Justin "The Burning"
@jburning.com
Writer (Hand-Held Hell, Confluence of Cult), musician (Gathering of October Ghouls), composer (The Bad Man), wannabe triathlete, cook, dad (human & doxie), horror and animal lover.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Just some gratitude.
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just some gratitude.
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
He should fuck off into the sun.
Everyone knows Hakeem Jeffries is poised to waltz into the speakership. What this piece presupposes is: maybe he shouldn’t? www.offmessage.net/p/crisis-of-...
Crisis Of Confidence
Hakeem Jeffries will almost certainly become House speaker. Should he, though?
www.offmessage.net
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He should fuck off into the sun.
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Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
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The fact that Rob Reiner made movies that impacted me as a kid, as a teen & as an adult just demonstrates how wonderfully varied his career was. I’m just heartbroken at this news.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The fact that Rob Reiner made movies that impacted me as a kid, as a teen & as an adult just demonstrates how wonderfully varied his career was. I’m just heartbroken at this news.
The Phoenix Marathon, marathon #2 in 2025, is done. Thankfully, no injuries, chafing, black toenails, rashes, or blisters. Just some sore thighs and a lot of pride to show for it. I finished in 4:32, a 9-minute PR.
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Phoenix Marathon, marathon #2 in 2025, is done. Thankfully, no injuries, chafing, black toenails, rashes, or blisters. Just some sore thighs and a lot of pride to show for it. I finished in 4:32, a 9-minute PR.
OH. WHAT. FUN. is awful, and was doomed to fall short of the expectations set by its stacked cast. Way too cynical and unfunny for 2025. Worst high-profile Christmas movie since LOVE THE COOPERS.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
OH. WHAT. FUN. is awful, and was doomed to fall short of the expectations set by its stacked cast. Way too cynical and unfunny for 2025. Worst high-profile Christmas movie since LOVE THE COOPERS.
Hey, only like 750 more copies than my book! Mine has a lot less fawning over mummified brain worm reservoirs, though.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey, only like 750 more copies than my book! Mine has a lot less fawning over mummified brain worm reservoirs, though.
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check this guy’s browser history and hard drive
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on his fellow Christians to use the slur "faggot" in the fight against LGBTQ rights: "No, stop it, faggots. No, you will not convert my children. You're degenerates, you're predators, and you're evil." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
check this guy’s browser history and hard drive
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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You can mock people for thinking the leopards would dine elsewhere but it is unequivocally good that the demo that reeeeeally helped put trump back in the wh is seeing what is happening and apparently reacting accordingly
For the first time in nearly two decades of our surveys of U.S. Latinos, most say they think the situation of Hispanics in this country has worsened in the last year. And about a third of Latinos say they have considered leaving the country in the last six months. www.pewresearch.org/...
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You can mock people for thinking the leopards would dine elsewhere but it is unequivocally good that the demo that reeeeeally helped put trump back in the wh is seeing what is happening and apparently reacting accordingly
There is just so much to dislike about existence in America in the year 2025, but the prevalence of AI perhaps makes me the saddest for the future.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There is just so much to dislike about existence in America in the year 2025, but the prevalence of AI perhaps makes me the saddest for the future.
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Born on the day in 1950, Happy Birthday, RICK BAKER! 🎉
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Born on the day in 1950, Happy Birthday, RICK BAKER! 🎉
If you see this, repost with your models of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you see this, repost with your models of positive masculinity
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
One week until I run 26.2 miles for the second time this year.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
One week until I run 26.2 miles for the second time this year.
Messa’s “The Spin” rules. Stoner doom crashes into goth rock, progressive rock, blues, and dark wave.
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Messa’s “The Spin” rules. Stoner doom crashes into goth rock, progressive rock, blues, and dark wave.
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My first article for @macabredaily.bsky.social is now live! I highlight my favorite SOV horror watches from #SOVember! Check it out!
#HorrorSky #SOVHorror
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#HorrorSky #SOVHorror
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Sarah Stubbs Selects Her Favorite Filcks From SOVember! — Macabre Daily
Sarah Stubbs shares her five favorite films from her exploration of the SOV horror genre during SOVember!
www.macabredaily.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My first article for @macabredaily.bsky.social is now live! I highlight my favorite SOV horror watches from #SOVember! Check it out!
#HorrorSky #SOVHorror
www.macabredaily.com/articles/sar...
#HorrorSky #SOVHorror
www.macabredaily.com/articles/sar...
These guys are all such dumbasses. You could see this happening from 10,000 miles away.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These guys are all such dumbasses. You could see this happening from 10,000 miles away.
Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
Jimmy Fallon is such a meek dumbass
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Jimmy Fallon is such a meek dumbass