Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
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Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers sweetleafnursery.com
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jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Time to break out this oldie from Trump 1.
Two small animals carry sign that says "if you kill yourself the fascists win"
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mausellmoli.bsky.social
"More than 33,000 plant species are known to be initially mycoheterotrophic during germination and early development. Botanists have also identified about 600 species, nearly half of which are orchids, that have fully abandoned photosynthesis and depend on fungi throughout their lives."
These ‘ghost flowers’ thrive without photosynthesis. One scientist is learning how
Japanese botanist Kenji Suetsugu studies plants that steal carbon and nutrients from soil fungi
www.science.org
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goldwagnathan.bsky.social
I continue to think this is one of the most important and underappreciated media dynamics.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Most of us diet and exercise specifically to avoid having a gut!
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
And whether or not people of bsky agree that it's not overreach doesn't matter. What matters is if the densest both-sidesing journalists agree that it's not overreach.
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nbastat.bsky.social
Jonathan Kuminga on his role on the Warriors

“I don’t ask [Kerr] about roles because I know what he is going to tell me. I don’t waste my energy. I choose not to ask because nobody is going to tell me. It’s whatever.”

#NBA
a man in front of a sign that says " cold beer "
ALT: a man in front of a sign that says " cold beer "
media.tenor.com
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bobbybuckets313.bsky.social
Bucks announcers are hyping up the Cade MVP train - glad others are starting to join the club.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
I just finished reading this book two days ago and recognized the material. 😉
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it
The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
A lot of people want an outcome that will make them feel better. That's not going to happen.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Finally some good news: rap battles are still legal!
joshuajfriedman.com
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
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starshine.bsky.social
dusting off my advanced political science text book that just says orange man lose if orange man president
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
With the exception of buying the Hootie and the Blowfish tape when I was 10, I've listened to almost nothing but rap in my life, and I feel like rap fans have a different definition of "lyricist" than the rest of the planet. I feel like it's a fundamentally different activity.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
The biggest story of the year should be that humanitarian foreign aid was a rounding error for us, but it kept tens of millions of people from starving to death. Or it did, until Musk and his script kiddies ended it.
slothropsmap.bsky.social
I would like to get to a place where consigning 14 million people to death isn’t described as “DOGE didn’t do much.”
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Did DOGE save us $2 trillion?

“Not even close. .. Total spending excluding interest rose $220 billion, or 4%, for the entire fiscal year.” 🤡

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/tari...
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
@theophite.bsky.social said something once, and I've been trying to remember the wording he used for years now, but the gist of it was: "children are temporarily oppressed human beings."
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enirenberg.bsky.social
Gee, I'm starting to think that maybe it's a bad idea to provide these services with identity documents...
404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...
The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
www.404media.co
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
If an ICE agent asks where someone you know is hiding, it is your categorical imperative to lie because consider the effects to society if everybody started turning their friends in to ICE!
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carlzimmer.com
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
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jgsimmerman.bsky.social
This is how I'm finding out Harrison Tyler passed away.
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texaskrusty.bsky.social
They all thought Trump was done. Including McConnell and the Republicans.

Because even the Republican leadership doesn’t understand him or their base.
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lordbusinessman.bsky.social
Trump said today with glee that CNN is dying like a dog and even though I hate him to the bone I chuckled because it -is- indeed funny that CNN is dying like a dog, and it is
passantino.bsky.social
CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements
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jamellebouie.net
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
I was thinking the same thing.