Jakob
@jakobvala.bsky.social
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slooterman.bsky.social
If you’re a parent of a child with a disability, you’re worried about how your family will be impacted by SpecEd Department of Education layoffs and you want to talk to a journalist about it, please DM, email (sluterman at 19thnews dot org) or Signal (slooterman.18).
jakobvala.bsky.social
Is this proof he doesn’t know the alphabet?
jakobvala.bsky.social
Ksh? Guy’s so cheap he wouldn’t buy a vowel.
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
jakobvala.bsky.social
It’s not hard to be a decent person.
katelynburns.com
I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
And let me highlight the DISCIPLINE at play here and across the country, too.

They are trying to goad protestors into lighting a Reichstag fire and those efforts are being met with suggestive hip thrusts from a giant inflatable frog.

This is movement not taking the bait.
jakobvala.bsky.social
Rioting frog attacks ICE agents
jakobvala.bsky.social
Kristi Noem came to Portland to see the riots.
jakobvala.bsky.social
Distributed by S&S
jamellebouie.net
worst thing you’ll ever read and a revealing glimpse into shapiro’s neuroses and prejudices. also you’ll quickly see why he couldn’t hack it in hollywood.
jakobvala.bsky.social
What in the fascist Cocoon fever dream …
noellecook.com
Trump has finally unveiled his long-awaited healthcare plan.

“Every American will soon receive their own MedBed card.”
— DJT
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counciloravalos.bsky.social
Trump announced that he’s directing federal troops to Portland. Portlanders look after each other, and that’s how we’re going to overcome these threats.🧵

✅Report suspected federal agent sightings to PIRC’s hotline (1-888-622-1510) instead of spreading rumors on social media.
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tuck.bsky.social
last couple days to get $10 off two copies btw! one for u and one for a friend! don't forget to use the code TWOSHOES :)
tuck.bsky.social
tomorrow morning a truck is gonna deliver WAY TOO MANY copies of Sex Change and the City to my house, so anyway I panicked and now you can get 25% off of 2+ copies of SCATC, this week only, with code TWOSHOES.

📚🛒: girldadpress.bigcartel.com

It's a trans/queer Sex and the City anthology btw :)
SJP lazily photoshopped to be holding a copy of Sex Change and the City while sitting in a fancy chair on set for something
jakobvala.bsky.social
It’s a new year, the perfect time for a rebirth at whatever pace feels right.
jakobvala.bsky.social
I’ve known people who transitioned in their sixties.
jakobvala.bsky.social
It’s confidence and joy (at least in the experiences of my friends).
jakobvala.bsky.social
This is a core tenet of evangelical Christian Zionism and we all sound like conspiracy theorists when we tell people. Belief in this kind of rapture is one of the most influential political motivators of our time. It would be silly if it wasn’t so effective.
erinbiba.bsky.social
All the Jews have to die or convert to trigger the rapture. Then our dead bodies surround Jerusalem and they climb over us to reach Jesus, who will bring them to heaven.

It’s why they’re all Zionists obsessed with Israel. Cause they need Jews to go there so we can die.

bsky.app/profile/jeff...
jefffreyspies.bsky.social
I thought the “unworthy” just got left behind on earth?
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naomiaklein.bsky.social
If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.
jakobvala.bsky.social
I assume they believe the moon landing conspiracy theories.
jakobvala.bsky.social
Peak loser behavior
rachelbitecofer.bsky.social
“What do YOU HAVE? You have NOTHING, you are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are hatred, YOU ARE NOTHING. You can build nothing, produce nothing, create nothing."
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
jakobvala.bsky.social
My favorite thing about this is the fact that they brought backup signs. I love a planner.
lorennacleary.bsky.social
MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.
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councilorkanal.bsky.social
An update on the ICE facility. Our administration's investigation has "show[n] more than two dozen detention policy violations of the facility’s land use conditions of approval with the city, which does not allow detainees to be kept overnight or held for more than 12 hours."

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City of Portland will issue land use violation notice for ICE facility, triggering process to determine next steps at the site
The City of Portland believes the federal government violated detention conditions of its land use approval 25 times in a 10-month period, according to federal records. Next steps could include fines ...
www.portland.gov
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andizeisler.bsky.social
To Kash Patel: “What I want to do is discuss why you are a failure” 🫢
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
Jasmine Crockett representing Texas, 30th congressional district today at the FBI oversight hearing