Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce
@jockbruce.bsky.social
Retired futteret trainer. Sometime civil servant. Fossicker in archives.
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the cat has a very particular noise when he's staring at birds he wants to but can't murder and I think he's blaming it on woke.
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
the cat has a very particular noise when he's staring at birds he wants to but can't murder and I think he's blaming it on woke.
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Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
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That penguin is seriously fucking lost
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
That penguin is seriously fucking lost
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A hideous, unbelievable insult to our allies, who suffered a full third of the war dead in Afghanistan. And this from a soulless swine who knows everything about using his bone spurs to stay all the way back, entirely off the front lines.
Every day, he shames the United States as a nation.
Every day, he shames the United States as a nation.
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
A hideous, unbelievable insult to our allies, who suffered a full third of the war dead in Afghanistan. And this from a soulless swine who knows everything about using his bone spurs to stay all the way back, entirely off the front lines.
Every day, he shames the United States as a nation.
Every day, he shames the United States as a nation.
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oh i would fly five thousand miles
and I would fly five thousand more
just to be the man who flew ten thousand
miles to say 'he's not my mayor'
and I would fly five thousand more
just to be the man who flew ten thousand
miles to say 'he's not my mayor'
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
oh i would fly five thousand miles
and I would fly five thousand more
just to be the man who flew ten thousand
miles to say 'he's not my mayor'
and I would fly five thousand more
just to be the man who flew ten thousand
miles to say 'he's not my mayor'
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Still the best lunch bargain anywhere: big old hotdog and a Coke for $1.50 at Costco.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Still the best lunch bargain anywhere: big old hotdog and a Coke for $1.50 at Costco.
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Letter in Times today
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Letter in Times today
A classic of the genre ...
I don't think you have the information to say this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A classic of the genre ...
That’s a real ‘grumpy uncle who’s been told the free bar is shut’ vibe there.
This is the Foreign Minister of Denmark and the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Greenland sharing a cigarette after meeting JD Vance
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
That’s a real ‘grumpy uncle who’s been told the free bar is shut’ vibe there.
Bookmarking this. Just to see how it ages.
If Trump invades Greenland, the Europeans won't fight back, Republicans will defend it, Democrats will issue statements, there will be protests, and most Americans will disapprove of it enough to earn Democrats a bit more of the vote in November. Then on to the next thing.
More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Bookmarking this. Just to see how it ages.
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Elon Musk calls the UK government "Fascist"? Elon "The Great Replacement is Real" Musk?
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Elon Musk calls the UK government "Fascist"? Elon "The Great Replacement is Real" Musk?
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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intelligence analysis is about seeing how truly pedantic you can be while still getting a pat on the head
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
intelligence analysis is about seeing how truly pedantic you can be while still getting a pat on the head
The biter bit.
Germany’s foreign intelligence agency (BND) intercepted phone conversations of former President Barack Obama while he was aboard Air Force One over several years. The interceptions exploited vulnerabilities in the aircraft’s encryption and known frequencies.
www.zeit.de/politik/ausl...
www.zeit.de/politik/ausl...
Spionage: BND hörte jahrelang US-Präsident Barack Obama ab
Der deutsche Geheimdienst überwachte regelmäßig Telefonate des damaligen US-Präsidenten an Bord der Air Force One. Erlaubnis von Angela Merkel hatte der BND nicht.
www.zeit.de
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The biter bit.
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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“caramelized onions bring complex flavor to this quick—“ okay i’m going to stop you right there
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“caramelized onions bring complex flavor to this quick—“ okay i’m going to stop you right there
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it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
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Trying to reverse image search (one of the great features of Google in recent years) on an image I know to be a mundane Edinburgh Corporation electrical transformer room, to try and find an original source for it, Google now instead confidently tells me this is an image of the control room in GCHQ 🤦♂️
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trying to reverse image search (one of the great features of Google in recent years) on an image I know to be a mundane Edinburgh Corporation electrical transformer room, to try and find an original source for it, Google now instead confidently tells me this is an image of the control room in GCHQ 🤦♂️
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Ah yes, Zulu, that classic film about the Battle of Woke's Drift...
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ah yes, Zulu, that classic film about the Battle of Woke's Drift...
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Social Justice Warriors, sir. Thousands of them.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Social Justice Warriors, sir. Thousands of them.
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"Men want one thing and it's disgusting"
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"Men want one thing and it's disgusting"
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Snake handling, but handing the snake to your kid.
“The vaccination has stuff we don’t trust,” said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died of measles. In March, Tom Bartlett wrote about his visit with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy.
Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/yADSKik3?lin...
Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/yADSKik3?lin...
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Snake handling, but handing the snake to your kid.
Gosh! Just read something in the Guardian I actually agree with. Going to sit down quietly with a cup of sweet milky tea until I've recovered.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The hill I will die on: Faux Cyrillic is a load of old crдp | Viv Groskop
To the designers of film posters, I suppose it looks cleverly exotic – but there are 250 million readers of Cyrillic globally, and its misuse grinds our gears, says comedian and author Viv Groskop
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gosh! Just read something in the Guardian I actually agree with. Going to sit down quietly with a cup of sweet milky tea until I've recovered.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The Naughty List has a surprising amount of redactions this year.
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Naughty List has a surprising amount of redactions this year.
If/if this is true it is jawdroppingly incompetent. I spent a couple of years doing irreversible redactions to pdfs - it ain’t rocket science.
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If/if this is true it is jawdroppingly incompetent. I spent a couple of years doing irreversible redactions to pdfs - it ain’t rocket science.
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Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.