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Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck. Agronomist and aspiring author. Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.

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Alt Acadia National Park @altacadia.bsky.social · 13h

We 💯 support Amphifa! Give me ribbety, or give me death. 🐸

A poster for "Amphifa: amphibians against fascism" showing a black and green flag with a green frog

Three protestors dressed in inflatable frog costumes holding a sign that says "Portland frog brigade"

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

🎵 Heroes in my tummy-tum
Tortellini power! 🎶

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortellinis" in my head

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

...this is art. My sides hurt from laughing.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people, namely George Soros. I've never received a paycheck for the No Kings rally I attended months ago. What the hell? Why would I even bother protesting if not for money? What else is there?

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

I'm old enough to remember the Antifa Rally of 1776, when radical leftists said they didn't like the shackles of the King.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

This is most likely true. He does use phrases like, "Biden crime family."

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

Make Frogs Antifa Again

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

I asked one of my coworkers why he voted for Trump and he said, "Immigrants. Get 'em out of here." I need to ask him about this one.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait to see the reaction of my fellow Idahoans, most of whom voted for Trump because he would get rid of immigrants. HILARIOUS.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

Our Health Secretary is using Mad Libs to diagnose illness.

[Medical surgery] causes [disorder] because [family member] took [OTC medicine]!

Wart removal causes Legionnaire's because Grandma took Preparation H!

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

The Man in Black, flipping off the camera and filming a concert inside Folsom Prison is uncool? Give me a fucking break. How do these idiots get journalism jobs?

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care for trains. I mean, as transportation they would be great, but I'm not obsessed with them.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Please visit the website. It's worth it. She calls God "Daddy/God." So demented.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

They have an idea of a plan of a thought of a mental note of a brainstorm.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

But which N-word? Nuclear?

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Is this fat-shaming me AND idiot-shaming me at the same time? Jeez. Okay, so I dropped out of college because I couldn't concentrate or "go to classes" or "study for exams" like the neurotypicals. That doesn't make me fat! It's the pizza and ice cream that make me fat.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Now hold on. I love the idea of my $100 medication being free AND sent with a check for 400 dollars.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Snowflakes, all of them.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

It's actually these guys who are stealing the underpants. They're legit.

a group of gnomes are standing in a line with one wearing a red shirt

ALT: a group of gnomes are standing in a line with one wearing a red shirt

media.tenor.com

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Steal underpants.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Port"givemeabreakman"teaus.

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Mike Johnson's kidnappers: "He's holding the gun to his own head and crying about his wife and kids. Do we even need to be here?"

Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody whose title is "influencer" should be anywhere near the government.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 2d

Human trafficking. This is called human trafficking. Only human trafficking. Nothing else. It's called human trafficking.

Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 2d

"A practice that would have been unthinkable under past administrations is becoming normalized: sending ICE detainees, without due process, to far-flung prisons in countries with notorious human rights records."

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

ICE is sending people to a prison in Africa’s only absolute monarchy

Inside the “legal black hole” in Eswatini, where Trump is sending detainees.