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Exception that proves the rule. This was awesome.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
For my fellow Animal Crossing and Patriots fans! This took way too long. (P.S. Fuck Robert Kraft.) #animalcrossing #gopats
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Should I give Sherlock Holmes another chance if "Baskervilles" was my first read and I rated it two stars?
OK, here goes…

Ask me anything this weekend.

Like and quote-post with your question. Best one wins a paperback.
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
#Caturday laundry assistant. Wash only black clothes with a very little bit of white.
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
What do you call #Caturday on Sunday? Never mind.
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The Mandalorian watching LA Law:

This is the Dey.
The Mandalorian rolling a huge spliff:

This is the J.
The Mandalorian fixing bitches:
This is the spay.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The look of "You're about to disturb my comfy and take me to get my nails trimmed, aren't you." #caturday
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Slightly diminish a game:

Half-Good
Slightly diminish a game

Pretty Solid Mario Bros
Slightly diminish a game.

Vampire: the Office Halloween Party
Werewolf: the Really Crap Day
Mage: the Heading Upstairs for a Bit
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Slightly diminish a band:

Tummy Galore
slightly diminish a band:

The Beatle
Slightly diminish a band:

Sleat Kinney
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Vonnegut, 50 goddamn years ago in the "Wampeters" collection: "[Nixon] is a useful man in that he has shown us that our Constitution is a defective document, which makes a childlike assumption that we would never elect a president who disliked us so."
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
59 books in 2025, and not a single five- or one-star read among them. #booksky
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The fuck
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Make a Bond film casual

Diamonds Are a Few Days
make a Bond film casual

License to Chill
Make a Bond movie casual

No Time To Fry
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wired 2: Die Hard 2 is also a Christmas movie
tired: you should watch Die Hard because it's a Christmas movie

wired: you should watch Die Hard because it is a perfect action movie
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called ZZ Weathertop
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Top 5 movie genres:
- Let me look around first, nope no one's watching
- Reckless hero kills dozens during car chase
- Never mind the thing we've been chasing for 90 minutes, it's not important
- Super precise time travel
- This guy is an asshole but we couldn't have done it without him
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Punks crash the party at the country club
- My dangerous yet glamorous job is destroying my soul
- Score by Tangerine Dream
- I’m stuck in an apocalyptic wasteland, but my hair looks great
- Body horror, but also sexy
Top 5 movie genres:

- Does this robot / monster have a soul? (Yes it does)
- Sassy New York newspaper gal does not need love but finds it anyway
- I travelled in time or space. It was a mistake.
- You’re supposed to be the victim of my crime but I love you
- Being a detective is miserable but hot
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post a film you have seen more than 7 times
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Milk Puds
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Candy Cork
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Shittles
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM