jodiesattva
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Bio-Neural Entropy Machine / Astral Projection / Chief Chill Officer
Irreverent, gender non-compliant, disabled w/ #mecfs cook/gamer/dogmom. CYT🕉, EIT🧪 #IDIC
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OH THE HUE-MANATEE
Irreverent, gender non-compliant, disabled w/ #mecfs cook/gamer/dogmom. CYT🕉, EIT🧪 #IDIC
youtube.com/@jodiesattva
twitch.tv/jodiesattva
OH THE HUE-MANATEE
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Pro-tip: bake your leftover frangipane with some dark chocolate chips. It's all the best parts of a chewy chocolate chip cookie plus über-caramelized bottom. #baking
Pro-tip: bake your leftover frangipane with some dark chocolate chips. It's all the best parts of a chewy chocolate chip cookie plus über-caramelized bottom. #baking
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pro-tip: bake your leftover frangipane with some dark chocolate chips. It's all the best parts of a chewy chocolate chip cookie plus über-caramelized bottom. #baking
Is Captain Janeway's cooking better or worse than Mr. Neelix's leola root stew?
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is Captain Janeway's cooking better or worse than Mr. Neelix's leola root stew?
Feeling empowered (just changed Medicare Part D plan)
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Feeling empowered (just changed Medicare Part D plan)
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I can't fw someone who doesn't know the difference between North Carolina and South Carolina
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can't fw someone who doesn't know the difference between North Carolina and South Carolina
Dear Roku,
Your commercials are bad and make no sense. I hope you didn't pay a lot for them.
Your commercials are bad and make no sense. I hope you didn't pay a lot for them.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dear Roku,
Your commercials are bad and make no sense. I hope you didn't pay a lot for them.
Your commercials are bad and make no sense. I hope you didn't pay a lot for them.
I've tasted them all and can't pick a favorite
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've tasted them all and can't pick a favorite
They are out and cooling. Now we wait. I guess I could have a verdict in 6 days.
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They are out and cooling. Now we wait. I guess I could have a verdict in 6 days.
I am currently running a homemade pop-tart test. Ready-made pie dough, homemade frangipane, 6 different jams.
The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
They're almost ready now and will not be iced.
The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
They're almost ready now and will not be iced.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am currently running a homemade pop-tart test. Ready-made pie dough, homemade frangipane, 6 different jams.
The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
They're almost ready now and will not be iced.
The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
They're almost ready now and will not be iced.
The reason Voyager is so good: half the crew are "malcontents, outlaws, and mercenaries" (aka Maquis aka misfits) as described by Tuvok in S2 E16, "Meld," featuring Brad Dourif, quite possibly my favorite guest star. #trek
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The reason Voyager is so good: half the crew are "malcontents, outlaws, and mercenaries" (aka Maquis aka misfits) as described by Tuvok in S2 E16, "Meld," featuring Brad Dourif, quite possibly my favorite guest star. #trek
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
A team of scientists has developed a highly accurate blood test for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. The test reads tiny DNA patterns that reveal the biological signature of the illness. For millions who’ve ...
www.sciencedaily.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs
@dansavage.bsky.social have you seen the new Rosetta Stone commercial featuring the old farmer guy learning German (presumably) for the Berlin leather bars?! 🤣🤣🤣
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@dansavage.bsky.social have you seen the new Rosetta Stone commercial featuring the old farmer guy learning German (presumably) for the Berlin leather bars?! 🤣🤣🤣
Regarding American Bake Off, if y'all could replace Zach Cherry with Mateo Lane (and also shoot in America with American judges *cough* Christina Tosi), that would be great. #gabs
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Regarding American Bake Off, if y'all could replace Zach Cherry with Mateo Lane (and also shoot in America with American judges *cough* Christina Tosi), that would be great. #gabs
Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky
The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.
My greatest hope is that researchers find a cure for #mecfs by the time I finish watching every episode of all the Great Baking Shows (at least) three times.
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My greatest hope is that researchers find a cure for #mecfs by the time I finish watching every episode of all the Great Baking Shows (at least) three times.
Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm finally tucking into The Great Canadian Baking Show, and I'm such a James. "Ugly but delicious" 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm finally tucking into The Great Canadian Baking Show, and I'm such a James. "Ugly but delicious" 🤣
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Nobody Wang Chungs tonight anymore and that's sad.
Nobody pours sugar on me anymore and that’s sad
Nobody blames it on the rain anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Nobody Wang Chungs tonight anymore and that's sad.
Dear Pervasive Perfume People:
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
a cartoon character is dancing in a field with a yellow background .
Alt: Gif of Pigpen from Peanuts a dancing in a fetid yellow cloud
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dear Pervasive Perfume People:
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
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Hey so it's almost that time, probably not because of climate change, but do not rake leaf that fall down.
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey so it's almost that time, probably not because of climate change, but do not rake leaf that fall down.
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!