JessStan
@jayes310.bsky.social
Sweet tea connoisseur. Blue dot in a red state.
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Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
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Silence did not heal the country. It allowed the lie to harden.
This is that video.
Never again can we remain silent or sanitize an assault on our democracy.
This is that video.
Never again can we remain silent or sanitize an assault on our democracy.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Silence did not heal the country. It allowed the lie to harden.
This is that video.
Never again can we remain silent or sanitize an assault on our democracy.
This is that video.
Never again can we remain silent or sanitize an assault on our democracy.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Holy shit! They killed him. ABC killed Terry Moran for reporting the news wrong.
June 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Holy shit! They killed him. ABC killed Terry Moran for reporting the news wrong.
Three little kittens all in a row #caturday #catsofbluesky
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Three little kittens all in a row #caturday #catsofbluesky
Danny always looks like he thinks the camera will steal his soul
May 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Danny always looks like he thinks the camera will steal his soul
I hear him in my head almost daily.
“I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn’t grow shit.”
“Ducks eat for free at Subway!”
“I saw a wino eating grapes and said ‘dude, you have to wait.’”
“I wish I wouldn’t have seen Ricky in the sidewalk”
“I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn’t grow shit.”
“Ducks eat for free at Subway!”
“I saw a wino eating grapes and said ‘dude, you have to wait.’”
“I wish I wouldn’t have seen Ricky in the sidewalk”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I hear him in my head almost daily.
“I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn’t grow shit.”
“Ducks eat for free at Subway!”
“I saw a wino eating grapes and said ‘dude, you have to wait.’”
“I wish I wouldn’t have seen Ricky in the sidewalk”
“I had an ant farm once. Them fellas didn’t grow shit.”
“Ducks eat for free at Subway!”
“I saw a wino eating grapes and said ‘dude, you have to wait.’”
“I wish I wouldn’t have seen Ricky in the sidewalk”
Snapped a quick peekaboo from the full moon while walking the beach. #landscapephotography #clouds #beachphotography #cloudphotography #beach
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Snapped a quick peekaboo from the full moon while walking the beach. #landscapephotography #clouds #beachphotography #cloudphotography #beach
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Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
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What makes this visual even more stunning is that it was made possible by people who said their #1 concern when voting was the economy. What idiots.
April 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What makes this visual even more stunning is that it was made possible by people who said their #1 concern when voting was the economy. What idiots.
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Someone actually pre-drafted a #FOIA request for you to send directly to #DOGE so that you can find out what personal information of yours that ketamine-addled doofus has. Here's a link to it. Happy hunting.
drive.google.com/file/d/119jz...
#resist
drive.google.com/file/d/119jz...
#resist
DOGE_Privacy_Request.pdf
drive.google.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Someone actually pre-drafted a #FOIA request for you to send directly to #DOGE so that you can find out what personal information of yours that ketamine-addled doofus has. Here's a link to it. Happy hunting.
drive.google.com/file/d/119jz...
#resist
drive.google.com/file/d/119jz...
#resist
Mercedes Benz Stadium after the Atlanta United game last night
March 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mercedes Benz Stadium after the Atlanta United game last night
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i joke a lot about swearing but i really do say cusses in real life. i love to do it all the time. i’m saying some right now even, a bunch of the main ones
February 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i joke a lot about swearing but i really do say cusses in real life. i love to do it all the time. i’m saying some right now even, a bunch of the main ones
I accidentally left the van unlocked when I went into the store. When I got back inside, I said very loudly, “Are there any murderers in here?” The silence was reassuring and I safely drove home.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I accidentally left the van unlocked when I went into the store. When I got back inside, I said very loudly, “Are there any murderers in here?” The silence was reassuring and I safely drove home.
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage