Jesse
@misctakes.com
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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idk why people give him such a hard time, I'd have gotten up to look too
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
idk why people give him such a hard time, I'd have gotten up to look too
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I wish but this is exactly what Amazon said when we all deleted our Prime when they put the NRA channel on streaming. "Just wait there may be a resolution soon."
It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:
They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.
The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.
The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
Boycott Hilton Hotels
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I wish but this is exactly what Amazon said when we all deleted our Prime when they put the NRA channel on streaming. "Just wait there may be a resolution soon."
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That this account hasn't been banned yet is appalling.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That this account hasn't been banned yet is appalling.
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The @ndp.ca (or other parties) could do more than delete X
They could push for rules requiring government accounts only operate on platforms that meet higher standards around moderation, security and transparency
Lead by example. Governments implicitly endorse these platforms with their presence
They could push for rules requiring government accounts only operate on platforms that meet higher standards around moderation, security and transparency
Lead by example. Governments implicitly endorse these platforms with their presence
If the NDP really wants to set themselves apart, this should be a no brainer for them.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The @ndp.ca (or other parties) could do more than delete X
They could push for rules requiring government accounts only operate on platforms that meet higher standards around moderation, security and transparency
Lead by example. Governments implicitly endorse these platforms with their presence
They could push for rules requiring government accounts only operate on platforms that meet higher standards around moderation, security and transparency
Lead by example. Governments implicitly endorse these platforms with their presence
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
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I sort of wished everyone had freaked out about this President when he sent mobile death squads into our cities but destroying the economy also seems to be getting some attention
Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I sort of wished everyone had freaked out about this President when he sent mobile death squads into our cities but destroying the economy also seems to be getting some attention
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"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
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great opportunity for me to announce I'm the guest host of the I Hate Bill Maher podcast this week!
Kudos to the Golden Globe producer who - immediately after a joke about famous people on the Epstein list - cuts to Bill Maher.
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
great opportunity for me to announce I'm the guest host of the I Hate Bill Maher podcast this week!
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his tailbone is killing him
you can tell this shitbag has never dealt with winter before because he sees what looks like clear asphalt amid all this snow and ice and goes "that's a good spot to hit the brakes" while any good midwesterner knows that black ice is death
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
his tailbone is killing him
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i’m sorry but the people who think literally everything is a distraction from the epstein files are sincerely not grasping how normalized the abuse of
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i’m sorry but the people who think literally everything is a distraction from the epstein files are sincerely not grasping how normalized the abuse of
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
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Patty, a woman observer in Minneapolis, was abducted from a car by federal agents today. She was released and talked about her experience in custody.
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Patty, a woman observer in Minneapolis, was abducted from a car by federal agents today. She was released and talked about her experience in custody.
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
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Ad for an AI video generator over on Insta was basically just “you can make little girls dance sexy” but you can’t call that out because now everyone has to pretend making deepfaked videos of gyrating children grabbing their crotches in a bare midriff is a thing that normal people do
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Ad for an AI video generator over on Insta was basically just “you can make little girls dance sexy” but you can’t call that out because now everyone has to pretend making deepfaked videos of gyrating children grabbing their crotches in a bare midriff is a thing that normal people do
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Incredible @statuscoupnews.bsky.social interview with Skye, who says she’s a Marine Corps vet and appears to have just been released from Whipple. She says she was trapped by ICE, yanked out of her car and stomped on.
1/2
1/2
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Incredible @statuscoupnews.bsky.social interview with Skye, who says she’s a Marine Corps vet and appears to have just been released from Whipple. She says she was trapped by ICE, yanked out of her car and stomped on.
1/2
1/2
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At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
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Nikki Glaser calls out CBS News at the Golden Globes while it’s being broadcast on CBS.
“And the award for Most Editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America’s newest place to see B.S. News.”
“And the award for Most Editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America’s newest place to see B.S. News.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Nikki Glaser calls out CBS News at the Golden Globes while it’s being broadcast on CBS.
“And the award for Most Editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America’s newest place to see B.S. News.”
“And the award for Most Editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America’s newest place to see B.S. News.”
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I had no idea that Minnesotans were cool as fuck.
it's beautiful to see people so brave all across minneapolis
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I had no idea that Minnesotans were cool as fuck.
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What is the possible justification for opening Trump's government at the end of February when this is going on? I'm being serious. What possible justification is there for the Senate to be business as usual after these Powell remarks?
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What is the possible justification for opening Trump's government at the end of February when this is going on? I'm being serious. What possible justification is there for the Senate to be business as usual after these Powell remarks?
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This is extreme panic and weakness, trying to achieve everything at once because they know they lack the political will, power or organizational support to achieve any of them in a focused way. This is rule by spectacle, by belief in the total power of the magical declarations of dear leader
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This is extreme panic and weakness, trying to achieve everything at once because they know they lack the political will, power or organizational support to achieve any of them in a focused way. This is rule by spectacle, by belief in the total power of the magical declarations of dear leader
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Reupping this thread from May 2025
Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Reupping this thread from May 2025
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
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I know cheering CLOT CLOT CLOT sounds so appealing right now but it's really wrong
He's taking high dose aspirin so if I understand correctly intracranial hemorrhage is the thing to cheer for
He's taking high dose aspirin so if I understand correctly intracranial hemorrhage is the thing to cheer for
CLOT CLOT CLOT CLOT CLOT
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I know cheering CLOT CLOT CLOT sounds so appealing right now but it's really wrong
He's taking high dose aspirin so if I understand correctly intracranial hemorrhage is the thing to cheer for
He's taking high dose aspirin so if I understand correctly intracranial hemorrhage is the thing to cheer for
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man I love good descriptive captions
![Detective Conan on Netflix. The captions read:
- [romantic music]
[hooters honk]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pwlbex6tvna2mhy3wr2rlbai/bafkreibg5gsduqpaslyxkc4psebt4c5424kiuvsi7ofguvr5qcjn4nqwgi@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
man I love good descriptive captions
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once again: ICE is operating as if they have a general warrant, the specific type of warrant the founders were most concerned about when drafting the 4th Amendment
Not remotely legal. Minnesota needs to arrest these thugs breaking down doors right now, before they start grabbing even more power
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
once again: ICE is operating as if they have a general warrant, the specific type of warrant the founders were most concerned about when drafting the 4th Amendment