Swinny
@jrswin1.bsky.social
Chicago through and through. Cubs, Bears, Notre Dame, and Arsenal fan. Can be seen running through the streets of Chicago with the legendary 3Run2 crew!!
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Trump tonight:
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trump tonight:
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
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To have a penis THIS small ... www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House installs plaques mocking former Presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden
The Biden plaque refers to him as “Sleepy Joe Biden” and calls him “the worst President in American History.”
www.nbcnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To have a penis THIS small ... www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
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Quite the day for Patel to drop this new content.
The FBI has completely bungled the Brown shooting - the shooter is still at large! - just like the Kirk shooting.
Maybe that's because Patel is doing interviews like this instead of doing his job.
The FBI has completely bungled the Brown shooting - the shooter is still at large! - just like the Kirk shooting.
Maybe that's because Patel is doing interviews like this instead of doing his job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Quite the day for Patel to drop this new content.
The FBI has completely bungled the Brown shooting - the shooter is still at large! - just like the Kirk shooting.
Maybe that's because Patel is doing interviews like this instead of doing his job.
The FBI has completely bungled the Brown shooting - the shooter is still at large! - just like the Kirk shooting.
Maybe that's because Patel is doing interviews like this instead of doing his job.
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The situation right now is developing fast; Border Patrol is detaining people across SW side.
Community members are following their caravan. Agents are threatening people who film with pepper ball and tear gas dispensers.
It's going to take time for rapid response to tally arrest totals.
Community members are following their caravan. Agents are threatening people who film with pepper ball and tear gas dispensers.
It's going to take time for rapid response to tally arrest totals.
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The situation right now is developing fast; Border Patrol is detaining people across SW side.
Community members are following their caravan. Agents are threatening people who film with pepper ball and tear gas dispensers.
It's going to take time for rapid response to tally arrest totals.
Community members are following their caravan. Agents are threatening people who film with pepper ball and tear gas dispensers.
It's going to take time for rapid response to tally arrest totals.
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A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.
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As soon as Trump dies you'll be able to cue up the second half of "Layla" and watch these people all do their best to destroy each other. It's gonna be outstanding.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
As soon as Trump dies you'll be able to cue up the second half of "Layla" and watch these people all do their best to destroy each other. It's gonna be outstanding.
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The president’s remarks about the murder of the filmmaker and his wife cast him as petty and callous.
Rob Reiner was a mensch. In death, he showed us Trump’s a schmuck.
The president's remarks about the murder of the filmmaker and his wife cast him as petty and callous.
www.motherjones.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The president’s remarks about the murder of the filmmaker and his wife cast him as petty and callous.
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Republicans keep trying to kill Obamacare while their own districts are clinging to it like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Republicans keep trying to kill Obamacare while their own districts are clinging to it like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic.
This is beyond dumb
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is beyond dumb
Can we just start calling what he is - a Nazi wannabe??
Stephen Miller says he’s “proud Trump has stopped all refugee resettlement into 🇺🇸”
— other than (white) Afrikaners
When they tell you who they are, believe them
— other than (white) Afrikaners
When they tell you who they are, believe them
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can we just start calling what he is - a Nazi wannabe??
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Racism.
The answer is racism.
The answer is racism.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Racism.
The answer is racism.
The answer is racism.
They just get dumber by the day
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They just get dumber by the day
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I went to the Trump Kennedy Center Honors Cursed By The Monkey’s Paw and all you got were these 1500 words of observations www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Trump’s Very Weird Night at the Kennedy Center Honors
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
www.theatlantic.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I went to the Trump Kennedy Center Honors Cursed By The Monkey’s Paw and all you got were these 1500 words of observations www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.
We shall call him "Sleepy Canks"
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We shall call him "Sleepy Canks"
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he's fighting for his life in this meeting
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
he's fighting for his life in this meeting
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you stayed up too late shitposting.
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I’m waking up tomorrow, in December and 🐻⬇️
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m waking up tomorrow, in December and 🐻⬇️
Orangina isn’t looking so good
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Orangina isn’t looking so good
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Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth are too stupid to realize this, but their over-the-top response to Mark Kelly's video guaranteed that *far* more people in the military would hear its message than had they ignored it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth are too stupid to realize this, but their over-the-top response to Mark Kelly's video guaranteed that *far* more people in the military would hear its message than had they ignored it.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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North London is red. Arsenal are six points clear at the top of the Premier League ⬆️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
North London is red. Arsenal are six points clear at the top of the Premier League ⬆️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
But he looks really, really good in Red and White
NO WONDER SPURS WANTED TO SIGN EBERECHI EZE 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But he looks really, really good in Red and White