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James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
Runs multi-award winning commie zone 1 £donations comedy night & PODCAST Quantum Leopard. Ex- Rusty Quill. He/him/hee hee hee http://linktr.ee/quantumleopard
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Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. A tale of tragedy and destiny. Was Captain Ahab called Captain Ahab because he was Assigned Hunter At Birth? Or because All Hunters Are Bastards?
Go out with a bang, not a whimper. Because bangs are more commitment-minded.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
SEVEN tickets left for the first QL of 2026 on SATURDAY 17/01/26 w/ @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social @presidentobonjo.bsky.social Niamh Simpson,Zoe Brownstone & more inc meeee MCing
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
As ever pay what you like & a lovely time!
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January 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
It's called a Praying Mantis but they're actually more spiritual than religious
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Trying to explain to Mrs Beth that I need to buy a 3D printer so I can print a face hugger for my CPAP machine
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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If the Palestine Action hunger strikers die - which they could do at any moment, as they are now very close to the end - it will be the government that killed them. Today’s column explains why. Please share, and write urgently to your MP.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Let’s be clear: if the Palestine Action hunger strikers die, the government will bear moral responsibility | George Monbiot
The three remaining hunger strikers have been convicted of nothing. Yet with astonishing cruelty, ministers refuse to listen to their reasonable demands, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Hey everyone, tickets are LIVE and on general release for the first QL of 2026, 17/01/26 w/ JOHN LUKE ROBERTS, Adele Cliff, President Obonjo, Zoe Brownstone, Niamh Simpson, meeee MCing and a bunch of lovely fives. Book in if you fancy!

www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Nothing quite makes one nostalgic for one's youth like an imperialist invasion of an oil-rich nation
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Clearing out the kitchen cupboards and realising that there is such a thing as structural mustard
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
The latest episode of the Quantum Leopard podcast w/ Hasan Al-Habib is out now! A cracking set and a lovely chat this one, get it in your ears:

quantumleopard.podbean.com/e/episode-38...
Episode 38: Hasan Al-Habib | The Quantum Leopard Podcast
Happy New Year to you all! ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ We start the year with an absolute belter: The lovely and handsome doctor Hasan Al-Habib! Hasan is an incredible award-winning comic and an absolute de...
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January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Threads is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Wanna feel old? The Trex from Jurassic Park is now 65million and 32 years old
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Full solidarity to @robinince.bsky.social . The next time some prick wangs on about how You Can't Say Anything Anymore remind them about this:
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If a psychic medium successfully contacts the dead, they get promoted to being a psychic very good
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Can't help but feel that communion would be more popular if our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was a gingerbread man
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Observational humour is a lot like sex in the sense that you'll be closer to your audience if you put it in the second person
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Unlike the debunked “millionaire exodus”, Britain’s young workers really are leaving in droves— 174,000+ since March 2024.

The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us.

🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What if octopuses have three hearts as an evolutionary adaptation that allows them to love like they've never been hurt?
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I do nude modelling. By which I mean, I do not pose naked, but I project what, statistically, would happen if I did
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have experienced the love that dare not speak its name. By which I mean I once got off with someone in a very strict library
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM