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Jesi Su
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Gay trans Texican commie
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bencollins.bsky.social
Cereal costs $11 now.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 2d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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junlper.beer
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
Thanksgiving? yeah, Thanks for always Giving me great posts to read out loud at the dinner table
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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vullen.bsky.social
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
1/3
February 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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ashteroids.bsky.social
responding to any and all attempts to hit me with "good girl" or whatever with a cartoonish "you got it boss!" and a shitty salute
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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moiradonegan.bsky.social
“Male loneliness” is a vague, empirically unfalsifiable Potemkin village of an argument meant to smuggle yet more anti feminism into popular consensus.
September 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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katie.bzky.team
the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
“A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt…”
Trump: A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It's amazing that Melania and I didn't fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day's earlier "post" in The London Times that said UN workers "joked about turning off an escalator." The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn't work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, "Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?" I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters' earpieces, couldn't hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, "How did I do?" And she said, "I couldn't hear a word you said." This wasn't a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I'm sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn't been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 4 ReTruths 13 Likes 9/24/25, 2:46 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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nerdjpg.com
If you say “the Red Army defeated Hitler” every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive
September 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
Team Cherry managed to Silkpost us all
Steam error reading "There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."
September 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
These guys are simply not smart.
sam altman tweet: i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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popeguilty.bsky.social
When you hear about trans women being criminals please remember that cis people consider having sex while trans to be a sex crime
August 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
If you’re young and radical, and every older person in your life is telling you you’re wrong and will understand better when you’re older, just know that if they live long enough, they will sooner or later claim to have been on your side the entire time.
November 8, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Same thing happened with the Iraq War! So many savvy Responsible Adults later admitted it was a huge tragic mistake, but that somehow they were still right for supporting it when they did. Who did they still think WAS wrong, though? Those dumb filthy hippies who opposed it too early!
hamiltonnolan.bsky.social Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · Jul 27
It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
July 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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jenyetagain.bsky.social
man i don't know if a minority says "please don't kill us all" and your response is "fuck you this is why we have trump" i don't know what to say. where is your heart? can you hear your own words?
July 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM