Jarrett, Probably
@jarrettprobably.bsky.social
Law student in Canada. Fantasy and tabletop nerd. Hobby balcony gardener and hot sauce maker. Former film worker, former headhunter/recruiter, former political pre-campaign manager, former poet, former sketch comedy/improv performer. He/him
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microdosing the horrors by being awake
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
microdosing the horrors by being awake
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If genAI was truly unstoppable, there'd be no point in saying it. Inescapable things don't need this much constant cheerleading.
"It's inevitable!"
Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.
"It's inevitable!"
Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.
December 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If genAI was truly unstoppable, there'd be no point in saying it. Inescapable things don't need this much constant cheerleading.
"It's inevitable!"
Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.
"It's inevitable!"
Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.
Some days you make 90 tarts in various flavours and top them all with a no bake cheesecake filler for tart roulette. Today is some days.
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Some days you make 90 tarts in various flavours and top them all with a no bake cheesecake filler for tart roulette. Today is some days.
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AVATAR is the MORBIUS of DUNEs.
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
AVATAR is the MORBIUS of DUNEs.
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Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.
Please enjoy arbys.
Please enjoy arbys.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.
Please enjoy arbys.
Please enjoy arbys.
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Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
Exams are done. Shopping in nearly done. Bags are packed. Apartment is clean. Final checklists underway before real holidays begin!
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Exams are done. Shopping in nearly done. Bags are packed. Apartment is clean. Final checklists underway before real holidays begin!
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is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings
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Leftists need to go back to Twitter because if right-wing debate bros don't have leftists to debate, they get really sick.
And when they can only debate each other, that's called autodebatey and can result in an entire population getting debate prions, ideas so misshapen they cause debate dementia.
And when they can only debate each other, that's called autodebatey and can result in an entire population getting debate prions, ideas so misshapen they cause debate dementia.
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Leftists need to go back to Twitter because if right-wing debate bros don't have leftists to debate, they get really sick.
And when they can only debate each other, that's called autodebatey and can result in an entire population getting debate prions, ideas so misshapen they cause debate dementia.
And when they can only debate each other, that's called autodebatey and can result in an entire population getting debate prions, ideas so misshapen they cause debate dementia.
I'm trying to assemble a civpro study guide to use for my exam Monday, and fucking MS Word keeps throwing it's AI bullshit at me. I've searched how to disable copilot, or preferrably kill it forever, and I keep getting 'go to the options screen, and the copilot tab, and turn it off."
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm trying to assemble a civpro study guide to use for my exam Monday, and fucking MS Word keeps throwing it's AI bullshit at me. I've searched how to disable copilot, or preferrably kill it forever, and I keep getting 'go to the options screen, and the copilot tab, and turn it off."
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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the small language model arrived
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the small language model arrived
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they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
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ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
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If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
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It's called leadership.
The Roman emperor who died from eating too much cheese
Lots of emperors met ignominious ends. And then there was Antoninus Pius.
www.nationalgeographic.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's called leadership.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Imagine if the merger kills the HARRY POTTER TV show and all those people showed their whole ass for nothing
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine if the merger kills the HARRY POTTER TV show and all those people showed their whole ass for nothing
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Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Prime Minister Mark Carney disagrees with the concept of a premier of one province unilaterally taking over a different province but his hands are tied by his unwillingness to do anything about it.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
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(All pies are valid.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(All pies are valid.)
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It’s really unfortunate there has never been a precedent for this boom and bust cycle or the UCP might have been prepared for something of this nature. 🙄
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🇨🇦 BOOM TURNS TO BUST: DRILLING RIGS GO QUIET ACROSS THE WEST 🇨🇦
North American oil has slumped below $60 US a barrel. The rigs are powering down.
A new industry report confirms the slowdown is here, and it is digging in for the long haul.
#CdnEnergy #AbLeg #BcPoli #Economy
🇨🇦 BOOM TURNS TO BUST: DRILLING RIGS GO QUIET ACROSS THE WEST 🇨🇦
North American oil has slumped below $60 US a barrel. The rigs are powering down.
A new industry report confirms the slowdown is here, and it is digging in for the long haul.
#CdnEnergy #AbLeg #BcPoli #Economy
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s really unfortunate there has never been a precedent for this boom and bust cycle or the UCP might have been prepared for something of this nature. 🙄
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Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared