Nick Shirley You Can't Be Serious
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Inside me there are three wolves. No wait, four. And they’re not getting along! https://jamesforeman.com/
Bands called Cheat Codes and Role Model? what is this, "things Jim would have googled when he was 10?"
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bands called Cheat Codes and Role Model? what is this, "things Jim would have googled when he was 10?"
the one good thing about the ongoing disasters perpetrated by the current powers in charge is the generational backlash against republicans will be catastrophic. After 8 years of George W fighting wars nobody asked for against brown muslims with no beef with us, we elected a brown guy named Hussein
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the one good thing about the ongoing disasters perpetrated by the current powers in charge is the generational backlash against republicans will be catastrophic. After 8 years of George W fighting wars nobody asked for against brown muslims with no beef with us, we elected a brown guy named Hussein
this is my favorite tweet of 2025
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is my favorite tweet of 2025
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*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
You can bash “woke” all you want but the tiny change from using “slave” to “enslaved person” is a huge contextual shift in a small amount of letters. These weren’t others, they were actual human beings exactly like us and the word slave just doesn’t do the crime justice
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You can bash “woke” all you want but the tiny change from using “slave” to “enslaved person” is a huge contextual shift in a small amount of letters. These weren’t others, they were actual human beings exactly like us and the word slave just doesn’t do the crime justice
Duquesne Light sent me a personalized video about my electric bill. Thank God
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Duquesne Light sent me a personalized video about my electric bill. Thank God
Everybody started talking about ball knowledge and I feel older than ever especially since the guy I saw use the phrase is even older than me
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everybody started talking about ball knowledge and I feel older than ever especially since the guy I saw use the phrase is even older than me
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Oh wow. Sounds like Men got 9 rings. That's pretty good. The most rings of anybody?? Must be pretty special. Reckon we'll do a lot of good with these babies. Yep. Everything's coming up "Men"!
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh wow. Sounds like Men got 9 rings. That's pretty good. The most rings of anybody?? Must be pretty special. Reckon we'll do a lot of good with these babies. Yep. Everything's coming up "Men"!
Something similar to this actually happened to me and my brother lol lmao happy birthday dad
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Something similar to this actually happened to me and my brother lol lmao happy birthday dad
I want avatar to bomb because I want James Cameron to make amazing movies that aren’t those
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I want avatar to bomb because I want James Cameron to make amazing movies that aren’t those
I watched David letterman my whole life. I know a David letterman bit when I see one. You sir Jimmy Fallon are no David letterman
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I watched David letterman my whole life. I know a David letterman bit when I see one. You sir Jimmy Fallon are no David letterman
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
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instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
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I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
The Claims of Close Reading - Boston Review
Literary studies have been starved by austerity, but their core methodology remains radical.
www.bostonreview.net
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...