june ash eden, local sweetie coffee gworl
@kafkaesquities.bsky.social
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june or ash. they. sanpoil, welsh, irish, &c. raised baha'i, sort of. I write stuff about the Reign at @rideofvalkyries.com / @sounderatheart.com. maybe the real kafkaesquities were the friends we made along the way. tips: https://ko-fi.com/juneasheden
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are men too emotional for soccer? we’ve assembled a diverse panel of nonbinary Junes wearing pinnies to discuss.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
crushes are weird

footie is fun

recovering conditioning post COVID is brutal

:)
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pushtheneedle.bsky.social
US cities: take note
byerussell.com
The head of Vancouver’s transit agency can sum its ridership recovery in one word: Frequency.

“Running the bus every 30 minutes isn’t going to cut it if you want to grow ridership.“

Many Vancouver 🚌 run every 5min or less, and the SkyTrain runs every 3-4min, via @davidzipper.bsky.social
The Secret to Vancouver’s Public Transit Ridership Recovery
The Canadian city’s transit agency, TransLink, bounced back from Covid even as other North American systems have struggled. Its leader explains why riders returned.
www.bloomberg.com
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mhgreen3000.bsky.social
Who do we mean when we say “Black Seattle”?

This mayoral race isn’t about personalities—it’s about whether symbolism becomes substance. What do “seats at the table” mean if the rest of us go hungry?

My latest column for the @soseaemerald.bsky.social
COLUMN | What This Mayoral Election Owes 'Black Seattle'
From City Hall to the Central District, Seattle's mayoral race raises deeper questions: Who speaks for "Black Seattle," and what does real representation look like beyond the ballot? Marcus Harrison G...
southseattleemerald.org
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
guys, I think they're gonna put it in the newspaper that he got mad lmao
uebey.bsky.social
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
fuckin Great Value Andy Ngo up in here

gotta get the b'ys back on milkshake duty
atrupar.com
Jonathan Choe to Trump: "Another group right now that is behind antifa and working with antifa very closely based on the research that we have right now that we're gonna give to you and your team are the Democratic Socialists of America."
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jmritchey.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Carrie Fisher in The Blues Brothers
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
"we are going to murder americans without due process"
~pam bondi, US attorney general
premthakker.bsky.social
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
Lee Greenwood wasn’t even relevant when Lee Greenwood was relevant lmaooooo
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
I don't know, though, I'm still not confident the Mariners can hold it together and win their division.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
they're all having GREAT years, for sure.

Lorena is just unfair pffft. Kansas City gonna be that good and give up that little and then bring in Lorena to just start *stealing* goals off people's feet on top of it all. 😅
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brianmfloyd.bsky.social
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
different sources give the data somewhat differently, but basically every source agrees: Dickey has been /absolutely fuckin' on one/ this year.
chris-awk.bsky.social
NWSL GK Prevented Goals Per 90' & Total Goals Prevented

Arnold's near season long stranglehold on the top spot in the per 90' category is finally over, as Claudia Dickey has overtaken her.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
it's annoying how good it is.

also, poaching eggs in the microwave is practically foolproof and takes 20-30 seconds.
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rahaeli.bsky.social
This is going around again and it is not true. Like every site on the internet, Bluesky uses machine learning to do a first-pass approximation of image classification to detect and label content. They have repeatedly confirmed outside services do not use Bluesky user data to train their models.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
Laura Harvey thoroughly dedicating this season to stuffing us stat nerds in a locker lol
xowngoals.com
This is the squad that might play the quarterfinals at home.
Graphic from American Soccer Analysis depicting the rolling changes in the Seattle Reign's non-penalty expected goal differential in the 2025 NWSL regular season.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
I ran across Friday at a convention in what would have been early in the second year, bought a lavender earl grey, thought it was an unusually lovely grey

then in a fit of madness, decided I wanted to make perfume out of it

anyway it's practically three lifetimes later but I'm still buying the tea
fridaytea.com
Fifteen years ago today, I hit "go live" on a crappy little template website with ugly product photos and like maybe five teas. Today, we are honored (and like, hella emotional) to celebrate 15 years of growth, connection, education and warmth.
Friday Afternoon Tea turns 15 years old today! Celebrate with us! Take 15% off everything online today, 10/6 with code "HAPPY15" at fridaytea.com
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
...huh. my anecdata while working a helljob at a smoothie place was that the white trust fund girls ordered the mango smoothies at an astonishingly high rate.
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
the old world has been dying since its conception,
the new world has forever struggled to be born --

it is always the time of monsters
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annamerlan.bsky.social
Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
kafkaesquities.bsky.social
racking up Fell For It Again Awards like funko pops in a landfill