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Jeffrey Westhoff
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I sing. I dance. I write. I've won awards for two of those things.

Author of "From Wonderland, With Love" and "The Boy Who Knew Too Much."

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If you are using one of those cute AI-generated cartoons to promote your business, I am less likely to patronize your business. The environmental damage isn't worth the cuteness.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 5, 1927
"The General" opens in NYC. Louise Brooks asked Buster Keaton of his under-the-table scene, “You were terribly beautiful in its tragic lighting, Buster, so out of key with your comic character—I can’t understand why you didn’t cut that shot out of the picture.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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“Nay, I shan’t! You do it!—That I won’t, then!—Bill’s to go down—Here, Bill! the master says you’re to go down the chimney!”
“Oh! So Bill’s got to come down the chimney, has he?” said Alice to herself. “Shy, they seem to put everything upon Bill! I wouldn’t be in Bill’s place for a good deal."
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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This is what oligarchy looks like:

Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, spent $290 million to elect Trump.

Since Election Day, Musk became $548 billion richer while his companies (SpaceX & Tesla) paid $0 in federal income taxes last year after making $13.7 billion in profits.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
NEWS BREAK: Less than one year after assuming control of the Kennedy Center of the Performing Arts for no sensible reason whatsoever, Donald Trump has successfully destroyed it.

We now return you to Donald Trump's destruction of America, already in progress.
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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"How can I have done that?" she thought. "I must be growing small again."
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sal was amazing. I bought this issue the day it was on the newsstands. These pages were the first time a comic book made me cry. RIP, Sal Buscema.
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Milwaukee, 2026
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I saw "Song Sung Blue" today and there was much about it to like, but I was especially impressed with Kate Hudson's accent. She genuinely sounded like she was born and bred in M'waukee, 'Sconsin. 👍🍻
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The tree is coming down this weekend. These were the last two ornaments to go up, added after Christmas.
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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I was told that Congress was finally back in session today.

How, exactly, are we going to be able to tell?
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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All it takes is one bad gig.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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"'Silence all round, if you please! 'William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest.'"
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Merry Christmas, Chuck Berry style!
A minute of ukulele.

🎄Run Rudolph Run by Chuck Berry

🧑‍🎄 Merry Christmas!!! 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Join us tomorrow night for the final night of this month's spotlight: Divine Intervention.
We're watching The Archers' A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH (1946)...a *very* interesting film about life, death, love, afterlife...and big-ass staircase. Film begins at 8pE, go light on the eggnog.
#TCMParty ^JW
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM