Jeri Smith-Ready
@jsmithready.bsky.social
Novelist, music lover, ADHDer. Armed with an endless supply of parentheses (and not afraid to use them). Rep'd by Ginger Clark.
She/her https://www.jerismithready.com/
She/her https://www.jerismithready.com/
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
Not a fan of the cry-laugh emoji but damn 🤣
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Not a fan of the cry-laugh emoji but damn 🤣
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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
Tell me you’ve never played chess or even been near a person playing chess without etc
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tell me you’ve never played chess or even been near a person playing chess without etc
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My last two shots before my world went dark.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My last two shots before my world went dark.
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Starting to think this was real
X-Files: Buffalo Bills' Superbowl woes due to Cigarette Smoking man and deep government conspiracy.
YouTube video by look4lec
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Starting to think this was real
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in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes
Waiting for those two “hey it’s ready” reminder bee-beep!s
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Waiting for those two “hey it’s ready” reminder bee-beep!s
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Atorvastatin: Offical Sponsor of the Buffalo Bills.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Atorvastatin: Offical Sponsor of the Buffalo Bills.
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According to Reuters, Lang claimed he was "stabbed" but his protective vest saved him. Uh-huh.
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
Anti-ICE demonstrators chase off outnumbered far-right activists at Minneapolis rally
Police maintained their distance as the dueling protests played out.
www.reuters.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
According to Reuters, Lang claimed he was "stabbed" but his protective vest saved him. Uh-huh.
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
gonna 'simplifi things' with a 350-word treatise
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
gonna 'simplifi things' with a 350-word treatise
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Denver looking at the ball: Ewwww I don't want it
Bills: Gross me neither ew
Bills: Gross me neither ew
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Denver looking at the ball: Ewwww I don't want it
Bills: Gross me neither ew
Bills: Gross me neither ew
Lol Walker as surprised as anyone to get that interception. Pure reflex.
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Lol Walker as surprised as anyone to get that interception. Pure reflex.
Loved that flying pushoff with the hand against the ground to get himself over the line. Whee!
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Loved that flying pushoff with the hand against the ground to get himself over the line. Whee!
"Some in the crowd tossed water balloons that soaked the right-wing demonstrators as temperatures hit -4 degrees Fahrenheit (-20 Celsius) with the wind chill."
Also, a J6-er influencer claims he was "stabbed." Maybe it was an icicle?
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
Also, a J6-er influencer claims he was "stabbed." Maybe it was an icicle?
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
Anti-ICE demonstrators chase off outnumbered far-right activists at Minneapolis rally
Minneapolis braced for a rally organized by online activist who participated in U.S. Capitol attack.
www.reuters.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
"Some in the crowd tossed water balloons that soaked the right-wing demonstrators as temperatures hit -4 degrees Fahrenheit (-20 Celsius) with the wind chill."
Also, a J6-er influencer claims he was "stabbed." Maybe it was an icicle?
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
Also, a J6-er influencer claims he was "stabbed." Maybe it was an icicle?
www.reuters.com/world/us/due...
I guess I'm glad I was alive to witness that?
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I guess I'm glad I was alive to witness that?
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
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January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Bills fans: Collective face palm
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Bills fans: Collective face palm
Reupping for those who didn't see it the other day
crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Reupping for those who didn't see it the other day
"the vast majority of men are only willing to engage in public violence if they feel like the people around them will approve of — and reward them for — that violence.
ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval."
ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval."
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"the vast majority of men are only willing to engage in public violence if they feel like the people around them will approve of — and reward them for — that violence.
ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval."
ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval."
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.