Josh Lauritsen
@jolaurit.bsky.social
Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable.
Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they
Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they
Lolololololololol
The Amazon Fallout TV countdown that some had hoped would announce a Fallout 3 or Fallout: New Vegas remaster turned out to be neither. https://bit.ly/3ZdDdoD
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Lolololololololol
We're seeing Ghost tonight. There will not be any photos because I'm not allowed to be on my phone inside the building
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
We're seeing Ghost tonight. There will not be any photos because I'm not allowed to be on my phone inside the building
The House always wins
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The House always wins
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Took me longer than it should have...
📸 Mobile_Evening1723
📸 Mobile_Evening1723
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Took me longer than it should have...
📸 Mobile_Evening1723
📸 Mobile_Evening1723
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Bad Bunny is an American citizen.
Corey Lewandowski: "I was really gonna go to the Super Bowl, but then Bad Bunny showed up. Listen -- anybody who is an American has nothing to worry about. It's the rapists and the murderers and the sex traffickers and child pedophiles who are in this country who need to be worried."
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Bad Bunny is an American citizen.
This is your yearly reminder that "six more weeks of winter" and "six more weeks until spring" is the exact same thing, just worded differently
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This is your yearly reminder that "six more weeks of winter" and "six more weeks until spring" is the exact same thing, just worded differently
I don't need a cold plunge, I can just walk outside
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I don't need a cold plunge, I can just walk outside
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omg
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
omg
I saw the Simpsons episode many years before I ever watched Pulp Fiction
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I saw the Simpsons episode many years before I ever watched Pulp Fiction
Vincent being outraged Mia buys a $5 shake. That's about the going rate today
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Vincent being outraged Mia buys a $5 shake. That's about the going rate today
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Maybe a little bit
And she didn't just make Facebook posts ....she was commenting the "I Stand with ICE" thing in ppls ANTI-ICE Facebook posts too lol
And she didn't just make Facebook posts ....she was commenting the "I Stand with ICE" thing in ppls ANTI-ICE Facebook posts too lol
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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NPR discovers “ope”
Some use the word to apologize or point out something noteworthy. It's become a social media obsession among Michiganders, Wisconsinites, and Minnesotans alike.
Where does "ope" come from?
If you live in Michigan, it's very likely you’ve heard someone use the word “ope” more than once. But why do we say it and where does it come from?
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
NPR discovers “ope”
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highly recommend pretty much any of the paleterías around Indy (La Michoacana on Lafayette Rd is our fav), which are locally-owned, have excellent ice cream, *and* aren't owned by racist white ladies
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
highly recommend pretty much any of the paleterías around Indy (La Michoacana on Lafayette Rd is our fav), which are locally-owned, have excellent ice cream, *and* aren't owned by racist white ladies
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The "USA 250" Party is tacky as hell
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The "USA 250" Party is tacky as hell
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"Help fund my next grift!"
Trump: "I'm pleased to announce that Visa is creating a brand new platform that will allow credit card holders to deposit their cash back rewards directly into Trump Accounts. Where's the head of Visa? Thank you very much."
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"Help fund my next grift!"
Is that good?
The Packers are hiring Bobby Babich as their new defensive pass-game coordinator, per @tompelissero.bsky.social.
Babich was a candidate for their DC job in 2024. He instead stayed with the Bills, who promoted him to DC.
Babich was a candidate for their DC job in 2024. He instead stayed with the Bills, who promoted him to DC.
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Is that good?
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If Bezos wasted $75 million daily it would take him nearly a decade to go broke. There can be no just society with billionaires in them. Their very existence as billionaires is a societal failure.
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 PM
If Bezos wasted $75 million daily it would take him nearly a decade to go broke. There can be no just society with billionaires in them. Their very existence as billionaires is a societal failure.
What you're saying is, I'm perfectly fine being a fucking ghoul
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
What you're saying is, I'm perfectly fine being a fucking ghoul
Oh, did Purdue lose? What a shame
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Oh, did Purdue lose? What a shame
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After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.