Fraser Galbraith
@frasergalbraith.bsky.social
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"87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."
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Counterpoint: Turkey shot down a Russian jet that entered Turkish airspace from Syria a decade ago. Russia threw a strop but ultimately did nothing of note in response.
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Reminded of one of the old classics
Tweet by ‘Fresh Oats’, 20 November 2017: “I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”. QTed by the same account with the words “Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"”
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Kemi's misunderstood the concept of the nuclear family.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
This is crucial. If Humza had said "that's what I get for racing around like a daft wean" people would've had a wee laugh and moved on. But no, he had to throw a temper tantrum.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
Related, Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year.
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Feeling old? This is what the "you said we were going to Nando's Jonny" couple look like now.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
"Liverpool baccalaureate" sounds like a Viz Profanisaurus entry for a two year sentence in a young offender institution.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
Trying to fight against the immoral culture of Soho? Landlords and property developers have beaten you to it lads.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
I once heard an Indian friend go off on one about the residents of countries bordering India in a manner that would make Nick Griffin go "hey, steady on mate"
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pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Suffice to say if when I worked in government I had messages of this sensitivity in my phone at all, never mind in full view of media cameras, the police would have smashed my phones with hammers and I would be in prison
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
I'm reminded of the story you once told about the empty cardboard boxes carried out of a raid to give the press the footage they needed.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
Never. I can't even recall attending a church service where the doors were closed during the service. That includes services with a Royal in attendance. It's heartbreaking to know that's not a universal experience in the UK.
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"I am not a number, I am a man, and don't you ever- Oh wait, I'm number 5. HAHA! In your face Number 6!"
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
Actual Scottish person here, not a Scotch drinker. I use the word that's got you so worked up as punctuation, and would use it to describe you but you appear to lack the warmth and depth.
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frasergalbraith.bsky.social
B.B. King
NASA [joint award with Germany]
Battle Hymn of the Republic
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It's depressing that you can predict exactly how the story's going to go but there appears to be nothing that anyone can do.
The casual aside about the Met officer assigned to investigate was quite the thing as well.
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Incredibly juvenile behaviour. Wouldn't catch me doing that kind of thing.
Two cuddly toy pandas, arranged so it looks like they're shagging.
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
For those who weren't around at the time it's hard to convey just how angry the Like A Prayer video made certain people. They went out of their tiny little minds.
Madonna - Like A Prayer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Madonna
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The Bristol communist rapper telling you to sort your life out was a highlight.
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mutablejoe.bsky.social
as well as an id card they should make you get an ego card describing your self worth and pridefullness
frasergalbraith.bsky.social
Is it really too much to ask that Bond be an alcoholic shagger with a cavalier attitude towards life?