Jennifer Linde
@jensprite.bsky.social
UMN prof married to cranky poet ▪︎ middle-aged cat lady ▪︎ 〽️ Go Blue! ▪︎ I was on Jeopardy!, it was fun ▪︎ this timeline sucks ▪︎ fuck fascists
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Jennifer Linde
@jensprite.bsky.social
· May 8
Give me a nation run by boring assholes who care about Getting Things Done Properly.
please? ever again?
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Denali National Park, Alaska, USA
SOUTH: Cusco/Machu Picchu, Peru
NORTH: Denali National Park, Alaska, USA
SOUTH: Cusco/Machu Picchu, Peru
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
presented without comment
Minnesota content: Vikings on the TV (on mute), The Current’s Time Machine weekend on the radio (it’s 1985 now)
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Minnesota content: Vikings on the TV (on mute), The Current’s Time Machine weekend on the radio (it’s 1985 now)
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Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
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I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
Mr. Kennedy said it’s an individual choice as to whether or not to vaccinate.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
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can you imagine sitting in a room while a 79 year old sexist pig roasts your female colleague and you say exactly jack shit about it
unreal
unreal
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
can you imagine sitting in a room while a 79 year old sexist pig roasts your female colleague and you say exactly jack shit about it
unreal
unreal
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I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
absolute trash
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
absolute trash
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I think people should not forget who helped push for a ban on their weed drinks
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think people should not forget who helped push for a ban on their weed drinks
When I was around 7-9 years old, I used to drag my dad outside to stargaze on cold, clear nights. Spotting Orion was always a treat, but we never saw it like this from my driveway in Michigan 💖
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When I was around 7-9 years old, I used to drag my dad outside to stargaze on cold, clear nights. Spotting Orion was always a treat, but we never saw it like this from my driveway in Michigan 💖
looking up to the southwest in Minneapolis
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
looking up to the southwest in Minneapolis
from my front porch
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
from my front porch
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I like thinking about everyone running outside and gazing at the sky together.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I like thinking about everyone running outside and gazing at the sky together.
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And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
😑
jacob frey won
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
😑
I'd get one subscription for my tween niece and one for my adult self
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'd get one subscription for my tween niece and one for my adult self
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Minneapolis deserves a mayor who will work for every part of our city, one who will focus on outcomes, not promises. We deserve a mayor with vision, one who will work cooperatively with everyone, even if we sometimes disagree.
Here’s some of what I hope we can work on – together.
Here’s some of what I hope we can work on – together.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Minneapolis deserves a mayor who will work for every part of our city, one who will focus on outcomes, not promises. We deserve a mayor with vision, one who will work cooperatively with everyone, even if we sometimes disagree.
Here’s some of what I hope we can work on – together.
Here’s some of what I hope we can work on – together.
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
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Legitimately mad about this. Lots of people in Ward 10 want to vote for the candidate who support alternative transportation. Lydia Millard should stop lying to voters about being a bike advocate. She has very explicitly campaigned against bike, pedestrian, and transit infrastructure.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Legitimately mad about this. Lots of people in Ward 10 want to vote for the candidate who support alternative transportation. Lydia Millard should stop lying to voters about being a bike advocate. She has very explicitly campaigned against bike, pedestrian, and transit infrastructure.
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings