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95 years old. BlueSky account owner. Love to go to work at my job
Sorry, the terms of service state very clearly that you're not allowed to be convinced to kill yourself by the AI as it gradually and methodically convinces you to kill yourself
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ouija board believers, religious fanatics, and egomaniacs literally do not stand a chance when confronted with something like this
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.

She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.

All charges against her have been dropped.

In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
LOL
hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Leftists, we condemn you as un-American and evil. Your ideology has caused over 100 billion deaths worldwide. We will not endorse or speak positively about your candidates. Also you must vote for us, and it's always your fault if we lose
Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries

Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tolerating "woke raytheon" lulling people to sleep with insincere pro-equality messaging brought us to this point, where now even our most basic assumptions about human rights, abroad and now at home, are being tested. They will always pull the rug out from under you. 50% solidarity doesn't cut it
Woke Raytheon is much better than unwoke Raytheon because one shows a company that feels an obligation towards society (even if cynical) in a way the other does not. Signaled virtue is still better than vice of any type.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I hope the president and his allies decide to release all of the documents related to the president having sex with children
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean sure but using a Clinton as the counterpoint here is hilarious
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I wish somebody should do something about all these famous pedophiles that wantonly starve and kill millions of people each year for fun! Ah well back to my spreadsheets
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cool, the plan to restore democracy and defeat fascism is to primary various senators 3 and 5 years from now. I'm sure the American political body will be the same then, and everyone will remember as well. Let's just wait this thing out
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wow here I am, 100% informed of how ChatGPT encouraged that kid to kill himself for months while maintaining the upbeat tone and humor of a Chili's commercial. Think I'll go ahead and use it to look up a recipe now, can think of no reasons not to!
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This mf is not gonna be *alive* in ten years, much less deliver all this shit lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Fuck you, Andrew Cuomo 👍👍👍
BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What is tilly norwood up to? Any new projects?
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Trying to imagine explaining a scenario where a former Governor runs for Mayor, endorsed by former Mayors, a Republican President, local media, and still gets spanked by an inexperienced opponent who cannot get the national leaders of his party, who live in his city, to endorse him!
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I really hope Americans understand that the forced famine in Gaza and this are intrinsically connected
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM