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@johnniedisaster.bsky.social
Jackass. Ne'er-do-well. Mal vivant and ultracrepidarianist. But at least I'm not a goddamned Trumper.
Tweeter deleter.
Tweeter deleter.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
So who is the most realistic replacement for @schumer.senate.gov (D) Vichy?
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So who is the most realistic replacement for @schumer.senate.gov (D) Vichy?
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If people want Schumer to go here is what you need to do.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If people want Schumer to go here is what you need to do.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
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Instead of applying the tax credit to the insurer's bill automatically on behalf of the purchaser I suggest sending them a check so they can...also pay the insurer's bill but with several additional steps.
People love it when doctor's offices do that.
People love it when doctor's offices do that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Instead of applying the tax credit to the insurer's bill automatically on behalf of the purchaser I suggest sending them a check so they can...also pay the insurer's bill but with several additional steps.
People love it when doctor's offices do that.
People love it when doctor's offices do that.
Conservative Victims Complex is very real. It's a personality trait.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Conservative Victims Complex is very real. It's a personality trait.
Schumer gotta go
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Schumer gotta go
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seldom has one man's face more effectively conveyed the exact phrase "I gotta get the fuck outta here"
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
seldom has one man's face more effectively conveyed the exact phrase "I gotta get the fuck outta here"
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
Sliwa is a deranged nutsack, but he's an *authentic* deranged nutsack.
He's not pretending, he is who he says he is, and he actually has a sense of right and wrong that he lives by (in a deranged nutsack sort of way).
I genuinely respect that.
He's not pretending, he is who he says he is, and he actually has a sense of right and wrong that he lives by (in a deranged nutsack sort of way).
I genuinely respect that.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sliwa is a deranged nutsack, but he's an *authentic* deranged nutsack.
He's not pretending, he is who he says he is, and he actually has a sense of right and wrong that he lives by (in a deranged nutsack sort of way).
I genuinely respect that.
He's not pretending, he is who he says he is, and he actually has a sense of right and wrong that he lives by (in a deranged nutsack sort of way).
I genuinely respect that.
Just sitting here, and for some reason wondering who is the most likely candidate to successfully primary Chuck Schumer.
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just sitting here, and for some reason wondering who is the most likely candidate to successfully primary Chuck Schumer.
I'm not feeling celebratory about Dick Cheney's death because the damage is already done. Won't bring the dead back to life. But still, what a shitbag that guy was.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm not feeling celebratory about Dick Cheney's death because the damage is already done. Won't bring the dead back to life. But still, what a shitbag that guy was.
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thank you for the outpouring of support!
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover
www.gofundme.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
thank you for the outpouring of support!
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Democracy Dies In The Bezos
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Democracy Dies In The Bezos
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So it is not great that we're going to lose four entire years preparing for this new reality because the SecDef is a TV host who has never moved beyond the one war he knows but does not understand (the GWOT) and does not have the mental acuity to remotely encompass the scope of his own job.
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So it is not great that we're going to lose four entire years preparing for this new reality because the SecDef is a TV host who has never moved beyond the one war he knows but does not understand (the GWOT) and does not have the mental acuity to remotely encompass the scope of his own job.
So I guess Canada is the 51st state now?
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So I guess Canada is the 51st state now?
Well, fuck. Evil has triumphed. Good does *not* always win.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Well, fuck. Evil has triumphed. Good does *not* always win.
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if this game goes to 2AM does the score roll back to what it was at 1AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
if this game goes to 2AM does the score roll back to what it was at 1AM
How the hell did the Dodgers not score right there
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How the hell did the Dodgers not score right there
I, for one, would like the Dodgers to lose in this inning.
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I, for one, would like the Dodgers to lose in this inning.
Turns out Rapey McFailson isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But still, what a tool that guy is.
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Turns out Rapey McFailson isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But still, what a tool that guy is.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.