Fraser Galbraith
@frasergalbraith.bsky.social
"If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."
And that's on a 5 point scale.
Oh. I see.
I was just made to read someone’s LLM generated submission.
Welcome to my shit list, fucko. You are now at -10 getting to start work EVER points.
I was just made to read someone’s LLM generated submission.
Welcome to my shit list, fucko. You are now at -10 getting to start work EVER points.
February 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
And that's on a 5 point scale.
Shocked and stunned this bunch of fuckwits didn't have other plans on Valentine's Day.
There was a protest outside the RNLI today and I would post the 'there are dozens of us' meme but that would be to overstate the case somewhat
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Shocked and stunned this bunch of fuckwits didn't have other plans on Valentine's Day.
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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The Winter Olympics Sports progression:
Turn on TV:
1. Never heard of this sport
2. Quite like this sport
3. I think I’d be quite good at this…
4. Yeah this guy is making some classic mistakes on this run…
5. I am now pretty much an expert at this sport.
Time elapsed: 6 minutes.
Turn on TV:
1. Never heard of this sport
2. Quite like this sport
3. I think I’d be quite good at this…
4. Yeah this guy is making some classic mistakes on this run…
5. I am now pretty much an expert at this sport.
Time elapsed: 6 minutes.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The Winter Olympics Sports progression:
Turn on TV:
1. Never heard of this sport
2. Quite like this sport
3. I think I’d be quite good at this…
4. Yeah this guy is making some classic mistakes on this run…
5. I am now pretty much an expert at this sport.
Time elapsed: 6 minutes.
Turn on TV:
1. Never heard of this sport
2. Quite like this sport
3. I think I’d be quite good at this…
4. Yeah this guy is making some classic mistakes on this run…
5. I am now pretty much an expert at this sport.
Time elapsed: 6 minutes.
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Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Your message is getting through @dankaszeta.bsky.social
This just popped up on my YouTube feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7F...
This just popped up on my YouTube feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7F...
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Your message is getting through @dankaszeta.bsky.social
This just popped up on my YouTube feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7F...
This just popped up on my YouTube feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7F...
Hey @swiftonsecurity.com The latest CSB video is about a dust explosion in a corn mill.
Deadly Dust: Explosions at Didion Milling
YouTube video by USCSB
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Hey @swiftonsecurity.com The latest CSB video is about a dust explosion in a corn mill.
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Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
I think that overall substack has been a net negative for the American experiment, which is very funny because Thomas Paine would have loved substack
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
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We should let them have one of our nukes on the proviso they have to assemble it themselves.
STOCKHOLM — Sweden has had very early discussions with France and the United Kingdom about possible nuclear weapons cooperation, Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson has revealed.
breakingdefense.com
breakingdefense.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We should let them have one of our nukes on the proviso they have to assemble it themselves.
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This is only going one way…
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is only going one way…
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Signal is more secure than most digital platforms for communication but also you should not plot crimes in Signal because Signal is only as secure as the weakest person in your groupchat when under interrogation by police and also planning crimes in writing makes your lawyer cry.
January 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Signal is more secure than most digital platforms for communication but also you should not plot crimes in Signal because Signal is only as secure as the weakest person in your groupchat when under interrogation by police and also planning crimes in writing makes your lawyer cry.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
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'2 meny sneks jsst me n da kids frm now on xoxo'
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
'2 meny sneks jsst me n da kids frm now on xoxo'
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For Brits, an American will also be assigned to you to misunderstand your specifically UK posts and to shout at you for posting about frivolous things like #TheCricket or #TheFootball when America is going to shit.
Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
For Brits, an American will also be assigned to you to misunderstand your specifically UK posts and to shout at you for posting about frivolous things like #TheCricket or #TheFootball when America is going to shit.
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NEW article by me!
We can now visualize pathogens down to atoms; design vaccines in weeks; manufacture them in microbial factories; engineer them more precise than ever before.
We're living through a golden age of vaccine development, but only if we continue to invest in them.
We can now visualize pathogens down to atoms; design vaccines in weeks; manufacture them in microbial factories; engineer them more precise than ever before.
We're living through a golden age of vaccine development, but only if we continue to invest in them.
The golden age of vaccine development - Works in Progress Magazine
The first vaccine was a lucky accident. Now we can design new vaccines in weeks, atom by atom.
worksinprogress.co
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
NEW article by me!
We can now visualize pathogens down to atoms; design vaccines in weeks; manufacture them in microbial factories; engineer them more precise than ever before.
We're living through a golden age of vaccine development, but only if we continue to invest in them.
We can now visualize pathogens down to atoms; design vaccines in weeks; manufacture them in microbial factories; engineer them more precise than ever before.
We're living through a golden age of vaccine development, but only if we continue to invest in them.
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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Gentle reminder: Your new year’s resolution doesn’t need to be for good, you can commit to chaos debauchery, shenanigans, high jinks, or general monkey business.
No one can stop you from becoming the menace to society, you’ve always wanted to be.
You got this.
Go forth and make it weird!
No one can stop you from becoming the menace to society, you’ve always wanted to be.
You got this.
Go forth and make it weird!
a balloon with the number 2025 written on it
ALT: a balloon with the number 2025 written on it
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Gentle reminder: Your new year’s resolution doesn’t need to be for good, you can commit to chaos debauchery, shenanigans, high jinks, or general monkey business.
No one can stop you from becoming the menace to society, you’ve always wanted to be.
You got this.
Go forth and make it weird!
No one can stop you from becoming the menace to society, you’ve always wanted to be.
You got this.
Go forth and make it weird!
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It’s wild how music, aided by memory, can collapse time. Wires by Athlete played in a supermarket, and in an instant I was back in the ICU with my premature daughter. I’d forgotten about that song, & had to pause and listen, tearing up (relief, gratitude) in the condiments aisle.
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s wild how music, aided by memory, can collapse time. Wires by Athlete played in a supermarket, and in an instant I was back in the ICU with my premature daughter. I’d forgotten about that song, & had to pause and listen, tearing up (relief, gratitude) in the condiments aisle.