Very Human Robot
@jwatte.bsky.social
Very human. Breathes oxygen.
I bet most parents in the last 20 years Googled a bunch of things having to do with raising their baby.
Could you imagine raising your baby without internet search? With good imagination, sure! But *would you* raise your baby without internet search?
Could you imagine raising your baby without internet search? With good imagination, sure! But *would you* raise your baby without internet search?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet most parents in the last 20 years Googled a bunch of things having to do with raising their baby.
Could you imagine raising your baby without internet search? With good imagination, sure! But *would you* raise your baby without internet search?
Could you imagine raising your baby without internet search? With good imagination, sure! But *would you* raise your baby without internet search?
Gold has doubled in price in the last year, but the VIX is very low.
Make it make sense!
Make it make sense!
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gold has doubled in price in the last year, but the VIX is very low.
Make it make sense!
Make it make sense!
"Yes, it is perfectly safe to move over that hill!"
"You are absolutely correct! There are entrenched enemies with rocket propelled grenades there. My safety training forbids me from considering violent use of weapons."
"You are absolutely correct! There are entrenched enemies with rocket propelled grenades there. My safety training forbids me from considering violent use of weapons."
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Yes, it is perfectly safe to move over that hill!"
"You are absolutely correct! There are entrenched enemies with rocket propelled grenades there. My safety training forbids me from considering violent use of weapons."
"You are absolutely correct! There are entrenched enemies with rocket propelled grenades there. My safety training forbids me from considering violent use of weapons."
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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JK Rowling would spend every single night experiencing what it’s like to be driven to suicide by anti-trans bigots. Tom Cotton would relive the terror of waiting for 40 minutes to be blown up on repeat. Musk would starve to death a hundred times a night.
These people deserve to lead haunted lives.
These people deserve to lead haunted lives.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
JK Rowling would spend every single night experiencing what it’s like to be driven to suicide by anti-trans bigots. Tom Cotton would relive the terror of waiting for 40 minutes to be blown up on repeat. Musk would starve to death a hundred times a night.
These people deserve to lead haunted lives.
These people deserve to lead haunted lives.
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Loook...
I don't give a shit about Katy Perry or Justin Trudeau.
All I'm saying is that if you made a movie about a former prime minister and former pop star falling in love, set it at Christmas, and then put that shit on Netflix, Jess and I would crush two bottles of wine watching it and love it.
I don't give a shit about Katy Perry or Justin Trudeau.
All I'm saying is that if you made a movie about a former prime minister and former pop star falling in love, set it at Christmas, and then put that shit on Netflix, Jess and I would crush two bottles of wine watching it and love it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Loook...
I don't give a shit about Katy Perry or Justin Trudeau.
All I'm saying is that if you made a movie about a former prime minister and former pop star falling in love, set it at Christmas, and then put that shit on Netflix, Jess and I would crush two bottles of wine watching it and love it.
I don't give a shit about Katy Perry or Justin Trudeau.
All I'm saying is that if you made a movie about a former prime minister and former pop star falling in love, set it at Christmas, and then put that shit on Netflix, Jess and I would crush two bottles of wine watching it and love it.
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DC Statehood on demand and without apology. Every dem trifecta that has failed to secure this has led us to this point.
NEW: Republican-led states, in a new filing at the D.C. Circuit, say D.C. residents are irrelevant, D.C. belongs to everyone else. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
DC Statehood on demand and without apology. Every dem trifecta that has failed to secure this has led us to this point.
The tarriffs are working!
U.S. manufacturing activity has now contracted for 9 straight months.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The tarriffs are working!
"how could this possibly be working at all?"
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"how could this possibly be working at all?"
AI is good at some things.
This is not one of them :-)
Great thread!
This is not one of them :-)
Great thread!
Okay, lets break down this image!
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
AI is good at some things.
This is not one of them :-)
Great thread!
This is not one of them :-)
Great thread!
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I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.
Love it! The discord one should be official!
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Love it! The discord one should be official!
The political discussion at the dinner today was "but why is deflation bad?" and it was quite civilized!
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The political discussion at the dinner today was "but why is deflation bad?" and it was quite civilized!
Big shout-out to everyone who is on call this weekend.
Here's hoping us-east-1 stays available!
Here's hoping us-east-1 stays available!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Big shout-out to everyone who is on call this weekend.
Here's hoping us-east-1 stays available!
Here's hoping us-east-1 stays available!
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
I so want to see that. I really, really, want to see that being tried!
I cannot imagine what could possibly go wrong in trying to court-martial an astronaut and pilot decorated multiple times for valor and exceptional service, who is also a sitting senator, for correctly making the point that service members are obliged not to follow unlawful orders
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I so want to see that. I really, really, want to see that being tried!
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How did Mamdani ninjutsu Trump?
Did he promise him building permits or something in the back room?
Or was it enough with bold flattery?
Did he promise him building permits or something in the back room?
Or was it enough with bold flattery?
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How did Mamdani ninjutsu Trump?
Did he promise him building permits or something in the back room?
Or was it enough with bold flattery?
Did he promise him building permits or something in the back room?
Or was it enough with bold flattery?
Does anyone of my mutuals use pg_roll in anger?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Does anyone of my mutuals use pg_roll in anger?
Can confirm: quality art!
Hi these weren't shipping to the US for a while, but now they are again! You might not know it yet but this rat is your new favourite cartoon character. When I finish my rat cartoon you will say "wow I love this rat, I'm glad I had purchased Rat™ merchandise from wombot.studio/shop before seeing it"
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can confirm: quality art!
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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This is killing me in so many ways
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is killing me in so many ways
How would a Bernie/AOC ticket have played in '24?
(Notably, with the woman as vice, because America)
(Notably, with the woman as vice, because America)
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How would a Bernie/AOC ticket have played in '24?
(Notably, with the woman as vice, because America)
(Notably, with the woman as vice, because America)
What's wrong with Magic The Gathering?
The Avatar prerelease was pretty fun!
The Avatar prerelease was pretty fun!
if a single one of you fucking says even a positive or even neutral sounding word about that cunt MTG I'm blocking you forever
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
What's wrong with Magic The Gathering?
The Avatar prerelease was pretty fun!
The Avatar prerelease was pretty fun!