Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷
@jacobgood.bsky.social
Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Does Karoline Leavitt need a preventative MRI?
FOX: You said the follow up strike was lawful. What law is it that allows no survivors?
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Does Karoline Leavitt need a preventative MRI?
Hearing "The idea that Minoan civilization was possibly matriarchal is tantalizing" and realizing how funny it is to use a word based on a Greek god.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hearing "The idea that Minoan civilization was possibly matriarchal is tantalizing" and realizing how funny it is to use a word based on a Greek god.
"When you ride alone, you ride alone." - World War II poster made by Centrists.
It’s a slogan for political operatives who think campaigns are won and lost based on placards and stump speeches.
It tells no story. It has no anchor in the actual world we actually live in. It is a type of politics that eschews being actually political at all.
It tells no story. It has no anchor in the actual world we actually live in. It is a type of politics that eschews being actually political at all.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"When you ride alone, you ride alone." - World War II poster made by Centrists.
@profanity.accountant Let's fucking go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
@profanity.accountant Let's fucking go.
Frame worthy.
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Frame worthy.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Get ready for whatever form of ISIS comes out of the northwest portion of South America.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Get ready for whatever form of ISIS comes out of the northwest portion of South America.
Answer: They don't.
BARTIROMO: How do illegals get a mortgage?
SCOTT TURNER: Well, Maria, you know, during the Biden administration, there were over 12m illegal aliens that came over the border, straining our housing supply
(That's not an answer)
SCOTT TURNER: Well, Maria, you know, during the Biden administration, there were over 12m illegal aliens that came over the border, straining our housing supply
(That's not an answer)
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Answer: They don't.
I don't understand how I keep being surprised by anything he says.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't understand how I keep being surprised by anything he says.
When you're about to fight the final boss and the player in your group who you hate the most steps up to fight him. "You go for it. We're all behind you."
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When you're about to fight the final boss and the player in your group who you hate the most steps up to fight him. "You go for it. We're all behind you."
"Pedophilia is his worst issue by far."
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"Pedophilia is his worst issue by far."
*shrugs in GOP* C'est la vie.
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*shrugs in GOP* C'est la vie.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
Oopsy daisy.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oopsy daisy.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You should probably listen to this guy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You should probably listen to this guy.
Leonard's Italian cousin, Florencio de Feci: "Why you needa the paper? Where isa your bidet?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Leonard's Italian cousin, Florencio de Feci: "Why you needa the paper? Where isa your bidet?"
Do these colleagues across the aisle live in Canada? Do they go to a different high school and we wouldn't know them?
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Do these colleagues across the aisle live in Canada? Do they go to a different high school and we wouldn't know them?
Five days. It took only five days for Democrats to eat a shit sandwich after being offered Michelin-rated cuisine by their own voters.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Five days. It took only five days for Democrats to eat a shit sandwich after being offered Michelin-rated cuisine by their own voters.
This dumb country gets dumber by the second.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This dumb country gets dumber by the second.
...or housing the homeless? Governor? Anything on that?
Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
...or housing the homeless? Governor? Anything on that?
I'm astounded by people who scream about the far left in America. My response is always, "I WISH we had a far left here."
This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm astounded by people who scream about the far left in America. My response is always, "I WISH we had a far left here."
This fucker doesn't get to take a victory lap!
Jeffries: "Abigail focused relentlessly on affordability and driving down the high cost of living in VA. Mikie Sherrill focused relentlessly on affordability & dealing with some of the escalating prices in NJ. And of course Zohran focused relentlessly on affordability. That's the connective tissue"
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This fucker doesn't get to take a victory lap!