Zeklandia
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Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
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Apologies to all my friends for calling them "ignoble" and "common". Realized that I was accidentally googling "medieval" household income. I am, in fact, living slightly above subsistence levels.
March 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Apologies to all my friends for calling them "ignoble" and "common". Realized that I was accidentally googling "medieval" household income. I am, in fact, living slightly above subsistence levels.
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There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
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I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
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I'm in under my head. Feels great
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm in under my head. Feels great
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Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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They’ve decided to allow me peace of mind later
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They’ve decided to allow me peace of mind later
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what's it like to wake up and be like, hell yes, let's do this again
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
what's it like to wake up and be like, hell yes, let's do this again
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hey just checking in. are you in the right headspace to receive a dose of 15,000 roentgen right now?
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
hey just checking in. are you in the right headspace to receive a dose of 15,000 roentgen right now?
For as much as people complain about it, traffic is surprisingly one of the most popular activities in the US.
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
For as much as people complain about it, traffic is surprisingly one of the most popular activities in the US.
My haters will become my stators when I alternate phases in the synchronous permanent magnet motor of success.
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My haters will become my stators when I alternate phases in the synchronous permanent magnet motor of success.
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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Look it says right here on this signed and notarized work order: “Total replacement of blood with sludge.” Now when I get back from the van with that sludge barrel you better have all your blood out.
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look it says right here on this signed and notarized work order: “Total replacement of blood with sludge.” Now when I get back from the van with that sludge barrel you better have all your blood out.
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They're scrapping me for parts tomorrow
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They're scrapping me for parts tomorrow
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i am racist to computers
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i am racist to computers
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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the climate's probably just changing for attention
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
the climate's probably just changing for attention
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power