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@jamix012.bsky.social
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Making Chocolate Milk and Cats more my thing here

@Jamix012 on twitter

2 x NYC Pizza Run Champion, He/Him, 25+ please
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leftistgamermemes.bsky.social
🐻Guh-huh!
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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strawberryjacquiri.bsky.social
Does anyone want/need two tickets to the Persona Live in LA on January 24th (Saturday)? I still haven't secured a full time job, so it's not financially responsible for us both to go and I'm looking to sell them
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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cloverjag.bsky.social
Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.
Four kittens in a glass display cabinet. One on each shelf.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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mystsaphyr.art
oh shit it’s that time of year again

#art #LupinIII #LupinTheThird #luzeni
A drawing of Inspector Zenigata gleefully leaping onto Lupin’s back while brandishing handcuffs. Lupin looks startled and horrified. The background is a snowy scene with pine trees, and text at the bottom of the image reads “Season’s Greason’s”.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
jamix012.bsky.social
Pretty close to da action
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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princessluna.bsky.social
(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
jamix012.bsky.social
So on November 19th I didn't just get engaged, I got a new house mate.

Cat reveal!

Meet Okici (prounced Oh-Kee-Chee)! We found this little guy as an underfed abandoned kitten on Sao Miguel island, but he came up to us and we took him in, fed him and well... Took him home! 😊
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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rare.co.uk
Kameo: Elements of Power and Perfect Dark Zero both celebrate their 20th anniversary today! Well, they're not actually celebrating, they're merely data and incapable of expressing emotion, but you and us? We can celebrate. To all the pummelled Trolls and Infection mode brawls!
A half-and-half image of Kameo, from Kameo: Elements of Power, and Joanna Dark, from Perfect Dark Zero, with each side showing half of each character's face, sort of combining to to make Kamanna. Well no, there's a clear dividing line, and the hair doesn't line up. It's a fun image anyway and we're thinking about it too much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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punkademic.bsky.social
My friends on Bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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jamix012.bsky.social
They said yes!! 😊😊
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
jamix012.bsky.social
They said yes!! 😊😊
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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fleebites.bsky.social
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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kibblesmith.com
“Our robot phrenologist told me to tell you we’re going in a different direction.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
jamix012.bsky.social
Entering the Louvre building and heard a pair of English speaking girls saying "Chungus Louvre" and to my partner (a little too loudly) I was like "Chungus Louvre?"

Later by the Mona Lisa they spotted me, the "Chungus guy" and not knowing what to say I blurted out "Hi Chungus!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
jamix012.bsky.social
Wow, they made the tower from Expedition 33 real
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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maddow.bsky.social
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
jamix012.bsky.social
You know how real I am by the way my socks show my support for the Cats of downtown Reykjavik
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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emilyonhere.gay
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM