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People know that F bombs aren't real bombs, right?
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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As Jene points out, this isn't ICE, these are the cops allegedly under the command of the politicians saying "I demand ICE leave" on TV bsky.app/profile/luck...
This helicopter is Minnesota State Patrol.

These are the "good guys" Walz wants us to trust while they torture people like this. Fuck that helicopter.
getting less calm by the second 💀
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Oof.
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I just hate it
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I post this not as a distraction, but as a way to possibly let some feelings move in reasonance with sound. For me, it covers contemplation, exuberant physicalized joy, determination, grief, and intention: sound.jklabs.net/post/8051467...
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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"is it safe to go buy a birthday present for our child or might i be killed, especially considering two people who look functionally just like me were kidnapped yesterday on the same block i'm going to" is a real conversation happening in our house rn!
All of the ordinary errands I've wanted to run this week have turned out to be at our near the location of violence by federal agents
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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my take is that I have never done cocaine but seeing “Vance’s twisted and wrongheaded view of Christianity has been repudiated by two popes” printed in one of the country’s largest Catholic publications hits like I imagine cocaine feels
@clairewillett.bsky.social would love to hear your take on this!
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I am going to become the monkey killer that fucking guy and his fucking paw are DOING my HEAD IN
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"

you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Catching up on today's illegal murder by the state between work meetings is more than a little jarring
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Too many living nightmares
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
We must speak plainly: January 6th was an attempted coup. It was an effort to nullify millions of lawful votes and subvert the will of the American people.
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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I mean does this sound familiar or anything
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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One thing about this regime, you don’t have to do any hard data collection to social network analysis of interlocking directorates. They just…tweet it out.
😳 Thiel Fellowship co-founder Michael Gibson & American Moment founder Nick Solheim led a 2024 talk about colonizing Greenland. Gibson wrote yesterday that someone shld “pitch Rubio on building a charter city in Venezuela…” In reply, his colleague tagged an American Moment alum IN THE STATE DEPT. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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a very cop-loving, church-going, literal little old lady is our block's ICE watch captain. We're going to win.
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Stephen Miller as Viceroy of the Venezuelan Territories is a nightmarish thought.
Don't worry, they're considering putting Stephen Miller in charge....

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Rang in the new year with @bradykriss.bsky.social and Four Tet. Not bad at all.
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM