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Jarrett, Probably
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Law student in Canada. Fantasy and tabletop nerd. Hobby balcony gardener and hot sauce maker. Former film worker, former headhunter/recruiter, former political pre-campaign manager, former poet, former sketch comedy/improv performer. He/him
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Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Prime Minister Mark Carney disagrees with the concept of a premier of one province unilaterally taking over a different province but his hands are tied by his unwillingness to do anything about it.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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(All pies are valid.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It’s really unfortunate there has never been a precedent for this boom and bust cycle or the UCP might have been prepared for something of this nature. 🙄
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🇨🇦 BOOM TURNS TO BUST: DRILLING RIGS GO QUIET ACROSS THE WEST 🇨🇦

North American oil has slumped below $60 US a barrel. The rigs are powering down.

A new industry report confirms the slowdown is here, and it is digging in for the long haul.

#CdnEnergy #AbLeg #BcPoli #Economy
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Wait.

So the business proposal is that if one in four people in the entire world are spending 200 bucks a year on OpenAI they'll break even?

THAT'S the plan?
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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What is wrong with people?
3 months ago, Air Canada screwed EVERY SINGLE PERSON who booked a flight with them when they forced the flight attendants to strike by refusing to simply pay them for all of the hours they work.
Trusting them is like trusting the scorpion AFTER watching it sting the frog.
Canadians pick Air Canada, No Frills among most trusted brands | National
The most trusted brands in Canada have been revealed, and Air Canada and No Frills were voted highly in their respective categories.
dailyhive.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Yooooooooo, support the local scene!
The GAMES FROM VANCOUVER Steam sale is LIVE now until Nov 30!

🍁 Over 100 games on display
🏒 Over 50 games on sale up to 90%
🍺 Upcoming titles to watch
🍩 Hidden gems

Somewhere in this collection is a game made in Greater Vancouver you'll cherish.

store.steampowered.com/sale/GamesFr...
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Reminder: Salvation Army is bound to a homophobic, transphobic and misogynistic doctrine and that absolutely interferes with helping people. Just give your time and money to community orgs and help your neighbours.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If Link's dialogue isn't just "Hyup!", "Hyaaattt!", and "Heeuuunngh!", I'm smashing all the pots in the producer's house.
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie

In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Xena: Lawyer Princess
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
List of Bastards is a great band name.
french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I think that it's telling that the model use case for all this tech is just slavery, or a replication of slavery, from aesthetics to the possibility of labour without rights.
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM