JayAllTheEms
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Personnage redoutable à tête d'oiseau + son ami le lézard
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Personnage redoutable à tête d'oiseau + son ami le lézard
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i'm pretty sure this isn't what it looked like guys
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i'm pretty sure this isn't what it looked like guys
sometimes it's the handle that makes the post.
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
sometimes it's the handle that makes the post.
OMFingG
I’m still full(ish) and paying the price for this insanely overindulgent and outstanding torta we had from Angel’s Tijuana Tacos last night. Torta al pastor con queso. Here’s the queso prep… (1/3)
February 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
OMFingG
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February 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.
Duvall was incredible in The Godfather, in Apocalypse Now, and in a dozen other things, but The Apostle was his passion project. he wrote it, then spent years trying to get it made. in the end, he directed it himself. a labor of love, a story from his heart and soul.
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Duvall was incredible in The Godfather, in Apocalypse Now, and in a dozen other things, but The Apostle was his passion project. he wrote it, then spent years trying to get it made. in the end, he directed it himself. a labor of love, a story from his heart and soul.
the bullshit dystopia is here.
and yeah, i know it was here already, but this is bullshit-er, more dystopian, and apparent really and truly here-here-as-in-here.
'dynamic pricing based on facial recognition' -- get the fuck out and keep fucking off forever.
and yeah, i know it was here already, but this is bullshit-er, more dystopian, and apparent really and truly here-here-as-in-here.
'dynamic pricing based on facial recognition' -- get the fuck out and keep fucking off forever.
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
the bullshit dystopia is here.
and yeah, i know it was here already, but this is bullshit-er, more dystopian, and apparent really and truly here-here-as-in-here.
'dynamic pricing based on facial recognition' -- get the fuck out and keep fucking off forever.
and yeah, i know it was here already, but this is bullshit-er, more dystopian, and apparent really and truly here-here-as-in-here.
'dynamic pricing based on facial recognition' -- get the fuck out and keep fucking off forever.
I'm going to buy a ticket to take the Eurostar to Brussels just so I can fly home in this beauty.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I'm going to buy a ticket to take the Eurostar to Brussels just so I can fly home in this beauty.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Roses are red
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Roses are red
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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Zelenskyy in Munich: “The Ukrainian Army is the strongest army in Europe, thanks to our heroes.
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Zelenskyy in Munich: “The Ukrainian Army is the strongest army in Europe, thanks to our heroes.
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
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Zelenskyy: “The Americans often return to the topic of concessions. And too often, those concessions are discussed only in the context of what Ukraine should give—not Russia.
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Zelenskyy: “The Americans often return to the topic of concessions. And too often, those concessions are discussed only in the context of what Ukraine should give—not Russia.
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
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Rogatons Rediffusions - 01/07/2025 - "Les Larmes de Dieu"
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Rogatons Rediffusions - 01/07/2025 - "Les Larmes de Dieu"
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
The rest of the department can go broke, but BY GOD no one's going to stop them building concentration camps.
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The rest of the department can go broke, but BY GOD no one's going to stop them building concentration camps.
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Majapahit piggy bank (c. 1400s)
October 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Majapahit piggy bank (c. 1400s)
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Christ, this is Primo Levi If This Is a Man conditions.
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Christ, this is Primo Levi If This Is a Man conditions.
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
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One of the most fascinating aspects of the America Crisis is how under Trump much of the US Homeland security apparatus seems to understand places like Minnesota or Maine as little as the US National security apparatus under Bush understood places like Anbar or Herat
Inexperienced and delusional rookies at the helm... check. Comically bad misreading of local politics... check. Trying to correct with "a surge" that makes things worse... check.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
One of the most fascinating aspects of the America Crisis is how under Trump much of the US Homeland security apparatus seems to understand places like Minnesota or Maine as little as the US National security apparatus under Bush understood places like Anbar or Herat
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
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We now know how the rich live.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
We now know how the rich live.
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Wonderful news! India Crawford has a new frog video out!
Frog's Duvet Day 🌧️🐸📚☕ #knittedfrog #miniature #rainyday #cosy
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
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February 13, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Wonderful news! India Crawford has a new frog video out!