Jim 🤘
@jimsimmons.bsky.social
Dungeon. 🗝️
Carl. 🧍♂️
Donut. 🐾
God damn it. 💀
💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer 🔹Lover of Labs 🔹Tolerator of cats
Carl. 🧍♂️
Donut. 🐾
God damn it. 💀
💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer 🔹Lover of Labs 🔹Tolerator of cats
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How I look scrolling through the comments regardless of how I answer
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
How I look scrolling through the comments regardless of how I answer
If you see this, post a rabbit.
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February 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
If you see this, post a rabbit.
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An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
An online ad for "Personal Assistant to Paris Hilton" includes requirements:
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
- Ability to lift up to 40 lbs.
- Pack suitcases, travel bags, and purses with precision and foresight
plus under "other perks":
- Employee discount program and in office snacks
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Happiness
Is
🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
We might not be perfect😊
🕊️&❤️make us second to none✌️
Together we stand strong free🫶🇨🇦
Is
🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
We might not be perfect😊
🕊️&❤️make us second to none✌️
Together we stand strong free🫶🇨🇦
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Happiness
Is
🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
We might not be perfect😊
🕊️&❤️make us second to none✌️
Together we stand strong free🫶🇨🇦
Is
🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦
We might not be perfect😊
🕊️&❤️make us second to none✌️
Together we stand strong free🫶🇨🇦
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I think we are going to have a Democratic-controlled Senate.
And all we will need for the leadership of that Democratic Senate to do is hold actual, real, impeachment trials.
As the Constitution requires.
Not the bullshit fake trials like the ones that the Senate held in 2020 and 2021...
And all we will need for the leadership of that Democratic Senate to do is hold actual, real, impeachment trials.
As the Constitution requires.
Not the bullshit fake trials like the ones that the Senate held in 2020 and 2021...
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I think we are going to have a Democratic-controlled Senate.
And all we will need for the leadership of that Democratic Senate to do is hold actual, real, impeachment trials.
As the Constitution requires.
Not the bullshit fake trials like the ones that the Senate held in 2020 and 2021...
And all we will need for the leadership of that Democratic Senate to do is hold actual, real, impeachment trials.
As the Constitution requires.
Not the bullshit fake trials like the ones that the Senate held in 2020 and 2021...
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The DOJ is monitoring what lawmakers search for in the Epstein files. Maybe they could put that same energy into monitoring, I don’t know… the people in the files.
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The DOJ is monitoring what lawmakers search for in the Epstein files. Maybe they could put that same energy into monitoring, I don’t know… the people in the files.
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If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. This one is dark. It's intimate enough to feel whispered but sharp enough to leave a mark. It unfolds softly, then lingers. I hope you enjoy it! 🙂
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Clown Who Only Performed for One Person (A Short Story)
Love can twist into anything.
medium.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. This one is dark. It's intimate enough to feel whispered but sharp enough to leave a mark. It unfolds softly, then lingers. I hope you enjoy it! 🙂
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
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I always liked the Kevin Costner version of Robin Hood from the 90's, but I decided to watch the later version with Russell Crow on HBO. How did I forget Oscar Issac was in this film. 🔥 LOL
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I always liked the Kevin Costner version of Robin Hood from the 90's, but I decided to watch the later version with Russell Crow on HBO. How did I forget Oscar Issac was in this film. 🔥 LOL
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#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣5️⃣ - Guest Host's Choice: Host Catbriar picks the prompt.
Song with any of following: Word five; multiples of 5 (like 10, 15, 20, etc.); okay; message received; or all good here.
The Doors ~ Five To One
youtu.be/oOzpncIHCLs?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣5️⃣ - Guest Host's Choice: Host Catbriar picks the prompt.
Song with any of following: Word five; multiples of 5 (like 10, 15, 20, etc.); okay; message received; or all good here.
The Doors ~ Five To One
youtu.be/oOzpncIHCLs?...
Five to One
YouTube video by The Doors - Topic
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣5️⃣ - Guest Host's Choice: Host Catbriar picks the prompt.
Song with any of following: Word five; multiples of 5 (like 10, 15, 20, etc.); okay; message received; or all good here.
The Doors ~ Five To One
youtu.be/oOzpncIHCLs?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣5️⃣ - Guest Host's Choice: Host Catbriar picks the prompt.
Song with any of following: Word five; multiples of 5 (like 10, 15, 20, etc.); okay; message received; or all good here.
The Doors ~ Five To One
youtu.be/oOzpncIHCLs?...
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Really Faux News RFK, Mike Tyson and some Unknown dude telling us what we should and should not be eating ….. yall are big Fing dumbasses
a man in a plaid shirt and glasses says you 're getting on my last nerve
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and glasses says you 're getting on my last nerve
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Really Faux News RFK, Mike Tyson and some Unknown dude telling us what we should and should not be eating ….. yall are big Fing dumbasses
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💙 these guys!
February 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
💙 these guys!
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February 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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Add a word; ruin a movie.
"ETA?"
"ETA?"
Add a word, run a movie 🍿
Top Glue Gun
Maverick feels the need... the need for scrapbooking.
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Top Glue Gun
Maverick feels the need... the need for scrapbooking.
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February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Add a word; ruin a movie.
"ETA?"
"ETA?"
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It’s Saturday!!
Today’s 2T1L is The Valentine’s Day Edition (smart, huh?)
Reveal later today 🤗
#OurDailyThread
#TwamilyTag
@murphyjencubs.bsky.social
@picchiboo.bsky.social
Today’s 2T1L is The Valentine’s Day Edition (smart, huh?)
Reveal later today 🤗
#OurDailyThread
#TwamilyTag
@murphyjencubs.bsky.social
@picchiboo.bsky.social
a cartoon of snoopy holding a pair of scissors with the words happy valentine 's day written below him
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy holding a pair of scissors with the words happy valentine 's day written below him
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It’s Saturday!!
Today’s 2T1L is The Valentine’s Day Edition (smart, huh?)
Reveal later today 🤗
#OurDailyThread
#TwamilyTag
@murphyjencubs.bsky.social
@picchiboo.bsky.social
Today’s 2T1L is The Valentine’s Day Edition (smart, huh?)
Reveal later today 🤗
#OurDailyThread
#TwamilyTag
@murphyjencubs.bsky.social
@picchiboo.bsky.social
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#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣4️⃣ - Valentine's Day: Song about true love. ❤︎💋
Stephen Sanchez ~ Until I Found You
youtu.be/GxldQ9eX2wo?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣4️⃣ - Valentine's Day: Song about true love. ❤︎💋
Stephen Sanchez ~ Until I Found You
youtu.be/GxldQ9eX2wo?...
Stephen Sanchez - Until I Found You (Official Video)
YouTube video by StephenSanchezVEVO
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣4️⃣ - Valentine's Day: Song about true love. ❤︎💋
Stephen Sanchez ~ Until I Found You
youtu.be/GxldQ9eX2wo?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
February ️1️⃣4️⃣ - Valentine's Day: Song about true love. ❤︎💋
Stephen Sanchez ~ Until I Found You
youtu.be/GxldQ9eX2wo?...
Post an image you can hear
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February 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Post an image you can hear
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Here we go again 🙄.
Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Here we go again 🙄.
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Ms Brier all dressed up!
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Ms Brier all dressed up!