JP Corduroy
@jpcorduroy.bsky.social
Director of Piss House and Piss House 2: The Pissening
Please god in heaven make this thing go down
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Please god in heaven make this thing go down
Luigi 🤝 Larry Ellison
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Luigi 🤝 Larry Ellison
Jesus can’t the old orange bastard just stroke out already. Everything is so fucking stupid. Uhhh yeah Trump ships we’re gonna blow through $100 billion for something worse than LCS then uhhh Golden Dome, another $5 trillion. Single payer is too expensive Bernie is delusional
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jesus can’t the old orange bastard just stroke out already. Everything is so fucking stupid. Uhhh yeah Trump ships we’re gonna blow through $100 billion for something worse than LCS then uhhh Golden Dome, another $5 trillion. Single payer is too expensive Bernie is delusional
@mattyglesias.bsky.social just pulled an unwrapped Toblerone out of his sleeve live on CNN
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@mattyglesias.bsky.social just pulled an unwrapped Toblerone out of his sleeve live on CNN
2028 Presidential Debate hosted by Bob Costas
Dem candidate: Hi Bob thanks for having me here tonight. I’d like to start off by saying JD Vance should absolutely KHS on live TV tonight. Right now. I can see an agent with a sidearm next to the stage. Take it and stick it in your fat fucking mouth
Dem candidate: Hi Bob thanks for having me here tonight. I’d like to start off by saying JD Vance should absolutely KHS on live TV tonight. Right now. I can see an agent with a sidearm next to the stage. Take it and stick it in your fat fucking mouth
This racist POS thinks the majority is victimized by discrimination.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
2028 Presidential Debate hosted by Bob Costas
Dem candidate: Hi Bob thanks for having me here tonight. I’d like to start off by saying JD Vance should absolutely KHS on live TV tonight. Right now. I can see an agent with a sidearm next to the stage. Take it and stick it in your fat fucking mouth
Dem candidate: Hi Bob thanks for having me here tonight. I’d like to start off by saying JD Vance should absolutely KHS on live TV tonight. Right now. I can see an agent with a sidearm next to the stage. Take it and stick it in your fat fucking mouth
Jonah Goldberg if that dog in your avi is still alive I’m going to feed it antifreeze steaks then drive over its head with my Geo Tracker
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Jonah Goldberg if that dog in your avi is still alive I’m going to feed it antifreeze steaks then drive over its head with my Geo Tracker
Bari Weiss? That fat cunt Nazi with the jowls? Yeah I hope she ODs on benzos too
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bari Weiss? That fat cunt Nazi with the jowls? Yeah I hope she ODs on benzos too
Love me some Rick Steves
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Love me some Rick Steves
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Sam Altman has the physiognomy of a man who jumped off a building in 1929
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sam Altman has the physiognomy of a man who jumped off a building in 1929
They should invent a grieving parent who blames RFK Jr. for the death of their child and won’t rest until
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They should invent a grieving parent who blames RFK Jr. for the death of their child and won’t rest until
Next 9/11 should hit this place with airplanes
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Next 9/11 should hit this place with airplanes
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!
A secret service agent should be a hero tonight
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A secret service agent should be a hero tonight
Showing Barron Trump the Rob Reiner story and rapidly raising and lowering my eyebrows
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Showing Barron Trump the Rob Reiner story and rapidly raising and lowering my eyebrows
During the Weiss/Kirk interview, you can see a rat moving between the two hags’ pussies, likely storing grain for winter.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
During the Weiss/Kirk interview, you can see a rat moving between the two hags’ pussies, likely storing grain for winter.
Gas leak at CBS studio that _____ both Bari Weiss and Erika Kirk 🙏
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gas leak at CBS studio that _____ both Bari Weiss and Erika Kirk 🙏
Erika Kirk show your kids the Charlie Spurt vid!
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Erika Kirk show your kids the Charlie Spurt vid!
The fat blond sergeant from the Roofman should be lit on fire. Fuck that cunt
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The fat blond sergeant from the Roofman should be lit on fire. Fuck that cunt
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Take your ED pills and put your condom on
Pound Control to Major Dom
Commencing foreplay, harness on
Check your safeword and may God's love be with you
Pound Control to Major Dom
Commencing foreplay, harness on
Check your safeword and may God's love be with you
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Take your ED pills and put your condom on
Pound Control to Major Dom
Commencing foreplay, harness on
Check your safeword and may God's love be with you
Pound Control to Major Dom
Commencing foreplay, harness on
Check your safeword and may God's love be with you
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Social media has clearly exposed that the rich are not just disconnected from the masses, they’re also insanely stupid.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Social media has clearly exposed that the rich are not just disconnected from the masses, they’re also insanely stupid.
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I prolly watched this 200 times
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I prolly watched this 200 times
Staring into my crystal ball “Bari Weiss car accident video”
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Staring into my crystal ball “Bari Weiss car accident video”