trillion in federal student debt? 5 billion is like less .03%
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m not deleting the post because I disagree with it I’m deleting it because a bunch of blue maga people found it and they are annoying.

I would like to have a nice day on bluesky.app
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM