Joyce🦇
@juicyfroot.bsky.social
(she/hurt/29)
damsel of distress, princess of power
damsel of distress, princess of power
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idk abt this one Mr. Duchamp
Marcel Duchamp, Bicycle Wheel, New York, 1951 (third version, after lost original of 1913) #museumarchive #museumofmodernart
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
idk abt this one Mr. Duchamp
When I get a reading like this it motivates me to defy all odds and have a great life out of spite.
At the hang-out last night, we did a group tarot reading and it was basically a party game. Someone's reading began "this year you'll have to sit in your grief" and we all went "ohhhhh shitttt"
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
When I get a reading like this it motivates me to defy all odds and have a great life out of spite.
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pizzeria
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
pizzeria
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Centuries of inertia fool the West into believing that somewhere within the death throes of a shitty empire, there is a brilliance that must be worth emulating.
In reality, the lesson is: recognize the zombie ideology for what it is, and strike off its head.
In reality, the lesson is: recognize the zombie ideology for what it is, and strike off its head.
Declaring Russia a canny and dangerous enemy, because the other option is admitting that we routinely lose to idiots with a tiny fraction of our wealth.
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Centuries of inertia fool the West into believing that somewhere within the death throes of a shitty empire, there is a brilliance that must be worth emulating.
In reality, the lesson is: recognize the zombie ideology for what it is, and strike off its head.
In reality, the lesson is: recognize the zombie ideology for what it is, and strike off its head.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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Putin shows a masterclass in "strategic partnership"
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Putin shows a masterclass in "strategic partnership"
been playing metro: last light on the ps3. maybe my copy is scuffed because 3 times now while I was in the middle of a thing I got a 'game disc is unreadable' error and had to redo a ton of shit. it's enough to make one stop yearning for the good old days temporarily
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
been playing metro: last light on the ps3. maybe my copy is scuffed because 3 times now while I was in the middle of a thing I got a 'game disc is unreadable' error and had to redo a ton of shit. it's enough to make one stop yearning for the good old days temporarily
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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Impeach or fuck off, right
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Impeach or fuck off, right
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At a play date microdosing proxy war updates
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
At a play date microdosing proxy war updates
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Yesterday I was feeling the post-holiday serotonin drop a lot faster than I thought I would but today as my mom laughs about Trump bombing Venezuela like it's a funny joke I would say my crash is complete
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Yesterday I was feeling the post-holiday serotonin drop a lot faster than I thought I would but today as my mom laughs about Trump bombing Venezuela like it's a funny joke I would say my crash is complete
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Somewhere in Venezuela a few hours ago:
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Somewhere in Venezuela a few hours ago:
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Aged like milk
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Aged like milk
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all with a cup of cocoa in hand. Tasted like ash.
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
all with a cup of cocoa in hand. Tasted like ash.
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Living through a war is surreal. Today, I planned to visit the local winter market to enjoy the snow, the food stalls, and the New Year’s decorations. I ended up there processing today's russian strike on our city, dreading the rising victim count and regretting leaving home...
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Living through a war is surreal. Today, I planned to visit the local winter market to enjoy the snow, the food stalls, and the New Year’s decorations. I ended up there processing today's russian strike on our city, dreading the rising victim count and regretting leaving home...
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come on bro
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
come on bro
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
Friend who got his is keen on it.
Also considering whether to pivot from French to Russian -- I can already read it, so why not? (Possibly ADD) Divas can do anything
Also considering whether to pivot from French to Russian -- I can already read it, so why not? (Possibly ADD) Divas can do anything
Money's on whether I go on a Pleasure Craft Operator sidequest in May and then just sail the Indian Ocean by June (I'm always half-serious)
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Friend who got his is keen on it.
Also considering whether to pivot from French to Russian -- I can already read it, so why not? (Possibly ADD) Divas can do anything
Also considering whether to pivot from French to Russian -- I can already read it, so why not? (Possibly ADD) Divas can do anything