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Joyce🦇
@juicyfroot.bsky.social
(she/hurt/29)
damsel of distress, princess of power
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I'm not letting the year end without sharing this gem
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idk abt this one Mr. Duchamp
Marcel Duchamp, Bicycle Wheel, New York, 1951 (third version, after lost original of 1913) #museumarchive #museumofmodernart
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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the shame hangover when all this AI bullshit pops will be cataclysmic.. what the fuck is wrong with people
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
When I get a reading like this it motivates me to defy all odds and have a great life out of spite.
At the hang-out last night, we did a group tarot reading and it was basically a party game. Someone's reading began "this year you'll have to sit in your grief" and we all went "ohhhhh shitttt"
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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pizzeria
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Centuries of inertia fool the West into believing that somewhere within the death throes of a shitty empire, there is a brilliance that must be worth emulating.

In reality, the lesson is: recognize the zombie ideology for what it is, and strike off its head.
Declaring Russia a canny and dangerous enemy, because the other option is admitting that we routinely lose to idiots with a tiny fraction of our wealth.
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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water is my homie
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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it’s time
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Putin shows a masterclass in "strategic partnership"
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
been playing metro: last light on the ps3. maybe my copy is scuffed because 3 times now while I was in the middle of a thing I got a 'game disc is unreadable' error and had to redo a ton of shit. it's enough to make one stop yearning for the good old days temporarily
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Impeach or fuck off, right
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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At a play date microdosing proxy war updates
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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no war fuck you
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Yesterday I was feeling the post-holiday serotonin drop a lot faster than I thought I would but today as my mom laughs about Trump bombing Venezuela like it's a funny joke I would say my crash is complete
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Somewhere in Venezuela a few hours ago:
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Aged like milk
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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all with a cup of cocoa in hand. Tasted like ash.
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Living through a war is surreal. Today, I planned to visit the local winter market to enjoy the snow, the food stalls, and the New Year’s decorations. I ended up there processing today's russian strike on our city, dreading the rising victim count and regretting leaving home...
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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come on bro
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Friend who got his is keen on it.

Also considering whether to pivot from French to Russian -- I can already read it, so why not? (Possibly ADD) Divas can do anything
Money's on whether I go on a Pleasure Craft Operator sidequest in May and then just sail the Indian Ocean by June (I'm always half-serious)
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM