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Jacquelyn Arends
@jacquelynarends.bsky.social
Designer + Illustrator
Fleurdelia founder
Designing everyday magic
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Minneapolis | she/her 👩🏻‍💻

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✨Intro post:
I’m a designer + illustrator. Sometimes my holiday product designs are in mass market stores. (I also have my own shop but don’t usually promote on my personal account.) Interests are children’s lit, reading, and medical science (for sake of one of my kids).
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They cut off her wedding ring. Wanton cruelty, just because. When this is all over all of these people need to go to prison
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, said agents told her in the truck that if she didn’t watch herself “they were going to pull me over to the side of the road and give me this OC,” law enforcement shorthand for pepper spray.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
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December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What is happening here? At present I feel way too tired to comprehend this.

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December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Have been excitedly informed that youngest has created world peace.

It, unexpectedly, fits inside a very small bowl.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It still manages to be astounding that some people really can’t fathom their own life experience as not being universal.
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A thing that people who don’t work with Pantone swatches might miss about why the Color of the Year announcement is a peculiar brand decision is that it functionally leaves out a large group of their active user base. 🧵
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Parent gripe: there should be more of the fun, flavored applesauce varieties available in jars instead of only in pouches
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Le Sigh
2025
Marker on wall paint color chosen by previous owner
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wait, so…now Netflix owns The Wizard of Oz (1939)?
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh no. I was accidentally right about predicting the Pantone Color of the Year.

Last week I said to spouse, couldn’t you almost see them choosing….and, well. Alright then.
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Would actually watch.
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Now is so incredibly bizarre.
Hi again! It's me with an another installment of the last book I ever thought would get banned--my picture book about a unicorn and kitty who are pals. A quick look at what this school district bizarrely found objectionable. 1/
You'll never guess what book got the Carroll ISD school library advisory committee to say "genitals" a dozen times in 20 minutes. @txfreedomread.bsky.social will have more on this story soon, but for now, you have to hear this audio. open.substack.com/pub/franklin...
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Brand new item! Yes, I’m getting a late start on these, but life happens. Meet my granny balls. Each ornament is crocheted around a 3.15” iridescent plastic ball so they’re large. $10 each or $8 if you buy $50 of other items from me, plus shipping!
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A not-insignificant portion of employees of companies who design holiday ornaments refer to them almost exclusively as “orns” in work communication, but any time I’ve mentioned that I get the funniest responses.
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It helps that it’s Dogs in Little Jackets season.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Those Avery brand “Handwrite Only, No-Iron” Fabric Labels are the best. I haven’t yet found an easier way to label kids’ stuff for school.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
‘Tis the season:
🟢 snowplows on trucks
🔴 plastic appears on fire hydrants
🟢 vehicles spotted with wreaths or antlers
🔴 winter weather warnings
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My boring clothes shopping tip is that if I find a pair of pants I really, REALLY like on sale, I price out buying in 2 sizes because 1.) I dislike how stressful shopping for clothes often is & want to save time for future me 2.) it should be normal to consider that bodies fluctuate and plan for it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
For anyone who needs this: make a playlist that has the vibe of (at least what an American might consider to be) a Parisian-inspired café. It’s a good compromise when you want the lighthearted nostalgia without getting burnt out on the holiday theme.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Remember while cooking today: you don't measure garlic with a recipe, you measure it with your heart
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Let’s make something mostly useless but still dangerous enough to probably cause someone to need stitches” - packaging designers for plastic wrap, probably
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Took the ̶k̶i̶t̶e̶ snow shovel out today.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep thinking about Caroline being left to wonder if her daughter might have had more time if it weren’t for her gross, predator cousin and his ilk interfering with science research.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Important 🧵!

There's tons of research on this in school contexts (plus DV & cults as Sandy notes). The only programs that effectively address bullying 1) bolster community relationships & 2) provide explicit bystander training. Standing up to a bully/abuser runs counter to human survival instincts.
Just wanted to say: Have been reading versions of this a lot.

If you've survived an abuse situation, you understand the *point* is that he insults her AND that nobody speaks up. Of course nobody does. The entire presentation is the propaganda. It's about the witnesses' compliance and complicity.
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Trump’s “plan” for healthcare is to give $2000 directly to the people so they can negotiate their own care.

$2000 won’t do anything when serious illness crops up.

He knows this.

It’s eugenics.

He wants the poor, the disabled & marginalized to die.

He sees us as “useless eaters”.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM