Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers
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I don't believe we live in a simulation, but I could be convinced by guys named Pete Skandal popping up to do scandals.
D.A. Fani Willis had the courage, the grit, the experience, the facts, and the law to bring Trump to account.
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Georgia prosecutor who took over 2020 election interference case drops charges against Trump and others
Pete Skandalakis, who took over the case after Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis was disqualified, said the case was "without precedent."
www.nbcnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don't believe we live in a simulation, but I could be convinced by guys named Pete Skandal popping up to do scandals.
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Jaylen Brown pushes off nonstop. They could have gotten him at least three other times this game alone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Jaylen Brown pushes off nonstop. They could have gotten him at least three other times this game alone.
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excited for three more years of groyper cleveland
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
excited for three more years of groyper cleveland
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1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
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They look like donkey human hybrids and its amazing that JFK and RFK Sr were considered sex symbols, I have to assume it was because actual hot people hadn't been invented in America yet
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They look like donkey human hybrids and its amazing that JFK and RFK Sr were considered sex symbols, I have to assume it was because actual hot people hadn't been invented in America yet
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
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This really is the most awesome product. Male (gay) sheep are usually culled because they don’t reproduce, but a sheep farmer has rescued them and they have a line of clothing produced from their wool to support the gay sheep.
a man is sitting on a couch and saying " i feel like that needs to be celebrated "
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and saying " i feel like that needs to be celebrated "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This really is the most awesome product. Male (gay) sheep are usually culled because they don’t reproduce, but a sheep farmer has rescued them and they have a line of clothing produced from their wool to support the gay sheep.
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Of the 8000 plant species introduced to cities around the world, about 300 are in cities on every continent and about 90 are basically in every city. Urbanization has selected for a common set of species that are the fingerprint of our activity: The urban florome.
onlinelibrary.wiley....
onlinelibrary.wiley....
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Of the 8000 plant species introduced to cities around the world, about 300 are in cities on every continent and about 90 are basically in every city. Urbanization has selected for a common set of species that are the fingerprint of our activity: The urban florome.
onlinelibrary.wiley....
onlinelibrary.wiley....
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These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
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Best advice is to wear little bells, so the bears know you're coming, and carry bear spray. It also helps to be able to identify scat. Black bear scat has undigested bits of berries and twigs. Grizzly bear scat smells like bear spray and has little bells in it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Best advice is to wear little bells, so the bears know you're coming, and carry bear spray. It also helps to be able to identify scat. Black bear scat has undigested bits of berries and twigs. Grizzly bear scat smells like bear spray and has little bells in it.
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Is he holding a rosary while being touted as the most powerful man in *science*?
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is he holding a rosary while being touted as the most powerful man in *science*?
Worst take he's ever had, and I once saw him say he doesn't like Illmatic because he doesn't like jazz.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Worst take he's ever had, and I once saw him say he doesn't like Illmatic because he doesn't like jazz.
Found the Murdoch ethos.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Found the Murdoch ethos.
You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like
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there are so many different ways to chill out and calm down
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
there are so many different ways to chill out and calm down
Simpsons did it
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Simpsons did it
What is 'the most common way to blow a lead in an NFL game?'
The Eagles opened up their offense to start this game, scored points, looked fun, got a 3-score lead, and then went right into extreme conservative mode.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What is 'the most common way to blow a lead in an NFL game?'
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"It would not be profitable."
- Simulacra and Simulation
- Simulacra and Simulation
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"It would not be profitable."
- Simulacra and Simulation
- Simulacra and Simulation
Seeing the former Detroit Shock in the news is probably the closest I'll ever get to knowing how Seattle SuperSonics fans feel.
For the second year in a row, the Dallas Wings won the No. 1 overall pick in the 2026 WNBA draft.
Rest of the lottery order:
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
Rest of the lottery order:
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Seeing the former Detroit Shock in the news is probably the closest I'll ever get to knowing how Seattle SuperSonics fans feel.
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N. truncata x merrrilliana 'Striped' EP makes a great sleeping bag for a fellow bug eater
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
N. truncata x merrrilliana 'Striped' EP makes a great sleeping bag for a fellow bug eater
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
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I will say it again and again. all conspiracy theories collapse to the same conspiracy theory.
"Actually, you can cure cancer with a fruit diet, but America is controlled by Big Pharma"
"why don't other countries do this? Surely China -"
"....ok so there's this transnational cabal of elites..."
"Actually, you can cure cancer with a fruit diet, but America is controlled by Big Pharma"
"why don't other countries do this? Surely China -"
"....ok so there's this transnational cabal of elites..."
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I will say it again and again. all conspiracy theories collapse to the same conspiracy theory.
"Actually, you can cure cancer with a fruit diet, but America is controlled by Big Pharma"
"why don't other countries do this? Surely China -"
"....ok so there's this transnational cabal of elites..."
"Actually, you can cure cancer with a fruit diet, but America is controlled by Big Pharma"
"why don't other countries do this? Surely China -"
"....ok so there's this transnational cabal of elites..."
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"The word is free, but I am not; the space is so saturated, the pressure of all which wants to be heard so strong that I am no longer capable of knowing what I want."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"The word is free, but I am not; the space is so saturated, the pressure of all which wants to be heard so strong that I am no longer capable of knowing what I want."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
I see Pistons fans on reddit talking about "can the Pistons go undefeated until January" and I'm not touching that talk because after I (jokingly) posted this quoted post in October 2023, the Pistons lost 28 straight games.
They may never lose again!
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I see Pistons fans on reddit talking about "can the Pistons go undefeated until January" and I'm not touching that talk because after I (jokingly) posted this quoted post in October 2023, the Pistons lost 28 straight games.
I like this. This team feels crazy deep right now and those deep bench guys played great when everybody was injured.
JB said he's sticking with a 12-man rotation for now. "We’re going to give guys opportunity, especially in the first half and see how the game progresses in the second half. It may not always be easy but guys are going to have an opportunity because they’ve earned it."
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I like this. This team feels crazy deep right now and those deep bench guys played great when everybody was injured.