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Typesetter. Worthing FC fan. Tenniser. Off-road mountain biker. Whitefriars glass collector. Ornamental fish keeper. Booze enthusiast. Opinions not my own.
There are very few songs that can't be made massively more entertaining by replacing love and loving with bum and bumming. And heart with arse. Not always popular at karaoke.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Oasis's comeback single should be Brian and Michael's Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk cats and dogs, it would be a fantastic anthem that suites their style and hometown. It would race up the hit parade and bring them back into the pop culture zeitgeist
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Paul and Mrs Weller must have had an unusually continental lifestyle for England in 1977 if it was midnight and he was only then bringing the food home. What time would they finish eating, 2am? Also, who brings a takeaway curry home on the tube? Pick one up after you get off.
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Catch Fesshole Live in Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Catch Fesshole Live in Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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October 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Books. No cookie preferences. No cookies. No GDPR. No pop ups. No bots. No floating videos. No AI. No ads. No trackers. No misinformation. No fascist techbros. No distracting animations. No paywalls. No influencers. How good are these things? Books are frickin awesome
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The 5 Stage of Reform UK Councillor
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The 5 Stage of Reform UK Councillor
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I bet when Jay Z first got engaged he went around saying "this is my fiancé Beyonce." I know I would have.
July 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I bet when Jay Z first got engaged he went around saying "this is my fiancé Beyonce." I know I would have.
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Having moved to a sleepy English village I joined the local amateur dramatics group to make friends and meet new people. At 44 I'm the youngest by 10 years. They're biggest gang of coke fiends I've ever met. I was genuinely shocked
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Having moved to a sleepy English village I joined the local amateur dramatics group to make friends and meet new people. At 44 I'm the youngest by 10 years. They're biggest gang of coke fiends I've ever met. I was genuinely shocked
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Getting all your information and opinions from podcasters is the modern equivalent of listening to what some random guy down the pub said.
May 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting all your information and opinions from podcasters is the modern equivalent of listening to what some random guy down the pub said.
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Is the plural ‘MILFS’ or ‘MILVES’? Have to get this eulogy just right.
April 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is the plural ‘MILFS’ or ‘MILVES’? Have to get this eulogy just right.
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Playing Rummikub and eating boiled eggs.
April 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Playing Rummikub and eating boiled eggs.
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Elon’s World. Worthless billionaire. Space Karen.
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November 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This should be obvious!
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This should be obvious!
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America should be broken up. Partitioned between Canada and Mexico. It's a failed state. Clearly unable to govern itself. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in denial.
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
America should be broken up. Partitioned between Canada and Mexico. It's a failed state. Clearly unable to govern itself. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in denial.
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March 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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