JayAllTheEms
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I'm going to buy a ticket to take the Eurostar to Brussels just so I can fly home in this beauty.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I'm going to buy a ticket to take the Eurostar to Brussels just so I can fly home in this beauty.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
And a second ticket for any friend who will take a picture of me peeping out the window in the corner of Tintin's helmet so it looks like he's surprised to see a tiny me inside his space suit.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Roses are red
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Roses are red
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
The right wing are skittish
A British passport
literally says you are British 🙂
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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Zelenskyy in Munich: “The Ukrainian Army is the strongest army in Europe, thanks to our heroes.
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Zelenskyy in Munich: “The Ukrainian Army is the strongest army in Europe, thanks to our heroes.
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
“And I think it is simply not smart to keep this army outside NATO.”
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Zelenskyy: “The Americans often return to the topic of concessions. And too often, those concessions are discussed only in the context of what Ukraine should give—not Russia.
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Zelenskyy: “The Americans often return to the topic of concessions. And too often, those concessions are discussed only in the context of what Ukraine should give—not Russia.
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
“Europe is practically not present at the table. That is a big mistake, in my view—it truly is.”
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Rogatons Rediffusions - 01/07/2025 - "Les Larmes de Dieu"
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Rogatons Rediffusions - 01/07/2025 - "Les Larmes de Dieu"
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Source: www.bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
LES LIVRES
Rogatons tome 1: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
Rogatons tome 2: www.exemplaire-editions.fr/exemplaire/l...
The rest of the department can go broke, but BY GOD no one's going to stop them building concentration camps.
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The rest of the department can go broke, but BY GOD no one's going to stop them building concentration camps.
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Majapahit piggy bank (c. 1400s)
October 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Majapahit piggy bank (c. 1400s)
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Christ, this is Primo Levi If This Is a Man conditions.
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Christ, this is Primo Levi If This Is a Man conditions.
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when i was a child i used to wonder how people with vaginas went into the pool and didn’t fill up with water never stopping to think about how i had an asshole
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One of the most fascinating aspects of the America Crisis is how under Trump much of the US Homeland security apparatus seems to understand places like Minnesota or Maine as little as the US National security apparatus under Bush understood places like Anbar or Herat
Inexperienced and delusional rookies at the helm... check. Comically bad misreading of local politics... check. Trying to correct with "a surge" that makes things worse... check.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
One of the most fascinating aspects of the America Crisis is how under Trump much of the US Homeland security apparatus seems to understand places like Minnesota or Maine as little as the US National security apparatus under Bush understood places like Anbar or Herat
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
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We now know how the rich live.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
We now know how the rich live.
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Wonderful news! India Crawford has a new frog video out!
Frog's Duvet Day 🌧️🐸📚☕ #knittedfrog #miniature #rainyday #cosy
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Wonderful news! India Crawford has a new frog video out!
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American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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this case was first filed almost exactly 11 months ago. one-year anniversary on march 15
BREAKING
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
this case was first filed almost exactly 11 months ago. one-year anniversary on march 15
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'Personifying evil, a costumed mapico dancer in Mozambique hides from spectators', 1964.Photograph by Volkmar K. Wentzel, National Geographic Creative
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
'Personifying evil, a costumed mapico dancer in Mozambique hides from spectators', 1964.Photograph by Volkmar K. Wentzel, National Geographic Creative
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If you're wondering about how Elon's space plans are going, we've downsized from Mars to the moon, in about 2 years we'll be talking about him building colonies in Utah
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
If you're wondering about how Elon's space plans are going, we've downsized from Mars to the moon, in about 2 years we'll be talking about him building colonies in Utah
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"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
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I hate when they do this. Play the clip! Why are you asking these questions without the footage on hand? Bitch, we are ALL going to watch together so I can get your first impression then!
THANEDAR: What did your ICE agent mean when he said, 'you raise your voice, I erase your voice' in the video all of us have seen?
LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I hate when they do this. Play the clip! Why are you asking these questions without the footage on hand? Bitch, we are ALL going to watch together so I can get your first impression then!
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Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it