James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
Runs multi-award winning commie zone 1 £donations comedy night & PODCAST Quantum Leopard. Ex- Rusty Quill. He/him/hee hee hee http://linktr.ee/quantumleopard
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James Ross
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
· May 15
Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. A tale of tragedy and destiny. Was Captain Ahab called Captain Ahab because he was Assigned Hunter At Birth? Or because All Hunters Are Bastards?
In France a pom pom is called an apple apple
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In France a pom pom is called an apple apple
Cardi B is short for “Spare Cardigan”
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Cardi B is short for “Spare Cardigan”
Richard IV is short for Richard Intravenous
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Richard IV is short for Richard Intravenous
A crowbar is the only tool clever enough to use itself
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A crowbar is the only tool clever enough to use itself
Baby cheetahs - they grow up so fast
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Baby cheetahs - they grow up so fast
All white polo shirts must, by law, have a hole in them
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
All white polo shirts must, by law, have a hole in them
Undecided on coming to LAST QUANTUM LEOPARD OF THE YEAR in December ( www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop... for tickets!)?
THREE of our lovely feature acts (Bethany Black, @steffanalun.bsky.social, Katie Mitchell) have all done episodes of the QL podcast (links in thread):
THREE of our lovely feature acts (Bethany Black, @steffanalun.bsky.social, Katie Mitchell) have all done episodes of the QL podcast (links in thread):
www.ticketsource.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Undecided on coming to LAST QUANTUM LEOPARD OF THE YEAR in December ( www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop... for tickets!)?
THREE of our lovely feature acts (Bethany Black, @steffanalun.bsky.social, Katie Mitchell) have all done episodes of the QL podcast (links in thread):
THREE of our lovely feature acts (Bethany Black, @steffanalun.bsky.social, Katie Mitchell) have all done episodes of the QL podcast (links in thread):
Reminder that I'm in Hastings TOMORROW doing my lovely Guess Who 2 show. It is extremely stupid. Do come, or tell your Hastings people to!
The incredible James Ross is back by popular demand in Hastings this coming Saturday 22nd at the Electric Palace with his wonderful show Guess Who? 2: Now Even Guessier.
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Last year was a sell out so get your tickets now!
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Guess Who performance: Now even guessier - What's On
Remember the childhood game Guess Who? Come along for that, but based on vibes, and played with YOU the lovely audience! Comedian James Ross brings this very silly party show back to Hastings by popul...
www.electricpalacecinema.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reminder that I'm in Hastings TOMORROW doing my lovely Guess Who 2 show. It is extremely stupid. Do come, or tell your Hastings people to!
Does Mr Blobby's vocabulary mean that he was in fact the only indigenous British Pokemon?
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Does Mr Blobby's vocabulary mean that he was in fact the only indigenous British Pokemon?
I've got a heart of gold in the sense that it's inert and utterly unreactive
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've got a heart of gold in the sense that it's inert and utterly unreactive
Professional rock paper scissors? You'll be making money hand over fist.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Professional rock paper scissors? You'll be making money hand over fist.
Reposted by James Ross
In case you're not across the Budget next Wednesday, it looks like it's going to be really bad for helping Britain reduce its carbon emissions. I'll explain... 🧵
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In case you're not across the Budget next Wednesday, it looks like it's going to be really bad for helping Britain reduce its carbon emissions. I'll explain... 🧵
Reposted by James Ross
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
A shipping container is a box you use to store your thirsty fanfic
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A shipping container is a box you use to store your thirsty fanfic
A mousehole is what you go down if you snort too much mouse
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A mousehole is what you go down if you snort too much mouse
Why do they call it a naysayer and not a horse
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Why do they call it a naysayer and not a horse
The secret ingredient in my Millionaire's Shortbread? Inheritance.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The secret ingredient in my Millionaire's Shortbread? Inheritance.
I’ve been thinking about mulled wine. But when you think about it, isn’t all wine mulled wine?
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve been thinking about mulled wine. But when you think about it, isn’t all wine mulled wine?
I admire the robin redbreast. Any strong male character that is willing to emphasise cleavage is alright in the book of this middle aged man. In a sense, is he not the truly Great Tit?
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I admire the robin redbreast. Any strong male character that is willing to emphasise cleavage is alright in the book of this middle aged man. In a sense, is he not the truly Great Tit?
Reposted by James Ross
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
I think it's time we acknowledged that travel doesn't make you more interesting. It just means that you're boring further away
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I think it's time we acknowledged that travel doesn't make you more interesting. It just means that you're boring further away
Isn’t every bracelet a friendship bracelet if there's love in your heart?
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Isn’t every bracelet a friendship bracelet if there's love in your heart?
Isn’t all heart surgery is open heart surgery if your surgeon is emotionally available?
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Isn’t all heart surgery is open heart surgery if your surgeon is emotionally available?
People in HASTINGS, I am doing my very silly 2025 fringe show JAMES ROSS DOES GUESS WHO 2: NOW EVEN GUESSIER at the Electric Palace on Saturday 22nd Nov. Special extended one (with interval!). Do pop along if you're free!
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Guess Who performance: Now even guessier - What's On
Remember the childhood game Guess Who? Come along for that, but based on vibes, and played with YOU the lovely audience! Comedian James Ross brings this very silly party show back to Hastings by popul...
www.electricpalacecinema.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
People in HASTINGS, I am doing my very silly 2025 fringe show JAMES ROSS DOES GUESS WHO 2: NOW EVEN GUESSIER at the Electric Palace on Saturday 22nd Nov. Special extended one (with interval!). Do pop along if you're free!
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
www.electricpalacecinema.com/whats-on/gue...
Hey all, just SIX tickets left for Saturday's 10 out of 10 special if you fancy a last minute night out:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey all, just SIX tickets left for Saturday's 10 out of 10 special if you fancy a last minute night out:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/quantum-leop...