Jonas Lejon
jonaslejon.bsky.social
Jonas Lejon
@jonaslejon.bsky.social
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January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread

This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.

According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago.

And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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2/ ~old jk is best jk~
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Ehmm... OK....
Apologies to those with sensitive stomachs, remembering when Forney said there would be a “white baby boom” the first time Trump was elected. www.rawstory.com/amp/alt-righ...
Alt-right radio host predicts 'white baby boom' because 'women are having sex dreams about Trump'
www.rawstory.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Good thread!
It's New Year, so time to look back and forward. These are 10 things I think we need to recognise in 2026. It’s a response to what I think are profoundly damaging mistaken assumptions I’ve heard and read from practitioners, journalists, and analysts in 2025. Warning: very long🧵
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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Barfota det är när man haft en utekväll och tar sig hem på ostadiga ben
January 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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By Emma Lundström
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Is it bad that nobody justifiably believes anything Putin says while the President of the United States believes everything he says?
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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This is still so good.
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I think we have a nominee for the prize for the worst written sex scene...
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.

I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Politicians introduced 96 bills targeting transgender student athletes in 2025.

That’s more than 9x the number of trans people playing college sports nationally.
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, the last book I read was Bunny McGarry Shorts by @caimhmc.bsky.social so I assume my job will at least be interesting....
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM