Rhywle
@jozzf.bsky.social
Kinked dustball, stuck on a pale blue dot.
Is it 42, or ''just some beans, sire''?
Is it 42, or ''just some beans, sire''?
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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so let's talk about sex.
Eel sex!
Well...we can't, really.
We don't know exactly where, or how, eels get busy. It's a 2000+ year old puzzle. It's not like we haven't tried. But the sex life of eels is a mystery smothered in secret sauce. 1/5
🗃️🧪
Eel sex!
Well...we can't, really.
We don't know exactly where, or how, eels get busy. It's a 2000+ year old puzzle. It's not like we haven't tried. But the sex life of eels is a mystery smothered in secret sauce. 1/5
🗃️🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so let's talk about sex.
Eel sex!
Well...we can't, really.
We don't know exactly where, or how, eels get busy. It's a 2000+ year old puzzle. It's not like we haven't tried. But the sex life of eels is a mystery smothered in secret sauce. 1/5
🗃️🧪
Eel sex!
Well...we can't, really.
We don't know exactly where, or how, eels get busy. It's a 2000+ year old puzzle. It's not like we haven't tried. But the sex life of eels is a mystery smothered in secret sauce. 1/5
🗃️🧪
Again realised that Thor shares an attribute with Iron Man, Dr Strange, Moon Knight and Venom. Gwenpool as well apparently.
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Again realised that Thor shares an attribute with Iron Man, Dr Strange, Moon Knight and Venom. Gwenpool as well apparently.
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Roses are red.
Your viscera is red.
With some nice deep purple shades.
Stop whimpering, Valentine.
Your viscera is red.
With some nice deep purple shades.
Stop whimpering, Valentine.
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Roses are red.
Your viscera is red.
With some nice deep purple shades.
Stop whimpering, Valentine.
Your viscera is red.
With some nice deep purple shades.
Stop whimpering, Valentine.
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I do enjoy it when there's a Friday the 13th the day before Valentine's.
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I do enjoy it when there's a Friday the 13th the day before Valentine's.
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New protein shake mixer arrived (it’s good!) so naturally I had to make a water tornado!
I love staring into these things and thinking about how the plasma-filled magnetosphere of a pulsar co-rotates along with the star itself. Mind boggling for the millisecond pulsars!
🧪
I love staring into these things and thinking about how the plasma-filled magnetosphere of a pulsar co-rotates along with the star itself. Mind boggling for the millisecond pulsars!
🧪
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
New protein shake mixer arrived (it’s good!) so naturally I had to make a water tornado!
I love staring into these things and thinking about how the plasma-filled magnetosphere of a pulsar co-rotates along with the star itself. Mind boggling for the millisecond pulsars!
🧪
I love staring into these things and thinking about how the plasma-filled magnetosphere of a pulsar co-rotates along with the star itself. Mind boggling for the millisecond pulsars!
🧪
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Early morning beach zooms
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Early morning beach zooms
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Leaving tomorrow for 8 months off-world.
Life is deceptively normal. Just another day in years of training. You can't let yourself believe it, or it would drive you nuts.
But suddenly the engines shut off. You're there, weightless, the planet & doubts behind you.
Watch youtu.be/zCM-Kwq91cc #NASA
Life is deceptively normal. Just another day in years of training. You can't let yourself believe it, or it would drive you nuts.
But suddenly the engines shut off. You're there, weightless, the planet & doubts behind you.
Watch youtu.be/zCM-Kwq91cc #NASA
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Leaving tomorrow for 8 months off-world.
Life is deceptively normal. Just another day in years of training. You can't let yourself believe it, or it would drive you nuts.
But suddenly the engines shut off. You're there, weightless, the planet & doubts behind you.
Watch youtu.be/zCM-Kwq91cc #NASA
Life is deceptively normal. Just another day in years of training. You can't let yourself believe it, or it would drive you nuts.
But suddenly the engines shut off. You're there, weightless, the planet & doubts behind you.
Watch youtu.be/zCM-Kwq91cc #NASA
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We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
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Castle owner; Do you want to sleep in this room, my ancestor died in it, in the same bed, nobody sleeps there ever, it's haunted.
Normal 15 year old girls; No way!
15 year old me; I MUST SLEEP IN THAT BED AND SHALL BE UPSET IF I SEE NO GHOSTS!!
Alas, I saw no ghosts.
Normal 15 year old girls; No way!
15 year old me; I MUST SLEEP IN THAT BED AND SHALL BE UPSET IF I SEE NO GHOSTS!!
Alas, I saw no ghosts.
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Castle owner; Do you want to sleep in this room, my ancestor died in it, in the same bed, nobody sleeps there ever, it's haunted.
Normal 15 year old girls; No way!
15 year old me; I MUST SLEEP IN THAT BED AND SHALL BE UPSET IF I SEE NO GHOSTS!!
Alas, I saw no ghosts.
Normal 15 year old girls; No way!
15 year old me; I MUST SLEEP IN THAT BED AND SHALL BE UPSET IF I SEE NO GHOSTS!!
Alas, I saw no ghosts.
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I keep this handy in case a student asks to borrow a pencil.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I keep this handy in case a student asks to borrow a pencil.
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"There is grandeur in this view of life - that from so simple a beginning, endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." Happy birthday to the only and only Charles Darwin. 🧪
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
"There is grandeur in this view of life - that from so simple a beginning, endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." Happy birthday to the only and only Charles Darwin. 🧪
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Liftoff of Ariane 6 #VA267 on 12 February 2026 from Europe's Spaceport in French Guiana! @cnes.fr @transport.esa.int
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Liftoff of Ariane 6 #VA267 on 12 February 2026 from Europe's Spaceport in French Guiana! @cnes.fr @transport.esa.int
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The crazier our modern world gets, the less mad parts of the past seem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The crazier our modern world gets, the less mad parts of the past seem.
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"When he heard the words 'integrity' and 'moral rectitude' he reached for his dictionary, and when he heard the chink of ready money in large quantities he reached for the rule book and threw it away."
- Douglas Adams, on modern politics (and Vogons) in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe".
- Douglas Adams, on modern politics (and Vogons) in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe".
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"When he heard the words 'integrity' and 'moral rectitude' he reached for his dictionary, and when he heard the chink of ready money in large quantities he reached for the rule book and threw it away."
- Douglas Adams, on modern politics (and Vogons) in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe".
- Douglas Adams, on modern politics (and Vogons) in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe".
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There's always a joker. 😊
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
There's always a joker. 😊
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February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Goodbye Dawson... travel well, James.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Goodbye Dawson... travel well, James.
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Some people see being lost as a bad thing, but there's nothing better than being lost in a beautiful piece of music, or the world of a good book, or being lost in a mossy forest and chased by dark fairies and things stranger still.
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Some people see being lost as a bad thing, but there's nothing better than being lost in a beautiful piece of music, or the world of a good book, or being lost in a mossy forest and chased by dark fairies and things stranger still.
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Me "I sold my soul for inconceivable powers"
Her "Cool. What powers?"
Me "They're inconceivable so I have no way of knowing."
Her "Cool. What powers?"
Me "They're inconceivable so I have no way of knowing."
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Me "I sold my soul for inconceivable powers"
Her "Cool. What powers?"
Me "They're inconceivable so I have no way of knowing."
Her "Cool. What powers?"
Me "They're inconceivable so I have no way of knowing."