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Jason Roche
@jasonroche.bsky.social
Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)
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You gotta admire Westlife and society as a whole for pretending that Brian McFadden was never a part of the band. Well done everybody.
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Back in the nineties, I was in a very famous TV show
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I can confirm after a trip to the cinema that 'Wuthering Heights' is indeed a film.
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The Equus Movie should be produced by 20th Centaury Fucks
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Me, making a list of Irish businesses that annoyed me after posting stupid AI pics of them and Brad Pitt.
a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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I had to do it
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Mad question to mutuals for who are of a lefty persuasion (🇵🇸🌈) for a few months time when I'm not busy with travel and work stuff.

Wanna do my podcast a wee bit? It's basically an outlet for sillyness and promises to be fun. It ain't gonna be serious but I'd like people who share my views to be..
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Pam Bondi
For @rawstory.com
Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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The Ditch gained access to Jeffrey Epstein’s FedEx account – with records showing it was used for shipments long after his death and an address book including a senior Israeli military officer now considered a “strategic consultant” for “diplomatic matters”.

www.ontheditch.com/gained-acces...
Gained access to Epstein’s FedEx account: Still live
Shipments in 2024, address book with 90+ names
www.ontheditch.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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the food delivery gig economy would collapse overnight if everyone had a slightly shorter work day that left them less tired and gave them time to cook
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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🍓JASON ROCHE🍓

One of the nice things about doing this is providing space for people to step up and give it a go.

@jasonroche.bsky.social has been a loyal audience member and we’re delighted to welcome him to the stage in March.

#CoherentComedy
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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I don't like supermarket fear so I get all my fear at the local fearmongers.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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I used to use Photobucket to host images. They put up a paywall, so I lost access to images. I got an email from them offering me access again for a fiver a month. I sent them a GDPR request under Article 15. I got all my lost images for free in one handy folder. #speirgorm
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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I have also gigged in a Working Man's Club.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Same feeling when I'm reminded of the VW Polo I sometimes see in Ballinrobe with a huge 'Milf Hunter' sticker on the side of it.
There's a car I see regularly, and it's a fully blacked out, boy racer looking Prius(!) with a "Jesus will save you" sticker on it (also in black) and it's the most confusing vehicle I think I've ever seen. I need to know who drives it but I also never want to meet them.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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At least power and cement DO things. GenAI destroys communities so you can what, not have to write a shitty email on your own? Not have to pick up a pencil to get some “creative” validation? Make more annoying ads? Steal my shit? Again I say: fuck all the way off
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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It's literally the perfect movie. It's got everything.
Also great in Heat!
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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meanwhile, on british bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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just paused a tv show from 2012 so I could admire all the ports on a character’s laptop
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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What a classic thing to hear from a guy whose filmmaking style is unintuitively pasting a bunch of shit together like a teenager rushing to finish an art project
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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According to The Wannadies, Ewan McGregor's middle name is 🎵 ME ALWAYS AND 🎵
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM