Jeremiah Graves
@jeremiahgraves.bsky.social
suckin' on a chili dog
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If you’re up big against me in fantasy football, don’t text me “you got this. you’re gonna beat me haha” Fuck that. Talk shit to me like you’re supposed to
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you’re up big against me in fantasy football, don’t text me “you got this. you’re gonna beat me haha” Fuck that. Talk shit to me like you’re supposed to
Monday Night Maggie
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Monday Night Maggie
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
I feel like MIT should hook me up with a buyout of, like, $6 million. Comparatively, that seems hella-reasonable. Just give me that cash and y'all will never hear from me again, I promise!
The decision to fire Stoops is a costly one. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days, a result of extensions from Stoops’ winning years.
More details ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
More details ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest football coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I feel like MIT should hook me up with a buyout of, like, $6 million. Comparatively, that seems hella-reasonable. Just give me that cash and y'all will never hear from me again, I promise!
vigilante vibes
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
vigilante vibes
just realized that I was added to a list called "Charlie Kirk Glazers #3" back in September and, my dudeskis, I can't help but think the vetting process for this list was not quite up to snuff
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just realized that I was added to a list called "Charlie Kirk Glazers #3" back in September and, my dudeskis, I can't help but think the vetting process for this list was not quite up to snuff
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i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
I would have slipped and fallen on my ass trying to make a quick cut back to the left and, honestly, I probably would've fumbled the ball in all of the excitement as well.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I would have slipped and fallen on my ass trying to make a quick cut back to the left and, honestly, I probably would've fumbled the ball in all of the excitement as well.
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As everyone knows, the basis of capitalism is that if a product is great you'll need to cram it down everyone's throats (without consent) for years before finally being bailed out by the government
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
As everyone knows, the basis of capitalism is that if a product is great you'll need to cram it down everyone's throats (without consent) for years before finally being bailed out by the government
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
ironically enough - those gas station pump screens are the only streaming service where you can watch Minnesota Twins games in 2026
Little TV screens at the gas station pump blaring ads directly in your face as you spend $70 on a tank of gas is enough to radicalize a person
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ironically enough - those gas station pump screens are the only streaming service where you can watch Minnesota Twins games in 2026
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When i lived in IA, it was a purple state. In the last 20 years, IA took a hard right turn and its politics are indistinguishable from Alabama's, complete with abortion ban and regressive taxes. Now they have horrible brain drain and credulously wonder what caused it.
tinyurl.com/2fyah23c
tinyurl.com/2fyah23c
Iowa needs more doctors. Here's what physicians say must change.
New policy wins — including $150 million for residency expansion and new prior-authorization rules — are giving Iowa physicians hope, but health leaders warns real improvements will take years.
www.thegazette.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When i lived in IA, it was a purple state. In the last 20 years, IA took a hard right turn and its politics are indistinguishable from Alabama's, complete with abortion ban and regressive taxes. Now they have horrible brain drain and credulously wonder what caused it.
tinyurl.com/2fyah23c
tinyurl.com/2fyah23c
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A friendly reminder to locals for this afternoon/evening: walking through snow to a local bar or restaurant, when most else is quiet, is among life’s greatest pleasures.
December 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
A friendly reminder to locals for this afternoon/evening: walking through snow to a local bar or restaurant, when most else is quiet, is among life’s greatest pleasures.
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I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
Eternal Silence in the snow, this morning at Graceland Cemetery
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
unless 'vigorous' means "launching this slimy dickweed into the sun" ... i suspect the oversight will be found lacking
The head of the Senate Armed Services Committee has vowed “vigorous oversight” following a Post report that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the killing of all crew members during the first U.S. strike on suspected drug smugglers in the Caribbean.
Senate committee vows ‘vigorous oversight’ in killing of boat strike survivors
The Republican-led committee’s pledge came after The Post reported that the defense secretary ordered that a U.S. strike on an alleged narcotics boat leave no survivors.
wapo.st
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
unless 'vigorous' means "launching this slimy dickweed into the sun" ... i suspect the oversight will be found lacking
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“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
playing a good ole fashioned game of 'chase' around the apartment with new cat this evening
she ebbs and flows from "haha ... this is fun!" (scamper to new hiding spot) to "WHY IS THIS GIANT FREAK STALKING ME?!" (panicked sprint to the bedroom closet)
it's a work in progress
she ebbs and flows from "haha ... this is fun!" (scamper to new hiding spot) to "WHY IS THIS GIANT FREAK STALKING ME?!" (panicked sprint to the bedroom closet)
it's a work in progress
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
playing a good ole fashioned game of 'chase' around the apartment with new cat this evening
she ebbs and flows from "haha ... this is fun!" (scamper to new hiding spot) to "WHY IS THIS GIANT FREAK STALKING ME?!" (panicked sprint to the bedroom closet)
it's a work in progress
she ebbs and flows from "haha ... this is fun!" (scamper to new hiding spot) to "WHY IS THIS GIANT FREAK STALKING ME?!" (panicked sprint to the bedroom closet)
it's a work in progress
@profanity.accountant — I need the data on this potty mouth.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@profanity.accountant — I need the data on this potty mouth.
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The Chicago Bears should have requested a new Pope years ago.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Chicago Bears should have requested a new Pope years ago.