Jens Boss
@jensboss.bsky.social
On the West Coast of Sweden.
Father of Two. Husband of One.
Like music, digital games and all the other great things in life.
Father of Two. Husband of One.
Like music, digital games and all the other great things in life.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Excited for the GA release of #SQLServer2025. I feel like there's going to be a lot of hidden gems beyond the ones we already knew about. Make sure to bookmark all the blogs & are ready for the firehose of info, especially if you haven't been keeping up.
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...
SQL Server 2025 is Now Generally Available | Microsoft Community Hub
Today at Ignite, we announce the general availability of SQL Server 2025. This marks the latest milestone in the more than 30-year history of SQL Server. It...
techcommunity.microsoft.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Excited for the GA release of #SQLServer2025. I feel like there's going to be a lot of hidden gems beyond the ones we already knew about. Make sure to bookmark all the blogs & are ready for the firehose of info, especially if you haven't been keeping up.
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...
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Wow, hard to believe it’s been 25 years since The Golden Girls ended its run. Wait, what-
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wow, hard to believe it’s been 25 years since The Golden Girls ended its run. Wait, what-
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INCONTHIEVABLE!
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
INCONTHIEVABLE!
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A few hours late - but the SQLServerFast Black Friday sale has now officially started. Until the end of the month, purchase prices for all my training videos are slashed in half!
sqlserverfast.com/video
sqlserverfast.com/video
The SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training - SQLServerFast
You know that performance of database queries is critical to the success of any application. Customers leave if the website feels slow. Reports that take too long to render are not used, however usefu...
sqlserverfast.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A few hours late - but the SQLServerFast Black Friday sale has now officially started. Until the end of the month, purchase prices for all my training videos are slashed in half!
sqlserverfast.com/video
sqlserverfast.com/video
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Just so you’re not caught off guard by kids waking up one hour earlier tomorrow morning,
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just so you’re not caught off guard by kids waking up one hour earlier tomorrow morning,
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Just so you’re not caught off guard by kids waking up one hour earlier tomorrow morning,
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just so you’re not caught off guard by kids waking up one hour earlier tomorrow morning,
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Winter time
Daylight Waste Time
“Fall back…”
#vintertid
Apparently replication isn’t backup
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Apparently replication isn’t backup
“I make research that electrifies them,
“You want research that pacifies them.”
- J dot @ the LXI Super Bowl Halftime Show
“You want research that pacifies them.”
- J dot @ the LXI Super Bowl Halftime Show
Is it passive aggressive if the next time I talk about my research, I preempt the rude “how are you valid” by saying “in case you’re waiting for question time to ask how I’m valid, I brought some pacifiers for the giant babies in the room” and like, actually have a bag of pacifiers?
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
“I make research that electrifies them,
“You want research that pacifies them.”
- J dot @ the LXI Super Bowl Halftime Show
“You want research that pacifies them.”
- J dot @ the LXI Super Bowl Halftime Show
Gen X take
Music videos don’t have a 3 minute intro, like they used to ..,
What’s up with that?
youtu.be/2ZpXPwmbQvc
Music videos don’t have a 3 minute intro, like they used to ..,
What’s up with that?
youtu.be/2ZpXPwmbQvc
Dead Can Dance "Yulunga" 2005 HD
YouTube video by musicaeternal
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gen X take
Music videos don’t have a 3 minute intro, like they used to ..,
What’s up with that?
youtu.be/2ZpXPwmbQvc
Music videos don’t have a 3 minute intro, like they used to ..,
What’s up with that?
youtu.be/2ZpXPwmbQvc
The @giant bomb.bsky.socia crew not knowing what Knowledge Fight is, might be the best Health Check score.
Stay Sane, Take Care
Hugs, Kisses
Stay Sane, Take Care
Hugs, Kisses
Chris Sjoblom (@bomb.bsky.social)
Would you kettle a bell?
bomb.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The @giant bomb.bsky.socia crew not knowing what Knowledge Fight is, might be the best Health Check score.
Stay Sane, Take Care
Hugs, Kisses
Stay Sane, Take Care
Hugs, Kisses
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every time you see a picture of a bear exiting hibernation and walking upright, you immediately understand where bigfoot myths came from
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
every time you see a picture of a bear exiting hibernation and walking upright, you immediately understand where bigfoot myths came from
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If you need a little distraction from the news about dictators and their sycophants, or cruise missiles and drone strikes hitting civilian targets:
Here's a really cool site where you can visually trace out how far you can travel by train in Europe.
Here's a really cool site where you can visually trace out how far you can travel by train in Europe.
Chronotrains - Europe Train Map
Visualize where you can travel by train in Europe on this interactive map.
www.chronotrains.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If you need a little distraction from the news about dictators and their sycophants, or cruise missiles and drone strikes hitting civilian targets:
Here's a really cool site where you can visually trace out how far you can travel by train in Europe.
Here's a really cool site where you can visually trace out how far you can travel by train in Europe.
Don’t afk in [Perma Death] mode.
#LessonOfTheDay
#LessonOfTheDay
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Don’t afk in [Perma Death] mode.
#LessonOfTheDay
#LessonOfTheDay
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A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons.
thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice
thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice
August 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons.
thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice
thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice
Post a non religious picture you think of as Holy
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Post a non religious picture you think of as Holy
För att se om ”dom” kan ersättas av
”de” eller ”dem”
tänk på om det skulle vara ”vi” eller ”oss”
Ex. ”Vi köper blommor till oss”
blir ”de köper blommor till dem”,
för du skulle inte säga
”Oss köper blommor till vi”
”de” eller ”dem”
tänk på om det skulle vara ”vi” eller ”oss”
Ex. ”Vi köper blommor till oss”
blir ”de köper blommor till dem”,
för du skulle inte säga
”Oss köper blommor till vi”
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
För att se om ”dom” kan ersättas av
”de” eller ”dem”
tänk på om det skulle vara ”vi” eller ”oss”
Ex. ”Vi köper blommor till oss”
blir ”de köper blommor till dem”,
för du skulle inte säga
”Oss köper blommor till vi”
”de” eller ”dem”
tänk på om det skulle vara ”vi” eller ”oss”
Ex. ”Vi köper blommor till oss”
blir ”de köper blommor till dem”,
för du skulle inte säga
”Oss köper blommor till vi”
As long as each post here is made for my consumption,
you all may continue
As soon as there is one that gives me a sense of befuddlement, I will demand it all be shut down
you all may continue
As soon as there is one that gives me a sense of befuddlement, I will demand it all be shut down
August 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As long as each post here is made for my consumption,
you all may continue
As soon as there is one that gives me a sense of befuddlement, I will demand it all be shut down
you all may continue
As soon as there is one that gives me a sense of befuddlement, I will demand it all be shut down
Home Alone / The Terminal
mashup
mashup
August 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Home Alone / The Terminal
mashup
mashup
The realization that you’re the 70th to ‘like’ something
Not nice
Not nice
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The realization that you’re the 70th to ‘like’ something
Not nice
Not nice
Those who Heil
tend to Fail
tend to Fail
Skrev lite om bekymren för Tesla: heilar man så failar man www.dn.se/ledare/isobe...
Isobel Hadley-Kamptz: Hoppsan – folk vill visst inte köpa elbilar av någon som flörtar med nazism
På en fri marknad blev man inte broke av att vara woke. Men, har det visat sig: heilar man så failar man.
www.dn.se
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Those who Heil
tend to Fail
tend to Fail
EL-P!!!
July 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
EL-P!!!
Loved him on Community
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Loved him on Community
July 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM