Josh Lauritsen
@jolaurit.bsky.social
Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable.
Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they
Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
I love wrestling. I hate driving here
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love wrestling. I hate driving here
The Republican party is a terrorist organization
Trump on his boat strikes: "We're gonna start very soon on land, and I'm sure you're thrilled to hear that."
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Republican party is a terrorist organization
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it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
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Another life completely upended, another family torn apart.
For what?
Who does this benefit? How does this help anyone?
For what?
Who does this benefit? How does this help anyone?
A 19-year-old college student was about to board a flight to surprise her family for Thanksgiving when she was detained at Boston Logan International Airport and deported to Honduras two days later, her father and lawyer said on Sunday.
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving
Any Lucia López Belloza, 19, was detained by immigration agents at the Boston airport before a flight to surprise her family in Texas for Thanksgiving. She is now in Honduras.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Another life completely upended, another family torn apart.
For what?
Who does this benefit? How does this help anyone?
For what?
Who does this benefit? How does this help anyone?
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Sony Motion Pictures? The same company dumb enough to put Morbius back in theaters based on a bunch of morbin time memes? We talking about that Sony? The one that made madame web? the one that shit the bed with the Garfield Spiderman? the studio constantly on the verge of going under? that Sony?
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sony Motion Pictures? The same company dumb enough to put Morbius back in theaters based on a bunch of morbin time memes? We talking about that Sony? The one that made madame web? the one that shit the bed with the Garfield Spiderman? the studio constantly on the verge of going under? that Sony?
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you stayed up too late shitposting.
The trees are really pretty. It almost makes me forget it took 3x as long to get home last night. Almost
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The trees are really pretty. It almost makes me forget it took 3x as long to get home last night. Almost
My 30-minute drive home took 90. Be safe out there, folks
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My 30-minute drive home took 90. Be safe out there, folks
It's @eviluno.bsky.social comeback szn in the producer quiz
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's @eviluno.bsky.social comeback szn in the producer quiz
My birthday is around the corner. Oh boy...
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My birthday is around the corner. Oh boy...
About -5, because I'd probably start running backwards before they caught up and bulldozed me
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
About -5, because I'd probably start running backwards before they caught up and bulldozed me
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I'm sorry I'm stuck in a doctor's office how the Fuck are the Panthers ahead of the Rams? Like I saw they have two picks but What?????
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm sorry I'm stuck in a doctor's office how the Fuck are the Panthers ahead of the Rams? Like I saw they have two picks but What?????
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Pacers doubled their win total. We're so back
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Pacers doubled their win total. We're so back
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Me because Vancouver is facing Inter Miami for the MLS Cup finals. 🫡
a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a globe and saying oh canada
Alt: Ralph from the Simpsons singing oh Canada
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me because Vancouver is facing Inter Miami for the MLS Cup finals. 🫡
Why couldn't Michigan AND Ohio State both lose?
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Why couldn't Michigan AND Ohio State both lose?
Let's check in with IU and Purdue...
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Let's check in with IU and Purdue...
3 wins. Not the worst. We're so back
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
3 wins. Not the worst. We're so back
On this day of Thanksgiving leftovers, I have to honor my grandmother by doing her biggest piece of advice: eat dessert first
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On this day of Thanksgiving leftovers, I have to honor my grandmother by doing her biggest piece of advice: eat dessert first
He even looks like hell in AI
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
He even looks like hell in AI
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Anti-Muslim hate has been core to the MAGA brand for 10 years. It was central to all Trump's campaigns. His first term began with his attempt at imposing an illegal Muslim ban. And if anything, it is only getting worse.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anti-Muslim hate has been core to the MAGA brand for 10 years. It was central to all Trump's campaigns. His first term began with his attempt at imposing an illegal Muslim ban. And if anything, it is only getting worse.
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Stephen Miller is doing raw, open white supremacy. The logics of Andrew Jackson and Adolph Hitler and every Jim Crow lynch mob.
And also, even the Wall Street Journal opinion page thinks the racism has gone too far, which is really saying a lot about exactly how extreme it is 🙃
And also, even the Wall Street Journal opinion page thinks the racism has gone too far, which is really saying a lot about exactly how extreme it is 🙃
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Stephen Miller is doing raw, open white supremacy. The logics of Andrew Jackson and Adolph Hitler and every Jim Crow lynch mob.
And also, even the Wall Street Journal opinion page thinks the racism has gone too far, which is really saying a lot about exactly how extreme it is 🙃
And also, even the Wall Street Journal opinion page thinks the racism has gone too far, which is really saying a lot about exactly how extreme it is 🙃