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@jamesforeman.bsky.social
Inside me there are three wolves. No wait, four. And they’re not getting along! https://jamesforeman.substack.com/
You can bash “woke” all you want but the tiny change from using “slave” to “enslaved person” is a huge contextual shift in a small amount of letters. These weren’t others, they were actual human beings exactly like us and the word slave just doesn’t do the crime justice
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You can bash “woke” all you want but the tiny change from using “slave” to “enslaved person” is a huge contextual shift in a small amount of letters. These weren’t others, they were actual human beings exactly like us and the word slave just doesn’t do the crime justice
Duquesne Light sent me a personalized video about my electric bill. Thank God
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Duquesne Light sent me a personalized video about my electric bill. Thank God
Everybody started talking about ball knowledge and I feel older than ever especially since the guy I saw use the phrase is even older than me
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everybody started talking about ball knowledge and I feel older than ever especially since the guy I saw use the phrase is even older than me
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Oh wow. Sounds like Men got 9 rings. That's pretty good. The most rings of anybody?? Must be pretty special. Reckon we'll do a lot of good with these babies. Yep. Everything's coming up "Men"!
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh wow. Sounds like Men got 9 rings. That's pretty good. The most rings of anybody?? Must be pretty special. Reckon we'll do a lot of good with these babies. Yep. Everything's coming up "Men"!
Something similar to this actually happened to me and my brother lol lmao happy birthday dad
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Something similar to this actually happened to me and my brother lol lmao happy birthday dad
I want avatar to bomb because I want James Cameron to make amazing movies that aren’t those
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I want avatar to bomb because I want James Cameron to make amazing movies that aren’t those
I watched David letterman my whole life. I know a David letterman bit when I see one. You sir Jimmy Fallon are no David letterman
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I watched David letterman my whole life. I know a David letterman bit when I see one. You sir Jimmy Fallon are no David letterman
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
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instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
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I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
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The Claims of Close Reading - Boston Review
Literary studies have been starved by austerity, but their core methodology remains radical.
www.bostonreview.net
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
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My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
Look I understand David Byrne wanting to move on from talking heads and not doing a reunion but okay then why is your live show 90% talking heads songs!
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look I understand David Byrne wanting to move on from talking heads and not doing a reunion but okay then why is your live show 90% talking heads songs!
I wrote a Star Wars series pitch that’s pretty good and I like Jamelle’s too https://jamesforeman.substack.com/p/a-sequel-to-andor-rogue-company
if you let me write a star wars movie it would be an adaptation of the rogue squadron/wraith squadron books. post-jedi, early new republic. captains wedge antilles and tycho celchu must assemble a team of pilot/commandos to take out a gathering of high-ranking officers among the imperial remnant
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wrote a Star Wars series pitch that’s pretty good and I like Jamelle’s too https://jamesforeman.substack.com/p/a-sequel-to-andor-rogue-company
Solo and Last Jedi should be higher. Phantom has a special place in my heart but Solo is objectively better than anything JJ had his hands on
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Solo and Last Jedi should be higher. Phantom has a special place in my heart but Solo is objectively better than anything JJ had his hands on