Jon Massey
@jonnyboy27.bsky.social
Researcher/data scientist/software engineer sort of thing with electronic health data. Also diver, cyclist, ferret keeper
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Finally home after > 27 hours of grindset creating shareholder value through AI agentic workflow and guiding a warrior-ethos meditation during my ketamine break.
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Finally home after > 27 hours of grindset creating shareholder value through AI agentic workflow and guiding a warrior-ethos meditation during my ketamine break.
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"
Me: "Bitcoin."
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I find it very strange how a legal decision which relates solely to gender recognition certificates – something under 18s definitively cannot have – is being used to justify changes to longstanding policies on including trans kids.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I find it very strange how a legal decision which relates solely to gender recognition certificates – something under 18s definitively cannot have – is being used to justify changes to longstanding policies on including trans kids.
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The government’s plan to end animal testing must be more than just warm words
✍️ Danny Chambers
✍️ Danny Chambers
The government’s plan to end animal testing must be more than just warm words
Despite decades of advancements in the area of animal-free scientific methods, more than 2.5 million animals were used in experiments in UK laborat...
www.politicshome.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The government’s plan to end animal testing must be more than just warm words
✍️ Danny Chambers
✍️ Danny Chambers
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Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
Oh crêpe !
Police immediately advised him to choux
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Oh crêpe !
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It all started at Knowle West’s Eagle House Youth Club in the 80s…the amazing story of John, a man who has fostered around 100 of Bristol’s troubled teens over 35 years…
Read more:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Read more:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Incredible story of Bristol man who fostered 100 challenging teens
Whether it's for a week or for years, John Stokes never gives up
www.bristolpost.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It all started at Knowle West’s Eagle House Youth Club in the 80s…the amazing story of John, a man who has fostered around 100 of Bristol’s troubled teens over 35 years…
Read more:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Read more:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
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We still exist in very different realities. I posted a video about men on supra-normal testosterone developing heart disease and many of the comments are “bet the actual cause was the covid vaccine”, while at the same time posts on reddit are angry with me because the cause is CLEARLY covid itself
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
We still exist in very different realities. I posted a video about men on supra-normal testosterone developing heart disease and many of the comments are “bet the actual cause was the covid vaccine”, while at the same time posts on reddit are angry with me because the cause is CLEARLY covid itself
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November 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
People who chat loudly during gigs, straight to the gulag honestly
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
People who chat loudly during gigs, straight to the gulag honestly
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Hey everyone, I just dropped my new album:
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hey everyone, I just dropped my new album:
The exact kind of person that should not be allowed access to a car
The Paul Doyle thing - it's fascinating that it's no more complicated than irritation at delays and entitlement that everyone should move out the way. An extreme example of a person who we've all met, someone who unleashes their inner arsehole when they drive.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Favour for pal ended in carnage after ex-Marine crashed into Liverpool fans
Dad of two Paul Doyle's devastating driving was caught on his own dashcam which showed him 'recklessly' making his way through the football fans
www.mirror.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The exact kind of person that should not be allowed access to a car
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I'm delighted to say we have won the Queen Elizabeth Prize for Education with our work on OpenSAFELY, inventing new methods that let researchers analyse NHS GP data while protecting everyone's privacy, and with complete transparency, in a hugely productive platform!
www.ox.ac.uk/news/2025-11...
www.ox.ac.uk/news/2025-11...
OpenSAFELY team awarded Queen Elizabeth Prize for Higher and Further
Oxford’s OpenSAFELY team wins the prestigious Queen Elizabeth Prize for revolutionising secure NHS data research, protecting patient privacy while unlocking life-saving health insights.
www.ox.ac.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm delighted to say we have won the Queen Elizabeth Prize for Education with our work on OpenSAFELY, inventing new methods that let researchers analyse NHS GP data while protecting everyone's privacy, and with complete transparency, in a hugely productive platform!
www.ox.ac.uk/news/2025-11...
www.ox.ac.uk/news/2025-11...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Tax on people who go to lane swimming and then swim very slowly two abreast so they're hard to get round without swimming into people coming the other way, having a bit of a chat
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tax on people who go to lane swimming and then swim very slowly two abreast so they're hard to get round without swimming into people coming the other way, having a bit of a chat
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Whatever else this government do (and there's plenty of issues with this budget) ministers will always be able to point to this as an incredible important contribution to the country's future. Almost half a million kids taken out of poverty.
Scrapping the two-child limit in full is a monumental decision. Well done to all involved in the Child Poverty Strategy, and everyone who has made the case against the policy.
OBR says scrapping costs £3 billion in 2029-30 and will lift 450,000 out of poverty
OBR says scrapping costs £3 billion in 2029-30 and will lift 450,000 out of poverty
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Whatever else this government do (and there's plenty of issues with this budget) ministers will always be able to point to this as an incredible important contribution to the country's future. Almost half a million kids taken out of poverty.
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Won a cool prize, innit www.phc.ox.ac.uk/news/opensaf...
OpenSAFELY team awarded Queen Elizabeth Prize for Higher and Further Education
Oxford’s OpenSAFELY team wins the prestigious Queen Elizabeth Prize for revolutionising secure NHS data research, protecting patient privacy while unlocking life-saving health insights.
www.phc.ox.ac.uk
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Won a cool prize, innit www.phc.ox.ac.uk/news/opensaf...
Well that Suggs
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Well that Suggs
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Not saying I was tired last night but I managed to put on two duvet covers whilst making the bed
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Not saying I was tired last night but I managed to put on two duvet covers whilst making the bed
A long, thorough, and generally excellent skewering
@deevybee.bsky.social @rosewind.bsky.social I finally finished writing a thing.
forbetterscience.com/2025/11/25/a...
forbetterscience.com/2025/11/25/a...
A bit of Frye and Rossignol
“Trapped inside every autist, a normal child with normal cognition is struggling to get out – only needing the right drug or therapy to be released”, – Smut Clyde
forbetterscience.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
A long, thorough, and generally excellent skewering
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/