Mr Sitter
@jonleigh.bsky.social
I realise I wasn’t very good value on the other place, but I’m going to try and actually contribute here. Honest. Really going to give it a go. You watch.
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
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I promise, I deliver: as deep a dive as you're going to get on Peter Yates' brilliant BREAKING AWAY, w photos, script excerpts and making-of info.
tremblesighwonder.com/2026/01/28/n...
tremblesighwonder.com/2026/01/28/n...
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I promise, I deliver: as deep a dive as you're going to get on Peter Yates' brilliant BREAKING AWAY, w photos, script excerpts and making-of info.
tremblesighwonder.com/2026/01/28/n...
tremblesighwonder.com/2026/01/28/n...
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Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
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I have rarely felt so seen
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I have rarely felt so seen
Tried to pull a loudspeaker into the back room. It only reached the doorway. Later, needing something from the front room, I ran and hurdled the speaker. Result: a flying headbutt of the doorframe, followed a second later by cracking the back of my head on the speaker. Passed out from embarrassment
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Tried to pull a loudspeaker into the back room. It only reached the doorway. Later, needing something from the front room, I ran and hurdled the speaker. Result: a flying headbutt of the doorframe, followed a second later by cracking the back of my head on the speaker. Passed out from embarrassment
The comedian and Stoke City fan Nick Hancock asked me for the football scores at Leicester station, and I told him them.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The comedian and Stoke City fan Nick Hancock asked me for the football scores at Leicester station, and I told him them.
Incredible. I remember being terrified of her TV presence as a kid.
Alas! It is 31 years since the world was deprived of one of its more colourful culinary characters: Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey – better known as double bigamist, child abandoner, amphetamine user, dangerous driver, and celebrity cook Fanny Cradock
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Incredible. I remember being terrified of her TV presence as a kid.
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25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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@dannykellywords.bsky.social @lordshortcake.bsky.social
Saw this today in Bournville. The University of Turmoil Afloat, maybe?
Saw this today in Bournville. The University of Turmoil Afloat, maybe?
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@dannykellywords.bsky.social @lordshortcake.bsky.social
Saw this today in Bournville. The University of Turmoil Afloat, maybe?
Saw this today in Bournville. The University of Turmoil Afloat, maybe?
September 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
He Might Be a Giant
Make a band singular:
U1
U1
Make a band singular:
Hall and Oat x
Hall and Oat x
September 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He Might Be a Giant
The proof is NOT in the pudding. The proof OF the pudding is in the eating. But it’s too late, isn’t it? Not even sure why it bothers me.
What would your pedantry bot be, friends?
I'm trying to think of what sort of pedantry account I'd run if i got into that game
August 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The proof is NOT in the pudding. The proof OF the pudding is in the eating. But it’s too late, isn’t it? Not even sure why it bothers me.
Channel4's never-ending FrasierLoop is about to renew again. At 10.40, the last ever episode (reboot notwithstanding) will be immediately followed by the first ever. Always feels oddly Sisyphean. #Frasier #Sisyphean #Whatever
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Channel4's never-ending FrasierLoop is about to renew again. At 10.40, the last ever episode (reboot notwithstanding) will be immediately followed by the first ever. Always feels oddly Sisyphean. #Frasier #Sisyphean #Whatever
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Roses are red
Spaghetti's made of pasta
Spaghetti's made of pasta
March 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Roses are red
Spaghetti's made of pasta
Spaghetti's made of pasta
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The names are the best part about Crufts
March 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The names are the best part about Crufts
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January 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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If I have one regret in life it’s that I just watched Midsommar.
January 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If I have one regret in life it’s that I just watched Midsommar.
Number 3 is @petepaphides.bsky.social’s fault. He posted a link to it in the spring and I couldn’t stop listening to it for a fortnight, preventing a Royal Scam clean sweep.
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Number 3 is @petepaphides.bsky.social’s fault. He posted a link to it in the spring and I couldn’t stop listening to it for a fortnight, preventing a Royal Scam clean sweep.
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"escorting an old dear to Pump Island"
November 30, 2024 at 1:13 PM
"escorting an old dear to Pump Island"
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Children watching a performance of Saint George and the Dragon at an outdoor puppet theater in Paris, 1963 by Alfred Eisenstaedt. I love everything about this photo.
November 23, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Children watching a performance of Saint George and the Dragon at an outdoor puppet theater in Paris, 1963 by Alfred Eisenstaedt. I love everything about this photo.
Google reminds me that it’s five years to the day since I touched Joe Brown’s banjo.
November 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Google reminds me that it’s five years to the day since I touched Joe Brown’s banjo.
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[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck