Jesse
@misctakes.com
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Clickhole is a documentary
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Clickhole is a documentary
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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"but jana, I've known about pie for years"
have you considered: I am very good at what I do
have you considered: I am very good at what I do
my hot take on pie is that pie doesn't exist. I just made it up
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"but jana, I've known about pie for years"
have you considered: I am very good at what I do
have you considered: I am very good at what I do
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Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
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one thing that our tribal group cannot and will not tolerate is tribalism
Tucker Carlson describes Israeli PM Netanyahu as Western civilization’s “main enemy.”
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
one thing that our tribal group cannot and will not tolerate is tribalism
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Y’all should go glory in this thread of beautiful pigeons.
I had to take a few days off painting pigeons bc I was busy and apparently lost what little I had gained, which was disheartening! Nonetheless, a pigeon.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Y’all should go glory in this thread of beautiful pigeons.
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less food-based slap fights and more food-based food fights
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
less food-based slap fights and more food-based food fights
People's idea of what GLP1 drugs are just doesn't line up with my lived experience. They are amazing, but they're not just like magical thinness switches
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People's idea of what GLP1 drugs are just doesn't line up with my lived experience. They are amazing, but they're not just like magical thinness switches
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I think it's both true that this doesn't look like a photo (indeed!) but also that there are photos, similar photos, from other libraries which may be how this one got generated. It was trending on Mastodon, I didn't even know you *could* trend on Mastodon. One example
www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
My local library posts the Dewey number of tough topics in their bathroom to help those too afraid to ask.
www.reddit.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think it's both true that this doesn't look like a photo (indeed!) but also that there are photos, similar photos, from other libraries which may be how this one got generated. It was trending on Mastodon, I didn't even know you *could* trend on Mastodon. One example
www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
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One of the really nice things about Bluesky (as opposed to, say, Facebook) is that I can stop scrolling and enjoy a video like this without having to spend the next week having similar videos dominating my TL. It's a real relief to feel free to just look.
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
One of the really nice things about Bluesky (as opposed to, say, Facebook) is that I can stop scrolling and enjoy a video like this without having to spend the next week having similar videos dominating my TL. It's a real relief to feel free to just look.
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I was going to go up to City Hall tonight for the pre-Thanksgiving Council meeting … but apparently the guy who shot a protester last September is at city hall with a big crew and I’m just not convinced it’s a good idea to be present tonight.
1/?
1/?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I was going to go up to City Hall tonight for the pre-Thanksgiving Council meeting … but apparently the guy who shot a protester last September is at city hall with a big crew and I’m just not convinced it’s a good idea to be present tonight.
1/?
1/?
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Hey boys, supper's on me, our record just went aluminum
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey boys, supper's on me, our record just went aluminum
150 years of progress and we've just changed a comma to a "with"
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
150 years of progress and we've just changed a comma to a "with"
I'm so excited. I think this could be my big break.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm so excited. I think this could be my big break.
Can someone explain to me the argument for why following someone shouldn't be able to override any moderation service? Ok bluesky I get that you think this person is rude, genuinely appreciate the heads up, but now I think it's rude that you're not letting me see all the rude things they're saying.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can someone explain to me the argument for why following someone shouldn't be able to override any moderation service? Ok bluesky I get that you think this person is rude, genuinely appreciate the heads up, but now I think it's rude that you're not letting me see all the rude things they're saying.
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3/4 c Port
3 c Cranberries
2/3 c Sugar
Bit of orange peel
Cinnamon stick
Put all in a sauce pan, bring to boil on medium high
Reduce to low and simmer until cranberries start popping
Allow to cool
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3 c Cranberries
2/3 c Sugar
Bit of orange peel
Cinnamon stick
Put all in a sauce pan, bring to boil on medium high
Reduce to low and simmer until cranberries start popping
Allow to cool
Nom
every year i say it: homemade cranberry sauce is the biggest reward to effort ratio item on a thanksgiving table and too many people ignore it
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
3/4 c Port
3 c Cranberries
2/3 c Sugar
Bit of orange peel
Cinnamon stick
Put all in a sauce pan, bring to boil on medium high
Reduce to low and simmer until cranberries start popping
Allow to cool
Nom
3 c Cranberries
2/3 c Sugar
Bit of orange peel
Cinnamon stick
Put all in a sauce pan, bring to boil on medium high
Reduce to low and simmer until cranberries start popping
Allow to cool
Nom
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
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Well it is smiling at me
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well it is smiling at me
Cheesecake is at its best when it most closely approximates key lime pie
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Cheesecake is at its best when it most closely approximates key lime pie
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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Everybody knows the only solution to the rich eliminating all the jobs is to keep buying $1700 phones
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Everybody knows the only solution to the rich eliminating all the jobs is to keep buying $1700 phones
The food at my wedding was almost entirely pie based if you're wondering where I stand
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The food at my wedding was almost entirely pie based if you're wondering where I stand
Can't believe Bluesky still doesn't have polls
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can't believe Bluesky still doesn't have polls
What are people saying about pies now?
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What are people saying about pies now?