julie the cyborg
@juliethecyborg.bsky.social
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former gifted kid turned burned-out trans lesbian techie. autistic/ADHD/etc., proud AAC and diaper user. ask about my special interest of the week!
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duckinator.bsky.social
me: [fidgeting with the 5lb sledge hammer that i've kept by my desk for like 3 months]

@kayila.bsky.social, perfectly describing what she is witnessing: "the autistic urge to hold something slightly heavier than you should currently be holding"
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
baby's first MIDI controller! (belongs to @elliesaur.bsky.social, I just made the stickers)
An AKAI MPK mini two-octave MIDI keyboard sitting on a cluttered coffee table. The keys are labeled with square, rainbow-colored stickers with the letters for each note.
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foone.bsky.social
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki"
and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
if you're starting with raster, PNG. if you're starting with vector (which would be ideal), SVG if you've got it, but I can work with PDF.
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
you should send some files soon, because I have proper Cricut laser-printable vinyl and Oracal laminating film and sooner or later my ADHD is going to get the better of me and you're going to get twenty of the same logo in even nicer materials 😂
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
yes and you'd be so fluffy that I could just strap you to my back and carry you around everywhere :D
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grrlintersect.bsky.social
I just saw the phrase,”people who identify as marginalized” and y’all I do not have patience for whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean today.
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audhd-psychnp.com
rejecting the concept of "a cure for autism" is suicide prevention
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
Like, how short would that average (but not typical!) time lost have to be before you *wouldn't* buy a mask?
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
Yeah, that doesn't work either.

Human risk understanding and tolerance doesn't follow the linearity required by expected value.
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
Yeah, it's the lives to dollars conversion that bothers me.
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
(serious answer: not a *ton*, it can provoke bronchospasm if you're asthmatic, but it's likely just gonna give you a nice wet cough. handy if you have a dry cough, probably not gonna do much to prevent infection since iirc it starts in the upper airways.)
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
yeah it seems to work as well on sinuses as it does on lungs! love that shit.
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
I have advice to offer my fellow stuffy nosers, my booged-up compatriots, my brethren who wake up feeling like they absorbed zero oxygen overnight: Saline spray. The super concentrated hypertonic shit. Head tilted ninety degrees and such a long deep spray that you feel like you jumped in a pool
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
...but sticking an estimated value on it -- especially when pandemics can be unexpectedly deadly -- seems to be missing the point. human life doesn't multiply and divide like that.)
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
(to be clear I am extremely a fan of good elastomeric respirators! everyone should have a solid N95 [or 99 or 100!] on hand for pandemics, bad air quality days, sanding, or whatever else floats their way...
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rachelcraves.bsky.social
But who do you ship Theseus *with*?
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
putting aside whether the glycemic index of sourdough is meaningfully lower, you can't really make that kind of generalizaton.

every (T2) diabetic has different tolerance for carbs. for some, 'slower' breads would be a problem; for others, 'faster' breads with protein and fat would be fine.
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
man that sure is some quality-adjusted life years dystopian style math.
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bradfitz.com
Some people don't like my home screen folders / organization system.
Folder called "Dots" with all apps using dots in their logo.
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elliesaur.bsky.social
Today I learned that you can cut the end off a balloon and tape it to some bike handlebars or a bit of pipe to make a reed!
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kabit.bsky.social
Sunny gays
takin the clouds away
On my way
to where the gays are queer

Can you tell me how to get
how to get the fuck outta here?