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The reason we are here...

Too many movies in the 80's had bad guys turning good at the end.

JD Vance is not gonna be your wingman anytime.

Elon Musk isn't going to train you for your boxing match.

Donald Trump isn't your father, and he will not toss the emperor down a space chute.

#BlameThe80s
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Threatening a U.S. Senator because you don’t like what he said is never acceptable—especially when all he said is that troops should follow the law.
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.

If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.

If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Linda McMahon has been hit in the head too many times with a folding chair.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What the FUCK is going on here, Charlie Brown?
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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🎤MIC DROP!🎤

Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.

Thanks for eating arbys
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
But by all means companies… keep moving your critical operations to the cloud!

www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
Severe internet outages keep happening — and they might get worse
Growing reliance on a handful of major internet infrastructure companies has led to major disruptions, sparking everything from political pressure to computer science memes.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Apparently I’m not cool enough on X to have my location doxxed.

Or they turned it off.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The X location thing will result in a BUNCH of accounts saying they use VPNs which is why their locations are not in the US.

Which is actually a bullshit lie.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wanna put my tender heart in a blender
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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soooooooooomeBODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.

She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.

All charges against her have been dropped.

In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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If AI wants to be a truly worthy artist, we can start torturing it, blacklisting it, undervaluing it, pretending to be friends with it and then stealing all the money.

And after it is bullied into suicide by bricking its own data centers, then we can posthumously declare it *almost* a true artist.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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PSA: The President of the United States is a dangerous stochastic terrorist.

🧵1/6
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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😜 PEAK A BOO!

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😜 Visit MariaBamfordComedy.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Why hell is *anyone* giving Allison Mack the opportunity to rehabilitate her reputation?

Seriously?

She's like a mini Ghislaine Maxwell.

I get your pod needs views Michael Rosenbaum, but damn is it stupid to give oxygen to a fire.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajZ1...
ALLISON MACK: From Smallville to Cult Scandal & Taking Accountability for It Today
YouTube video by Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Trump is directly trying to get democratic lawmakers killed. It’s not subtle. This is beyond crazy
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Jon Gaines (Gainsec), the offensive security researcher who was featured in my recent video, lost employment today.

Jon discovered the vast majority of the vulnerabilities with Flock Safety (among many other things) on his own time, which I believe will ultimately result in Americans being safer. 🧵
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.

Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM