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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 3h

On the 18th we need to be vigilant for increased violence and provocation by both law enforcement and counter-protestors, both of which will be used to try to justify more violence and authoritarianism.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

too many of you are focused on bari weiss throwing around memos at third place CBS when you should be focused on fundamentals like throwing out the runner at first base with two outs

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16h

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 14h

lather. rinse. repeat.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17h

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 15h

that's the kind of ending that warrants some Thursday night adult beverages

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

this is an 'inner circle of hell' ending to a playoff run ... holy shit, that's absolutely bonkers

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 17h

Dodgers eliminate the Phillies after an Andy Pages hits the ball to the pitcher Orion Kerkering who did not field the ball cleanly, but made an errant throw to home

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

we gotta figure out how to grift these freaks ... some kinda "insider intel about the woke mind virus" or some shit that they can't refuse and will gladly fork over six figures to obtain

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

but ... but ... but ... the schadenfreude!

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

Kylie??

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

Dodgers fans seeing Blake Treinen up in the bullpen.

Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 17h

if she's got a "baby in her placenta” ... the Tylenol and TDS are the least of her worries, you three-day-old rotisserie chicken looking bitch

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 18h

In a perfect world, Jhoan Duran would get his full entrance — lights, pyro, music, etc. — every goddamned time. We're talking home or away. We're talking out of the bullpen or out of the dugout. We're talking when he goes to Chili's for the famous Triple Dipper. We're talking bathroom breaks. Etc.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · Oct 29

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

Nothing included

When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

God, a run on the first cool night of the fall hits so hard even if it’s just a couple miles. Go do it.

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 19h

*Phuck

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 19h

**notices the typo after it's been liked, reposted, and saved**

goddammit!

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 20h

If I were the Philadelphia Phillies, I would simply wear the power blue uniforms all the goddamned time: at home, on the road, in spring training, in the postseason, on the airplane, on the bus, at home watching Netflix, out at Chili's for the famous Triple Dipper, at the grocery store, etc.

Kyle Schwarber looking like the Greek God of BOMBZ as he's flipping his bat after hitting a ball 12,000 feet (citation needed) while wearing the Phillies' super sexxxxy powder blue uniforms.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 22h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 1d

I got both at the same time and was completely fine, but I've never had any sort of reaction to any vaccine in the past (*knocks on wood*).

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d

I would like the 9:08PM game times to end, please.

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 1d

once more ... your boy is staggering to the bathroom to brush his teeth and remove his contacts after midnight this is lunacy ... we do not have to live like this

I am more than willing to ignore my job during the day, but please do not make me stay up late!!

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