jodiesattva
banner
jodiesattva.com
jodiesattva
@jodiesattva.com
Irreverent cook, gamer, and dogmom

Low-Spoon Gourmet
youtube.com/@jodiesattva
reddit.com/r/jodiesattva

twitch.tv/jodiesattva

♿️ #mecfs 🕉 CYT 🧪 EIT 🖖 #IDIC

Alt text ✅️
pfp: selfie
bg: OH THE HUE-MANATEE
gender: wanker (wa/wer)
Pinned
Sunshine in a bowl chirashizushi: seasoned rice, braised carrot, tamago, ebi, lemon, benishoga #sushi #foodsky
Sunshine in a bowl chirashizushi: seasoned rice, braised carrot, tamago, ebi, lemon, benishoga #sushi #foodsky
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
We got (STL) Bread Co at home. Fuck Panera.

Miller High Life and Schnucks sharp cheddar soup in a homemade sourdough bread bowl #breadsky #foodsky
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Tonight's cooking & baking: steak with whiskey-pepper sauce, shallot butter green beans, baked taters precious, black forest tart (black cocoa pâte sablée, cherry-kirsch jam, chocolate frangipane, kirsch-poached cherries, chantilly cream) #foodsky #baking
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by jodiesattva
i like it when people give their pets very formal names like mr peabody and doctor hiraybashi
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Wdym you don't suprême blood orange when bored? #foodsky #fruit
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Green-ish goddess bagel: castelvetrano olives and fresh cilantro + scallion cream cheese #baking #bagels #breadsky #foodsky
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Leftovers Fried Rice: leftover chicken thighs
marinated & roasted in yogurt and store-bought rogan
josh sauce + leftover buttered peas +
leftover seeded (nigella and cumin) rice +
egg -+ gg paste -+ leftover sauce + cilantro
+lime wedges #wok #dinner #foodsky
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is what (un)refreshing sleep looks like #mecfs #pem #NEISvoid
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by jodiesattva
sorry i can’t go outside today i am being slowly digested by the blanket monster who lives in my bed
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I will not apologize for supporting* anyone** being bullied on the internet.
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Person: you wanna play Duck Hunt?
Me: actually it's a cloaca 😏
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I don't usually take pictures of my TV screen, but when I do, it's literal food porn #CulinaryClassWars
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Omg Lab Director has a Boos Block! 😍 #CulinaryClassWars
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
#CCW is back!!! Witch with a Wok!! What a player, what a name! *Which one will you choose?* BOTH! 😍
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
That's my boo! 💜💜💜
@applescruff909.bsky.social

Now I'm a #FriendofDorothy, but I did not know what AppleScruff meant by #NeighborofFred, so it's good that it was clarified.

I crack up at 'best of times, blurst of times,' & idek why, #lol. AppleScruff is a wit 🧐

ONLY ONE ON MY SIDE for my #Transformers takedown 😤
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by jodiesattva
@applescruff909.bsky.social

Now I'm a #FriendofDorothy, but I did not know what AppleScruff meant by #NeighborofFred, so it's good that it was clarified.

I crack up at 'best of times, blurst of times,' & idek why, #lol. AppleScruff is a wit 🧐

ONLY ONE ON MY SIDE for my #Transformers takedown 😤
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
🎵 twenty- twenty- twenty-four hours to go-o-o I wanna be degraded 🎵

(Some perv's kink anthem)
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by jodiesattva
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is now called "Christmas Crack," 🤷‍♀️ but we called it heath bar back in the olden days (the 80s). Anyway, I pimped it out so hard with a heavy dusting of crushed peanuts and pretzels, toffee bits, freeze-dried kiwi and strawberry bits, and toasted shaved coconut. #foodsky #baking #candy #snack
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by jodiesattva
The Sick Times: 'Telehealth is vital for people with Long COVID. Don’t let it disappear'

Written by Aly Laube

thesicktimes.org/2025/12/19/t...
Telehealth is vital for people with Long COVID. Don’t let it disappear. - The Sick Times
Changes to telehealth policies are more than an inconvenience. For many of us, critical infrastructure is in jeopardy, and we urgently need government policy to protect it.
thesicktimes.org
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Una and my banana dog #dogsky #foodsky #breadsky
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm calling it a "Kyoto Split." It's somewhere between a cream sando and a Devonshire split. #breadsky #baking #foodsky

Homemade "coco-brio" (brioche-like buns made with canned coconut milk as the only liquid) with homemade blueberry jam, Chantilly cream, organic blueberries, and powdered sugar.
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by jodiesattva
I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM